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bhodi
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on: June 05, 2007, 07:48:20 AM

60%

Remember, there are no loved ones or morals when the zombies come.

Oh, and for more fun, What B-movie badass are you? I'm Seth Gecko (dusk till dawn)

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Reply #1 on: June 05, 2007, 07:54:45 AM

56%, but that quiz doesn't take some important factors into account and hoses you for not being in a country with firearms in your fruitbasket.

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Reply #2 on: June 05, 2007, 07:55:54 AM

I really wish I could get through the websense shit to do that zombie quiz.
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Reply #3 on: June 05, 2007, 08:22:20 AM

54%, but I should get a bonus for being friends with a mall cop with a sword collection.

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Reply #4 on: June 05, 2007, 08:23:22 AM

41%
I'm dead :)

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #5 on: June 05, 2007, 08:37:54 AM

Of course you are, the ammo clips on your avatar are in totally the wrong place.

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Reply #6 on: June 05, 2007, 08:38:35 AM

57% - I'm sure it's because I don't own a gun and hate running.

...and I'm Jack Burton (Pork Chop Express).
« Last Edit: June 05, 2007, 08:42:57 AM by voodoolily »

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Reply #7 on: June 05, 2007, 08:45:23 AM

84%

Don't own a gun (although all my neighbours seem to!) but I do live in the country and this boy can run.

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Reply #8 on: June 05, 2007, 08:50:07 AM

you totally have an einsturzende neubauten avatar. you'd scare the zombies away with your music.

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Reply #9 on: June 05, 2007, 09:00:16 AM

53%. Those odds are better then nothing, but they still scare me.

I did the B-movie quiz, but my content filter blocked the picture, so I don't know who I am. ;p

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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Reply #10 on: June 05, 2007, 09:03:30 AM

19%.  That sucks.  I'm also Jack Burton.

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Reply #11 on: June 05, 2007, 09:11:09 AM

I was Ash.  This surprised me not a bit.

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Reply #12 on: June 05, 2007, 09:23:24 AM

Only 36%, thats completely bogus! I read the Zombie Survival guide, and it says my daily bicycle training gives me all the advantage I need to escape!

I was Ash. This suprises me a lot.
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Reply #13 on: June 05, 2007, 09:29:13 AM

67% -- I lost points for not owning a gun.

I was Ash.

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Reply #14 on: June 05, 2007, 09:31:35 AM

61 percent, Seth Gecko
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Reply #15 on: June 05, 2007, 09:35:33 AM

I hve a 71% chance of survival.  My willingess to tell everyone to fuck off, cache of weapons and keen tactical sense seem to have kept me alive until the lasst 1/3 of the movie... where I run out of food and go down while munching on a can of creamed corn, too out of shape to run from the zombie horde.

I'm also Ash. Changing one answer (Poker.. ) I was Jack Burton.

Er, ok.




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Reply #16 on: June 05, 2007, 11:08:19 AM

The running question is totally bogus.  I have guns, ammo, a chainsaw, plenty of sharp things and lots of big hammers, and napalm is plenty easy to make.  Who the hell needs to actually *run*?

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Reply #17 on: June 05, 2007, 11:16:13 AM

commotion brings other zombies, and avoidance is better than a last stand whenever possible.
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Reply #18 on: June 05, 2007, 11:20:18 AM

Last stand for who?  I ain't stopping the shooting 'til the wall of re-dead corpses is too high for their uncoordinated asses to shamble over.

Then I'm going to take up smoking and light up a Marlboro.

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Reply #19 on: June 05, 2007, 12:27:17 PM

57%, mostly due to trying to save my family, despite picking "shoot them dead if they are a zombie".  I know what to do to save my own ass, I just can't be counted on doing it.

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Reply #20 on: June 05, 2007, 01:07:51 PM

43% zombie survival.  Urban area, no guns, not a lot of food in the house, not a great runner... yeah, I'm zombie food.   undecided

And I got Ash, despite mostly avoiding the obvious Ash answers.
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Reply #21 on: June 05, 2007, 01:36:17 PM

61%. No guns in the house right now, just melee weaponry.

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Reply #22 on: June 05, 2007, 01:49:24 PM

32% for me.

As for B-movie BadAss: I'm Ash. Thank God.

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Reply #23 on: June 05, 2007, 01:53:30 PM

I think the real question is what are our chances of surviving a zombie signe attack?

I think ZERO.
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Reply #24 on: June 05, 2007, 03:24:16 PM

69%! I can run like a mother fucker and it's all ME ME ME.
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Reply #25 on: June 05, 2007, 03:38:44 PM

71%. Ash.
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Reply #26 on: June 05, 2007, 03:38:46 PM

61%

And I got Ash.

Mainly cause I tried to avoid answering ALL of the obvious Jack Burton references.

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Reply #27 on: June 05, 2007, 03:42:21 PM

61%

And I got Ash.

Mainly cause I tried to avoid answering ALL of the obvious Jack Burton references.

Yea, it really was Jack Burton heavy.
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Reply #28 on: June 05, 2007, 04:26:33 PM

I think the real question is what are our chances of surviving a zombie signe attack?

I think ZERO.

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Reply #29 on: June 05, 2007, 04:39:54 PM

55% - Clearly I need to be taking zombie survival lessons from some of you.

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Reply #30 on: June 05, 2007, 06:33:16 PM

59% and Gecko.

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Reply #31 on: June 05, 2007, 06:40:51 PM

51%, and I'm Ash.

Then, I changed a few things and I'm Godzilla. I just want to eat people, ok?

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Reply #32 on: June 05, 2007, 08:04:13 PM

27%
Seth Gecko

I think my real chances are higher though 'cause I'm awesome.
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Reply #33 on: June 05, 2007, 08:11:34 PM

59%
I had a lot of flailing arms, no person.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #34 on: June 05, 2007, 08:46:14 PM

77%. Coming from a military family really helps with that being armed and skilled with weapons thing.

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