Burger King TAXI to victory lasted two weeks

[Yegolev]

If you've lived on a farm and seen a pig slaughtered - and pigs are smart, smart beasts, as intelligent as any dog but unlucky enough not to be cute - you know that all meat has its price.

A thread about tasty burgers, and a line like that...and nobody makes a Pulp Fiction reference?

For shame.

I was actually considering a Snatch reference.  Possibly a picture of Flat Top.  Work intervened.

[HaemishM]

Krispy Kreme is the worst. May as well drink hot liquid oil. It is well known the best doughnuts are made by oriental mom and pop shops.

HERETIC! DEFILER! UNBELIEVER!!!


BURN HIM!!!!

[Signe]

I don't like doughnuts, even Krispy Kreme, but once a year I make these:



I bought a new pizzelle iron a few years ago and gave the old one to my sister so we try to get them done in one or two days.  Everyone gets a stack for Xmas.  I reckon the few I cheat and eat while I'm making them is my dietary limit for butter, sugar and anisette for the entire year.

[schild]

What is that? I want one.

I want to make them. Piles and piles of them.

[Yegolev]

That does not look real.  You are making that up.  Edible coasters?  Ridiculous.

[Mandrel]

Pizzelles are yummy!  Are they really that bad for you?

[Trippy]

Now it all makes sense...

Frequent trips to AYCE Sushi Buffets leads to the use of deworming pills which have known adverse effects including psychosis, renal toxicity, irrational PS3phillia and seizures.

Actually an AYCE sushi place is probably one of the safer places to eat raw fish if you worried about getting intestinal worms and other parasites. All their fish has almost certainly been frozen.

[Signe]

Pizzelles are yummy!  Are they really that bad for you?

For every three cups of flour, I use 1 cup of butter, 1 cup of sugar and six eggs.  I use anise seed but not the extract.  I add anisette until the batter is sticky so they finish up really, really thin.  If you want the rest of the recipe, just add 2 tsp baking powder, 1/2 to 1 tsp vanilla extract (my sister makes her own and it's yummy), beat everything but the flour and baking powder into the butter (melted and cooled) until it's smooth and then add in the dry stuff until smooth again.  Add anisette until the batter is sticky.  Cook for about 30 seconds or so.  You'll get the hang of the timing after a couple of tries.

Oh, you need a pizzelle iron, too.

You will never want to stop eating them until there are no more left and they will kill you slowly.

[schild]

You know what else kills you slowly?



I drank a whole bottle of that and didn't shit for a week. I thought I was dying inside.

[CmdrSlack]

Wow.  That is almost TMI.

The cure for your problem would have been a case of Old Style.

[WayAbvPar]

Or Stroh's. If that can't roil up your GI tract, you are probably already dead and just don't know it.

[hal]

Hey, I grew up on Stroh's. You need to use the kings throne Then falls city is what you want. $2.09 a six pack in the stubby bottles and worth every penny of that. I could of course talk about San Miguel being ex navy. Shit through a screen door and leave it clean. But I am far to nice to say such a thing.

[Slayerik]

So...we are on to beer now? :)

[Oban]

I thought we were on to constipation and methods of treatment.

::NSFW::

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

[schild]

I'm calling a hiatus on anything related to what happens to food after you eat it. I know I started it. But it was supposed to start a conversation about glogg.

[Signe]

I don't drink beer but it's great for your hair.  You should boil a bottle of it and let it simmer for a few minutes and add it to your shampoo.  Really.  The hoppier, the better.

[Numtini]

I drank a whole bottle of that and didn't shit for a week. I thought I was dying inside.

No no. You gotta make that stuff for real. OMG New Years parties with the Norse Pagans. What is it? 2 bottles of port, mull it with raisins and spices, then add a 1.5L of vodka, set on fire, and drop sugar over the fire? Drink that for New Years, you're still drinking gatoraid and taking aspirin the following Christmas.

[schild]

I'll call all my norse pagan friends and see if they want free tattoos.

(heh)

[sigil]

You should make your own Glogg.

That's like buying premade eggnog with the whiskey already in it.

[Signe]

I haven had them in ages but I used to like Glögg and Lussekatter every now and then. (I had a Swedish friend who cooked) There must be a bazillion calories per sip and bite, though. 

[WindupAtheist]

I keep expecting the Chic-a-flic references here to draw Arcadian and his Hat out of the woodwork.

What the hell was up with Arcadian anyway?  Buying a Chicken Shack franchise isn't like joining a monastic order.  He could have slung fowl by day and continued to join in our reindeer games by night.  But no, he was all like "I am going to sell chicken, so I shall be gone FOREVAR!"

[Merusk]

I keep expecting the Chic-a-flic references here to draw Arcadian and his Hat out of the woodwork.

What the hell was up with Arcadian anyway?  Buying a Chicken Shack franchise isn't like joining a monastic order.  He could have slung fowl by day and continued to join in our reindeer games by night.  But no, he was all like "I am going to sell chicken, so I shall be gone FOREVAR!"

He didn't buy it, his friend did.  He was the manager.  MANAGING a fast-food joint is a "good bye forevar" position, since you're the guy who gets to cover when all your loser employees call-in sick and none of the others will come in.  Arc was also one of the 'boarding during work' guys, since after-work was spent gaming or with family.  Hell, I know my post count would be a LOT lower if I couldn't ever post during work.

[Lantyssa]

No no. You gotta make that stuff for real. OMG New Years parties with the Norse Pagans. What is it? 2 bottles of port, mull it with raisins and spices, then add a 1.5L of vodka, set on fire, and drop sugar over the fire? Drink that for New Years, you're still drinking gatoraid and taking aspirin the following Christmas.

Despite the certain hangover that would produce, I'm intrigued...

[WayAbvPar]

I thought I remembered hearing that RKDN left the glorious fast food industry after his wife got sick, but I may be wrong. I still see him pop up in Xfire now and then, so he is still around, or at least his PC is.

[schild]

Tried to get to In-N-Out today. Goddamn line was out the door. Too many people eat at exactly Noon every day.

McDonald's across the street was empty.

So I went to Circle K.

[Signe]

Convenience store food has buggies in it.

[WayAbvPar]

Just got back from Burgermaster. I had forgotten just how damned tasty their burgers are. They remind me a lot of In N Out, actually.

[Murgos]

Convenience store food has buggies in it.

News flash.  It's all got buggies in it.  Even that gourmet shit you get at the snooty place that makes you wear a jacket.

[Rasix]

I haven't had a beef hamburger (turkey and veggie are OK, but not the same) in uggg... years now.   You're all off my Christmas card list. 

[Lantyssa]

Am I?  I haven't had a burger in years either.

[Signe]

I'm gonna make hot doggies tonight.  Beef.  Kosher.  On the grill.



(just because the pic makes me laugh)

[Evil Elvis]

I'm gonna make hot doggies tonight.  Beef.  Kosher.  On the grill.



(just because the pic makes me laugh)

http://askabout.ytmnd.com/

[Riggswolfe]

Am I?  I haven't had a burger in years either.

I had burgers two nights in a row this week.

[Big Gulp]

I had burgers two nights in a row this week.

I bought $20 worth of pork ribs and have been living like a fat, bloated Elvis all this week on ribs, baked beans, and corn bread.

[Yegolev]

Speaking of Elvis, how about the Reese's Peanut Butter and Banana Cups with Elvis theming?  Next month, I hear.

We have some Mickey Mouse hamburger patties in the freezer.  They always make me think of Krusty Brand.