Yahoo Fantasy Football 07/08

[MrHat]

Bah, NYG defense is going to get me negative points even though 3 of MIN's TD's are defensive.

[Phildo]

Amateur Musicians 111.76    Final
Makin' it RAIN   111.72


 

Wait a sec... what happened?  You won all of a sudden?

Makin' it RAIN
   111.72    Final
Amateur Musicians
   111.41

[cmlancas]

Stat correction? 

[WayAbvPar]

Amateur Musicians 111.76    Final
Makin' it RAIN   111.72


 

Wait a sec... what happened?  You won all of a sudden?

Makin' it RAIN
   111.72    Final
Amateur Musicians
   111.41

Redemption!

Of course, I got my ass handed to me this week, so it really doesn't matter. Even after my masterful pickup of Kolby Smith!

[HaemishM]

I am 1 point ahead going into tonight's Steelers/Dolphins game. So long as Hines Ward scores more than Willie Parker, I'm golden. Motherfuckin' Hines Ward.

EDIT: And looking at my defense, had I played either Justin Fargas or Brandon Marshall instead of Bobby Engram, I'd be in a much more comfortable position. THANKS SEAHAWKS.

[WayAbvPar]

I am 1 point ahead going into tonight's Steelers/Dolphins game. So long as Hines Ward scores more than Willie Parker, I'm golden. Motherfuckin' Hines Ward.

EDIT: And looking at my defense, had I played either Justin Fargas or Brandon Marshall instead of Bobby Engram, I'd be in a much more comfortable position. THANKS SEAHAWKS.

Apparently the entire offense missed the team plane and thus was MIA the first half. You are lucky you got as many points as you did.

[Phildo]

I am 1 point ahead going into tonight's Steelers/Dolphins game. So long as Hines Ward scores more than Willie Parker, I'm golden. Motherfuckin' Hines Ward.

EDIT: And looking at my defense, had I played either Justin Fargas or Brandon Marshall instead of Bobby Engram, I'd be in a much more comfortable position. THANKS SEAHAWKS.

Prepare to be defeated, sir!

[MrHat]

Does it matter? I think playoff spots are already clinched?

[Phildo]

For the PRIDE, sir!

[shiznitz]

I am so demoralized by the shit I was handed by the autopicker that I will not be running this league next year. I will play but it will be up to someone else to get it going. Fuck.  At least it wasn't this league where I benched Rivers for Garcia.  Double Fuck.

[Murgos]

Whose Sigil's Spurs?  Cause, if he, you know, actually managed his team he would probably have been one of the top scoring teams in the league.

[MrHat]

Whose Sigil's Spurs?  Cause, if he, you know, actually managed his team he would probably have been one of the top scoring teams in the league.

lol, 10 weeks to late for that comment.   

[HaemishM]

Does it matter? I think playoff spots are already clinched?

Nope, there are 6 playoff spots, none have been clinched. In fact, any of the top 8 teams could make the playoffs. The big matchups are Status Questionable/P-Town (since one of those WILL end up 9-4 and hold the top 1 or 2 spots) and the Dog Slayers/Attack Monkies matchup, which could leave the Slayers out of the top 2 if Makin' It Rain wins, or give him a first-round bye with a win. Murdoc and I play for the #6 spot. Whoever wins is in for sure, but a loss doesn't totally eliminate the loser. Talk about fucking parity.

Right now, the matchups favor me, because his QB and WR's are all up against some stout defenses. This has been one helluva league year.

[Sauced]

Yeah, no one has clinched yet.  Given this weeks matchups, I could conceivably be out of it with a low scoring loss, or as Haemish mentioned a lock at #2.  Crazy.  How I ended up in the Game of the Week while the other 8-4 teams get the bottom 3 is beyond me.  Thank god I didn't need a big game from Big Ben last night, though.  Sheesh.

[Rasix]

I got a cellar dweller match up to get in, but his team isn't THAT bad.  Should be a close game.

Anyhow, I'm just glad to still be in contention after the string of injuries I've had this year. 

[Murgos]

Donald Driver @ Dallas or Roddy White @ St. Louis?  Decisions, decisions, decisions.

The rest of my line up is pretty much set in stone unless there is a late injury reported.  It's nice to have finally moved into #1, it sucks to know that I am teetering on not even being #2 if I lose and Makin' wins (Which he probably will since SS is playing guys who are out for the season).

There are so many teams at 7-5 I'm not even going to bother to try and figure out the permutations.

[Rasix]

We've got 3 essential "win & in"s: yourself, Sauced and Mr. Hat.  Sauced and Hat play, so we will at least have one 9-4 team.  And you're playing Attack Monkies II, who are just a bad sequel this year. Myself and Way have enough points that if we win, we're going to be in.  The next most points for a 7-5 is Haem and he's 90 points back.   Murdoc and Haem will end up knocking one of each other out (possibly).

But uhh, yah, lots of permutations. I don't want to bother doing them all. Especially at work, I try to keep my thinking to a minimum here.

Heh, shit, I've won 4 in a row.  Didn't notice that until now. I probably shouldn't have typed that. 

[Phildo]

Damn you, Hines Ward!

[MrHat]

My money pick up @ W/RB (Jacobs) doesn't look like he's going to make it.  I hope Ron Dayne can pick up the slack.

[MrHat]

Fucking injuries.

I can't decide if I should sit or play Braylon Edwards.  Stupid "Q".

[MrHat]

Well, Braylon played. 



Now, as long as Moss and McGahee don't combine for 40+ points, I should be ok.

 

[HaemishM]

Hines Ward and Reggie Wayne in the HIZZY, BITCHES.

Oh and did I forget San Diego's D, which apparently rolled over KC's line like a hippo at a buffet line? That was the highest point total I've posted this season. Even with Matt Schaub going down and scoring only 1 point I manhandled Murdoc. It didn't hurt that Palmer apparently couldn't throw with any accuracy. I can't believe how many balls he had sail on him.

Of course, with Schaub a question mark for next week, and Campbell facing the Bears, I have to rely on Kurt fucking Warner against the Seahawks. Ugggggg.

[WayAbvPar]

I have to rely on Kurt fucking Warner against the Seahawks. Ugggggg.

Jeebus is going down. I will be there, and would make a mocking sign if I thought there was any chance FOX would show it on TV 

[MrHat]

Curses!

Now I have to face BradyPeterson 

[Murgos]

I don't think I like the concept of bye weeks in fantasy football.  Sure, I have the better record and I shouldn't be forced to play with the plebeians but the whole reason I play FF is so I have a reason to pay attention to NFL games other than my favs.

Oh, well, see you guys in two weeks.

[murdoc]

I don't think I like the concept of bye weeks in fantasy football.  Sure, I have the better record and I shouldn't be forced to play with the plebeians but the whole reason I play FF is so I have a reason to pay attention to NFL games other than my favs.

Oh, well, see you guys in two weeks.

I agree with you. I'm in 2nd in another league (seriously) and now have to sit and wait a week. I can understand it, especially in H2H when anyone can win in any given week, but it still kinda sucks.

[Sauced]

Now, as long as Moss and McGahee don't combine for 40+ points, I should be ok.
 

 

[MrHat]

My playoff forcasts are RAIN with a high chance of loss.

[WayAbvPar]

I have to lose. Otherwise I couldn't bitch about having the highest scoring team* and losing. AGAIN.


*haven't checked recently, but was highest as of a week or two ago.


Love that whacky H2H! 

[MrHat]

Damn.

I may have just gotten Bradied.

We'll see how it turns out tomorrow.

Edit: Woo!

Edit2: 

[WayAbvPar]

FUCK HEAD TO HEAD FANTASY FOOTBALL IN ITS TINY ASSHOLE

[Rasix]

Tom Brady outscored the rest of your team.   

One Tom Brady owner down, one to go.

 

[HaemishM]

Hey, I feel the pain. Fargas has been a motherfucker the last few weeks, against Green Bay, Lane Kiffin decides to completely forget he has a running game when they are only down 14 points. Fucking retard. Hines Ward gets shut down against New England, Wayne has an average day and suddenly, there are almost 40 points sitting on my bench doing fuckall. Once I had to rely on Kurt Warner, I knew I was fucked. Having Larry Johnson being a sore vagina most of the season didn't help at all.

With Brady off the map, that league is wide open now.

[MrHat]

Psssh.

No credit for me?  I win motherfucker.


God I'm going to lose badly next week.  Big Ben going to play hard to show that the Steelers aren't punks.

[MrHat]

Ode to MAKIN' IT RAIN.

 


Fear the Underdog bitches.