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Chimpy
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Stop it with your trying to make biology fun and interesting voodoo!  |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Paelos
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If you get that barcode, make sure you shave your head first and put it on the back.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Biology isn't fun and interesting?
I don't know what could be fun and interesting about all organic matter in the universe.
I'm going to go listen to some more fitty cent.
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El Gallo
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Is it possible to get a sculpture relatively accurately transposed into a tat? I've thought for a long time that Michelangelo's Pieta http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Michelangelo%27s_Pieta_5450_cropncleaned.jpg would be cool, it's always been my favorite sculpture (note that I have no well-developed appreciation for any visual art, was raised Catholic, and am a momma's boy at heart, so it's not exactly a shocker). I'll never do it sober (because I am a wuss), and won't let myself do it drunk (because I'd probably ask for the Pieta with Shmi Skywalker holding Kurt Cobain), but I am curious if it is possible. Do you know any places where I could see pictures of classical/renaissance art in tattoo form? I really want to see what they look like. |
This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Yegolev
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Just putting the DNA bands on yourself isn't what I thought you meant, I was all for writing GCAG or whatever in bar code. If it is even possible to tattoo barcode, why not just put your name on there? Or maybe KAISER SOZE, I don't know.
If you can't find a bar code font, I can make one available.
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climbjtree
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I've got a barcode on the inside of my left wrist. No, it won't scan.
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NiX
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Don't most bar codes have white backgrounds so they'll scan properly? Either way, I like lilly's idea cause it has a meaning behind having a bar code on you.
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Signe
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I've got a barcode on the inside of my left wrist. No, it won't scan.
They fucked up your bar code. How embarassing. Are you sure, though? Did you try and have it scanned? It probably says "half a tin of pineapple" anyway. |
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Nonentity
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I've got a barcode on the inside of my left wrist. No, it won't scan.
They fucked up your bar code. How embarassing. Are you sure, though? Did you try and have it scanned? It probably says "half a tin of pineapple" anyway. How would the barcode know whether it was half full or not? What kind of voodoo magic operation do you run here, Signe? |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Murgos
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...because I'd probably ask for the Pieta with Shmi Skywalker holding Kurt Cobain.
I'll donate a dollar to the cause if you promise to post a pic of it when it's done. |
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voodoolily
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What kind of voodoo magic operation do you run here, Signe?
Hey, that's MY job. |
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Nonentity
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What kind of voodoo magic operation do you run here, Signe?
Hey, that's MY job. I'm sorry, you're right. I am completely wrong on this one. Truly, YOU would be the one able to determine, via barcode, whether a tin of pineapples was full or half full. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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voodoolily
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Well, to be fair, Signe doesn't need to implement voodoo magic for that one. She has a gift.
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NiX
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Can I send you my finger, lilly? You get me all the what-not for the barcode tat. Please?
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voodoolily
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haha no.
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NiX
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Damn you vile woman!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Well, to be fair, Signe doesn't need to implement voodoo magic for that one. She has a gift.
Yeah, a necromantic gift. It's called zombification. Now that I think about it...I bet it was VL who cast it! All those skulls...She's a witch! BURN HER! |
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Signe
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Sky needs to be dealt with.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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CmdrSlack
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Sky needs to be dealt with.
Naw. The strange cosmic rays from his fancy TV are just getting to his brain. |
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voodoolily
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Sky needs to be dealt with.
True. You wanna take this one or shall I? |
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Signe
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Sky needs to be dealt with.
True. You wanna take this one or shall I? You poke him with pins and I'll get the brain. FOR PAELOS! Really. |
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Mortriden
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I've got a barcode on the inside of my left wrist. No, it won't scan.
Then it's a shitty scanner or the barcode is incomplete. /derail Scanners from the last three years have been able to read arm hair more than 50% of the time (provided there is contrast between your arm hair and your skin). The newest ones no longer use a "true" laser to read the barcode. They use a "laser picture" system to create a virtual or 2D picture image; this is the first step to dispensing with barcode reading technology having to read the white spaces between the lines and being able to distinguish the actual properties of an item. Such as reading the skin of an orange and knowing that it is an orange. /rerail I can't decide on something that'd I'd want on my body for the rest of my life. Which, to me, means... not a good time to get a tat. |
It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos
Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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FOR PAELOS! Really.
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Paelos
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FOR PAELOS! Really.
Everyone tries to blame the monkey. Who threw poop at the walls? Who took all my bananas? Who is eating my brain? It's discrimination is what it is. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Lantyssa
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Everyone tries to blame the monkey. Who threw poop at the walls? Who took all my bananas? Who is eating my brain?
It's discrimination is what it is.
I feel your pain. I've recently been accused of flirting with everything. Hey cutie, why don't we go share a banana split?  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Paelos
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Everyone tries to blame the monkey. Who threw poop at the walls? Who took all my bananas? Who is eating my brain?
It's discrimination is what it is.
I feel your pain. I've recently been accused of flirting with everything. Hey cutie, why don't we go share a banana split? You bring the toppings! :-D |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Everyone tries to blame the monkey. Who threw poop at the walls? Who took all my bananas? Who is eating my brain?
It's discrimination is what it is.
I feel your pain. I've recently been accused of flirting with everything. Hey cutie, why don't we go share a banana split? You bring the toppings! :-D 'cuz Paelos has a huge banana. |
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Bunk
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Ok, so in the last three posts we have the following:
- flirting
- 2 girls and a guy
- prominant displaying of boobs
- a monkey
- a furry animal
- lesbianism
- poo on a wall
- a large banana
- did the monkey's religion come in to this? No? I've lost track.
I am very confused. And oddly, slightly turned on.
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murdoc
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That'd make a Hell of a tattoo.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Big Gulp
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Tonight's homework:  Sorry about the shitty photo quality. Actually, it's not done anyway. I'm going to pack a little purple into the gaps between the vertebrae for the spinal column, and also add some veins and things like that later on. Marcus didn't want to go there tonight, though, I think he had enough. For the record, spine tattoos aren't fun... Who knew?  |
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Ironwood
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Why?
To this whole thread.
Why?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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NiX
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Cause we're not all Scottish? I'd go on about how we're all different in certain ways, but this is F13. Why would I bother.
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Miasma
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I was reading this article and found out that they are making a new kind of ink which will break down with one laser treatment. An erasable tattoo if you will, it doesn't go on sale until the fall though. Just ignore the paragraphs talking about "lymph nodes" and "toxic", I'm sure they aren't pertinent .
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schild
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Har.
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Big Gulp
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Har.
Since you resurrected the thread I thought I'd share the happy news... One of the people I've tattooed in the past called me up, and apparently his dentist is getting a new chair. They're giving the old chair away with the attached lights, hydraulics, etc, so now I can convert my spare bedroom over to a fully functional tattoo studio. I'm going hydraulic, fools! No more putzing around at the dining room table contorting people in awkward positions so I can get at 'em easier. Suhweet. |
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