Der Helm
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A few moments ago, I turned 30. I am home alone, surfing on f13.net and the first half of my life is over. I am not depressed or sad, just bored. :-D And suddenly I feel old. Oh, btw. I will have a semi-big party in a week from now, so if you are is in the neighbourhood ...  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Tebonas
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Happy Birthday, 4 years minus five days after me :)
What makes you think you will die at 60? Shitty lifestyle or bad genes? Personally I try go past 90s.
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angry.bob
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Wait till you're 45. You're even more bored, with the added bonus of random parts of your body aching for no reason other than they're just tired of working.
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Lantyssa
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Happy birthday!
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Der Helm
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What makes you think you will die at 60? Shitty lifestyle or bad genes? Personally I try go past 90s.
Just a joke some friend of mine made not so long ago. Personally I plan to live forever. :-D Thanks everybody. Especially Signe, as always :-D |
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Miasma
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Happy birthday! Thirty sucks for a little while until you realize the next nine years are cake, nothing to worry about until you hit forty! Got a nice easy decade in front of you, grats.
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CmdrSlack
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I turned 31 on May 19. I was only shittier than turning 30 if you really buy in with all of that over the hill claptrap.
Fear not, waggling your cane at THOSE DAMN KIDS is largely satisfying -- just get some good bourbon.
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Signe
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Unless you are a woman, you are not old until you can sneeze and pee at the same time... accidentally.  |
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Fabricated
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I turn 24 in 2 days. I'm depressed already.
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voodoolily
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Happy Birthday! 30 is awesome. It's been the best year for me so far!
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schild
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I turn 24 in 2 days. I'm depressed already.
I turn 26 next year. I feel like I'm 200. |
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Llava
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^^^^
:-(
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Paelos
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I'm actually 150 in monkey years, which explains my wisdom.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Ironwood
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30 almost killed me with depression.
Good Luck.
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Der Helm
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Right, I forgot all that "respect the eldery" and wisdom stuff.
Anybody knows a good place to get some decent canes ?
I even found some grey hairs today!
Retirement here I come :-D
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Tebonas
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The only depression I got at my 30th birthday was about me not getting depressed like promised by so many other people. Well, maybe at 40.
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Megrim
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Happy birthday! I hope you were wearing a helmet when you posted that. A saftey helmet.  |
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Der Helm
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Happy birthday! I hope you were wearing a helmet when you posted that. A saftey helmet.  :-D |
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vex
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Pfft, you kids keep off my lawn!
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Merusk
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Happy B-day.
You don't really feel old until you flip boxes in the 'age bracket' demographics on surveys and such.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Der Helm
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Grrr... the 30's start really great. My dentist just decided that there was no more hope for one of my favourite teeth  Ouch! |
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schild
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There's a tooth in that picture?
Your dentist is geek hot.
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Der Helm
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There's a tooth in that picture?
Your dentist is geek hot.
Actually she looks a lot like his assistant. What a coincidence. Btw. the fucking wound is still bleeding a little, is that normal ? :-D |
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DraconianOne
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Actually she looks a lot like his assistant. What a coincidence.
Btw. the fucking wound is still bleeding a little, is that normal ? :-D
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RhyssaFireheart
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Happy Birthday!! Sorry I'm late. Hope the party is a smashing success! Milestone birthdays are fun. I get one in September, and I can't decide if I'm not going to be depressed like I was turning 30 or if I'm going to be depressed and make the husband nuts in the process. I'll probably just celebrate by teasing my mom about how she now has 2 of 4 children over 40 with another one to hit next year. 
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Yegolev
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Congratulations, you're still here!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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murdoc
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I didn't find turning 30 to be a big deal. When we have a kid, THEN I'll feel old.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Bunk
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Happy Birthday.
Suprisingly, 30 didn't bother me. 35 was depressing though, for some reason. Just giving you something to look forward to.
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HaemishM
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35 sucks it. 30 you still have some hope, if only that all the shit talking you hear about being "over the hill" is just bullshit. It's not. Prepare for the desparate, slow slide into old age.
Happy birthday!
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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Great angry.bob and I are the same age
/salute to 1961
And freaking 30 is young so get over it.
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Lantyssa
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Your dentist is geek hot.
You should see my dentist then. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
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Your dentist is geek hot.
You should see my dentist then. Pics or she's just a failed doctor. |
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Yegolev
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I'm betting "dental hygienist".
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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