bhodi
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Posts: 6817
No lie.
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Ironwood
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Posts: 28240
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56%, but that quiz doesn't take some important factors into account and hoses you for not being in a country with firearms in your fruitbasket.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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I really wish I could get through the websense shit to do that zombie quiz.
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Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
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54%, but I should get a bonus for being friends with a mall cop with a sword collection.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Wolf
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Posts: 1248
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41%
I'm dead :)
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Ironwood
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Posts: 28240
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Of course you are, the ammo clips on your avatar are in totally the wrong place.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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57% - I'm sure it's because I don't own a gun and hate running.
...and I'm Jack Burton (Pork Chop Express).
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« Last Edit: June 05, 2007, 08:42:57 AM by voodoolily »
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DraconianOne
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Posts: 2905
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84%
Don't own a gun (although all my neighbours seem to!) but I do live in the country and this boy can run.
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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you totally have an einsturzende neubauten avatar. you'd scare the zombies away with your music.
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Nonentity
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2301
2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion
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53%. Those odds are better then nothing, but they still scare me.
I did the B-movie quiz, but my content filter blocked the picture, so I don't know who I am. ;p
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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19%. That sucks. I'm also Jack Burton.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Posts: 28240
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I was Ash. This surprised me not a bit.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Tebonas
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Posts: 6365
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Only 36%, thats completely bogus! I read the Zombie Survival guide, and it says my daily bicycle training gives me all the advantage I need to escape!
I was Ash. This suprises me a lot.
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CmdrSlack
Contributor
Posts: 4390
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67% -- I lost points for not owning a gun.
I was Ash.
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I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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SnakeCharmer
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Posts: 3807
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61 percent, Seth Gecko
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Merusk
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Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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I hve a 71% chance of survival. My willingess to tell everyone to fuck off, cache of weapons and keen tactical sense seem to have kept me alive until the lasst 1/3 of the movie... where I run out of food and go down while munching on a can of creamed corn, too out of shape to run from the zombie horde.
I'm also Ash. Changing one answer (Poker.. ) I was Jack Burton.
Er, ok.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Polysorbate80
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Posts: 2044
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The running question is totally bogus. I have guns, ammo, a chainsaw, plenty of sharp things and lots of big hammers, and napalm is plenty easy to make. Who the hell needs to actually *run*?
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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bhodi
Moderator
Posts: 6817
No lie.
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commotion brings other zombies, and avoidance is better than a last stand whenever possible.
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Polysorbate80
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Posts: 2044
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Last stand for who? I ain't stopping the shooting 'til the wall of re-dead corpses is too high for their uncoordinated asses to shamble over.
Then I'm going to take up smoking and light up a Marlboro.
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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57%, mostly due to trying to save my family, despite picking "shoot them dead if they are a zombie". I know what to do to save my own ass, I just can't be counted on doing it.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19324
sentient yeast infection
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43% zombie survival. Urban area, no guns, not a lot of food in the house, not a great runner... yeah, I'm zombie food.  And I got Ash, despite mostly avoiding the obvious Ash answers. |
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Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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61%. No guns in the house right now, just melee weaponry.
Buckaroo Bonzai. Big Boo-tay.
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Riggswolfe
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Posts: 8047
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32% for me.
As for B-movie BadAss: I'm Ash. Thank God.
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I think the real question is what are our chances of surviving a zombie signe attack?
I think ZERO.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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69%! I can run like a mother fucker and it's all ME ME ME.
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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71%. Ash.
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« Last Edit: June 05, 2007, 03:41:52 PM by schild »
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Chimpy
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Posts: 10633
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61%
And I got Ash.
Mainly cause I tried to avoid answering ALL of the obvious Jack Burton references.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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61%
And I got Ash.
Mainly cause I tried to avoid answering ALL of the obvious Jack Burton references.
Yea, it really was Jack Burton heavy. |
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I think the real question is what are our chances of surviving a zombie signe attack?
I think ZERO.
I wouldn't want to eat your brain. The only brain around here I want to eat is my own!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 23657
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55% - Clearly I need to be taking zombie survival lessons from some of you.  |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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59% and Gecko.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
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51%, and I'm Ash.
Then, I changed a few things and I'm Godzilla. I just want to eat people, ok?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Calantus
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Posts: 2389
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27%
Seth Gecko
I think my real chances are higher though 'cause I'm awesome.
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Lantyssa
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Posts: 20848
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59%
I had a lot of flailing arms, no person.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Fabricated
Moderator
Posts: 8978
~Living the Dream~
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77%. Coming from a military family really helps with that being armed and skilled with weapons thing.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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