5 years and still going

[HaemishM]

After reading up on that article, I got this. Please be warned, my bullshit meter went haywire.

http://www.dailyraider.com/index.php?id=9016

What do you call that story?

The Aristocrackers.

[Sky]

Ahh..I've become so used to her nick that I forget it says VOODOO. So Signe must be VL's zombie slave? Poor Signe.

[Der Helm]

Ahh..I've become so used to her nick that I forget it says VOODOO. So Signe must be VL's zombie slave? Poor Signe.

There MUST be a way to exploit that...

NSFW!
(or for anyone, really)

[Yegolev]

http://www.dailyraider.com/index.php?id=9016

That article is full of redundancies.

[Lantyssa]

Ahh..I've become so used to her nick that I forget it says VOODOO. So Signe must be VL's zombie slave? Poor Signe.

[Nonentity]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

I see you're one of them.

I'm sorry to hear that.

If you find the sudden compulsion to post threads about 'Magic Go!! Fairy Ninja Master Online', please call me.

I may be able to help.

Until then...



May my MSPaint smilie guide you true.

[Furiously]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

CODE RED CODE RED

VL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
I REPEAT VL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

GO TO PLAN ROMERO STAT

This is cause for concern, I'll send Wayabvpar to reconnoiter. My guess is Signe used those Zombie computers I keep hearing about to hack VDL's account.

[Velorath]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

Sadly, I have to agree (except the fairy princess stuff).  The Signe = zombie stuff has been recycled frequently enough now that it's reached  a level of repetitiveness typically reserved for Chuck Norris jokes.  Please find new ways to make fun of Signe.

[WindupAtheist]

She'll always be Feet to me.

[grunk]

One of the areas of FFXI that I have been enjoying of late is the tank archetype. Every mmo out there, their tanking mechanics are exactly the same, same old sht, blood tanking. In FFXI you can play that role (paladin) or you can try out the Ninja class. W/o question, the Ninja class is unique and amazing in every way. Instead of having the most sta or agi, or having most HP or def the ninja tanks by actually… not tanking. Instead you use two blink spells to avoid taking damage, you have to actually time these spells. Using other ninja tools to actually debuff the mobs and even nukes.

The Ninja is of one class in FFXI, that there is nothing even close to it in other games. It’s one of many examples of SE and how they made this game unique.

[Avatard]

Ignoring it doesn't make it go away.

[Megrim]

I see you reading this thread Schild.  :-D :-D :-D

[Bunk]

One of the areas of FFXI that I have been enjoying of late is the tank archetype. Every mmo out there, their tanking mechanics are exactly the same, same old sht, blood tanking. In FFXI you can play that role (paladin) or you can try out the Ninja class. W/o question, the Ninja class is unique and amazing in every way. Instead of having the most sta or agi, or having most HP or def the ninja tanks by actually… not tanking. Instead you use two blink spells to avoid taking damage, you have to actually time these spells. Using other ninja tools to actually debuff the mobs and even nukes.

The Ninja is of one class in FFXI, that there is nothing even close to it in other games. It’s one of many examples of SE and how they made this game unique.

I've been playing around with vegetables lately. I like asparagus. Its a very pretty green color, has a unique flavour, and on top of that - it makes my pee smell funny. Broccoli also gets a bad rap. While I prefer the firmness of cauliflower, broccoli is quite tasty in its own right. And zombie ninja pirates rule.

[Engels]

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want!  Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Furiously]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

Sadly, I have to agree (except the fairy princess stuff).  The Signe = zombie stuff has been recycled frequently enough now that it's reached  a level of repetitiveness typically reserved for Chuck Norris jokes.  Please find new ways to make fun of Signe.

You know, that's the thing about internet MEME's. They are like a train with no brakes. Signe is a zombie. Just deal with it.

[Miasma]

I have never heard of a video game which had ninjas in it before, that is a truly revolutionary and fresh addition to gaming.  It is by no means a tired cliche.

[Reg]

To be fair, FFXI does have some very cool classes and the whole subjob thing makes it even more interesting. I'm just not hard-core enough after playing WoW to ever deal with that kind of grind again though.

If Square ever put up some new servers with Experience * 10 I'd resubscribe in a heartbeat.

[bhodi]

The Ninja is of one class in FFXI, that there is nothing even close to it in other games. It’s one of many examples of SE and how they made this game unique.

What? You mean like a rogue evade-tanking in an emergency, like Razuvious in Naxx? How about Super Reflexes in CoH, or +Def stat in general? Nope, the idea of tanking by avoiding damage completely instead of soaking it is completely unique and has never been done before in any game, ever.

[schild]

Stop addressing grunk until he addresses the original rehab question. Thanks.

[HaemishM]

I didn't realize there was a rehab question. Unless you mean the "Was it black tar or Pledge" that landed him in rehab question.

[Nebu]

To be fair, FFXI does have some very cool classes and the whole subjob thing makes it even more interesting. I'm just not hard-core enough after playing WoW to ever deal with that kind of grind again though.

Vanguard had some pretty interesting classes as well.  That's not enough to make a game worth playing. 

[jpark]

Somone had better offer Grunk the choice between the Blue pill or the Red pill  

[HaemishM]

He's in rehab. You KNOW he already swallowed both those bitches and went on a 3-week FFXI mithra humping bender.

[Slayerik]

And just when I thought Grunk's career here was cut short by the business end of the ban stick, he is back to fuel the flames.

Praise be Grunk.

[Signe]

I feel very close to Grunk.   

[Morat20]

And just when I thought Grunk's career here was cut short by the business end of the ban stick, he is back to fuel the flames.

Praise be Grunk.

In honor of grunk, and to show my adherence to the Way of Grunk, I just snorted a packet of mothballs and ran my dick through a sausage grinder.

Thus is the way of the 'hardcore'.

[grunk]

The Ninja is of one class in FFXI, that there is nothing even close to it in other games. It’s one of many examples of SE and how they made this game unique.

What? You mean like a rogue evade-tanking in an emergency, like Razuvious in Naxx? How about Super Reflexes in CoH, or +Def stat in general? Nope, the idea of tanking by avoiding damage completely instead of soaking it is completely unique and has never been done before in any game, ever.

No i mean a tank, actually having to time shadows in order to evade attacks. this being hes only way of tanking or else he is dead. This is in now way even close to what you claim.

[grunk]

And just when I thought Grunk's career here was cut short by the business end of the ban stick, he is back to fuel the flames.

Praise be Grunk.

I responded to flame bait, i did not flame anyone here.

[grunk]

Stop addressing grunk until he addresses the original rehab question. Thanks.

Nah "I'm clean... you know what i mean?"

[HaemishM]

Just because Drano is legal to own, it doesn't mean you are clean when you huff it.

[cmlancas]

And just when I thought Grunk's career here was cut short by the business end of the ban stick, he is back to fuel the flames.

Praise be Grunk.

I responded to flame bait, i did not flame anyone here.

Uh. It's called flame bait because you are baited to flame someone. Thanks. Also, we don't get what "I'm clean you know what I mean?" means because your English makes my eyes fill with blood until I lose the ability to see.

On another note, please don't leave these forums. We need hilarity in every thread. There could not ever be as much win without you.

[Morat20]

Uh. It's called flame bait because you are baited to flame someone. Thanks. Also, we don't get what "I'm clean you know what I mean?" means because your English makes my eyes fill with blood until I lose the ability to see.

On another note, please don't leave these forums. We need hilarity in every thread. There could not ever be as much win without you.

Not since AW's chart-filled awesome got denned. I haven't had that much fun since Usenet.

[Nevermore]

Uh. It's called flame bait because you are baited to flame someone. Thanks. Also, we don't get what "I'm clean you know what I mean?" means because your English makes my eyes fill with blood until I lose the ability to see.

I believe he's quoting Depeche Mode.  I hear Martin Gore plays a l33t tanking Ninja.

[cmlancas]

My god. Perhaps that is the suppressed angst I heard in their songs for so long! A horrible grindfest in lyrical form!.

[Hutch]

OK, I might be inserting some more outdated information here, but aren't FFXI ninja's really expensive to use as tanks? Don't all of those powders drain out the gil pretty quick?

Or is there just so much gil in the economy now that people just swim in it.
Or maybe those ninja tanking moves don't have material reqs anymore?

Just curious. People did used to ninja-tank back when I was playing, but it was infrequent due to the cost.
PAL and WAR didn't have to burn any mats.