So, I eat lunch with 3 African American coworkers most days. (and 1 of them every single day unless he is sick or something.) According to them I'm more black than they are because of some of my habits. (for instance I despise Mayonaise, it literally makes me gag.)
Jefferson Twilight: Yes, I only hunt blaculas.
Guild Candidate: Oh, so you only hunt African-American vampires?
Twilight: No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have "African Americans" in England!
Candidate: Oh yeah, huh, good point.
Twilight: So I hunt blaculas.
Candidate: I was just trying to be...
Twilight: Man, I specialize in hunting black vampires, I don't know what the P.C. name for that is!