Dragon Age "Announcement"

[Teleku]

Asari are space elves.

[Paelos]

Asari are space elves.

Yep.

[Sjofn]

Yes, but they're not elf elves. They also have creepy head fringe.


EDIT: Also, none of them have penises, which makes male/male romance with an elf difficult.

[Sir T]

Who gives a shit about male/male?   

[Sjofn]

The thing you were quoting was refering to one of the male/male romances possible in DA2, dearheart. 

[Sir T]

Yes, but they're not elf elves. They also have creepy head fringe.


EDIT: Also, none of them have penises, which makes male/male romance with an elf difficult.

And anyway how do you know none of them have penises? have you seen an asari naked from the front? They might "whip it out" when they have bonded with a female, ya know.

[Sjofn]

I feel pretty safe in my assumption, but if you prefer to imagine futa asari, I ain't gonna stop you.

[Pezzle]

Maybe they are detachable!

[Phildo]

Page 2 of this thread is much better than page 1.

Probably not going to buy this unless it's eventually on Steam for less than $20.

[Der Helm]

Hey, look. I learned a new word. Thank you Sjofn. 



 

[Sjofn]

I live to educate others, Der Helm. 

[tmp]

I feel pretty safe in my assumption, but if you prefer to imagine futa asari, I ain't gonna stop you.

I feel the extended cut DLC would be a perfect place to reveal the futasari

"more details you've ever demanded or imagined"

[Sjofn]

Expectations: HEIGHTENED

[UnSub]

Expectations: HEIGHTENED LENGTHENED

[rk47]

this one wonders whether the last enkindler wishes to attempt to procreate and repopulate its race in the true ending dlc?

[amiable]

I think they decided not to make an expansion for DA2 because the DLC sold poorly.  I kow I refused to buy any DLC for this game after I discovered the whole game was a steaming pile of repetative copypasta dungeons.  They couldn't even bother to remove the damn doorways, thye just boarded them up.  That combined wiht the total lack of customization and dumbing down of all traditional RPG elements to turn into a console game really lost it for me.

I thought the story was pretty good though, and Varric was one of my favorite RPG characters ever.

If this were on Steam I would probably wait a year and see if I could pick it up on sale, but fuck origins in the ear, I will Yaarrrr this game before I ever buy it on that craptastic system.

[Lantyssa]

futasari

[Lakov_Sanite]

Hot blue dickings for everyone! 

[Merusk]

futasari

There has to be a Rule 34 of that somewhere.

[Sir T]

Are you brave enough to google it? 

[Lakov_Sanite]

That rule 34 is about six years old now.  Rest assured if it exists, a dick has been put on it.

[sickrubik]

Futa is the internet equivalent to "Put a Bird On It".

[Merusk]

Are you brave enough to google it? 

Not at work, no.  I will later.  Futa doesn't scare me, I've seen futapokeman, after all.  After that Futasari are pretty much 'normal.'

[Tarami]

There's a reasonable amount of futasari on the Interweb, yes. None particularly well done, as far as I can tell.

[sickrubik]

Clearly a Kickstarter is in order to rectify this.

[Sjofn]

If we can take a break from futasari - which I realize is my own fault in the first place, and I don't regret it for a moment - I would like to address this:

I think they decided not to make an expansion for DA2 because the DLC sold poorly.  I kow I refused to buy any DLC for this game after I discovered the whole game was a steaming pile of repetative copypasta dungeons.  They couldn't even bother to remove the damn doorways, thye just boarded them up.  That combined wiht the total lack of customization and dumbing down of all traditional RPG elements to turn into a console game really lost it for me.

I thought the story was pretty good though, and Varric was one of my favorite RPG characters ever.

If this were on Steam I would probably wait a year and see if I could pick it up on sale, but fuck origins in the ear, I will Yaarrrr this game before I ever buy it on that craptastic system.

If it was mostly the copypasting that pissed you off, the DLC was 100% worth it. There was no copypasting, they handled waves much better, EVERYONE has dialogue in it, and there are even puzzles and shit for the people who, for whatever reason, enjoy RPG puzzles (I usually don't, although I solved them anyway eventually). I prefered Legacy, but both were very good.

[Koyasha]

I have not yet gotten the DA2 DLC just because I haven't felt like playing it again.  That, I find, is an issue with DLC in general - by the time it's out, I'm no longer really playing that game and it could be months or more before I pick up any interest again.  Eventually I will (well, for games I particularly enjoy I will), but generally it won't be right when the DLC releases.