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Sheepherder
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Strangely, a Rick Astley music video would be entirely appropriate in this thread.
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Kitsune
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What's with the extra-creepy phrasing when talking to each other about their fetish object? Like calling the sex toys 'beauties' or 'sweethearts'. That's the thing that gets me. If someone was talking about a real woman in that sort of tone, I'd think they were some sort of serial killer.
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Lantyssa
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Because they are personifying the dolls and it is creepy. When I start giving my dildos names and ascribing them personalities, it'll be really fucking creepy, too.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Because they are personifying the dolls and it is creepy. When I start giving my dildos names and ascribing them personalities, it'll be really fucking creepy, too.
 That being conveyed, I understand your point completely. But then again, I know a shit load of people that name their cars and attribute dispositions to them all the time, though the intimacy thing is removed... at least it better be or I hope I never come across this knowledge. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Der Helm
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Furiously
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Because they are personifying the dolls and it is creepy. When I start giving my dildos names and ascribing them personalities, it'll be really fucking creepy, too.
I really think you should name one after me. Actually, when you look at your favorite one you will probably be thinking... "Fuck me furiously." and now I've ruined the whole experience. |
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Ratman_tf
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The thought of one of these guys washing up his doll after... yeah after, is one of the saddest thoughts I can thunk of.
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 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Sheepherder
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Helm posts about carfuckers, and immediately the first thing Ratman and Furiously do is shout "Race you to the bottom!"
InB4 tentacle rape.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Welcome to the bottom! If you're going to cry, try to keep it in the corner to your left.
Yeah, it's so very not safe for work. Actually it's not safe for much of anything.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Morat20
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Because they are personifying the dolls and it is creepy. When I start giving my dildos names and ascribing them personalities, it'll be really fucking creepy, too.
I've known a person or two who named theirs, but only because they had a sizeable collection, a playful significant other, and got tired of conversations like "Get the glass one. No, the blue glass one. No, the blue glass one with the bumps. The other one with the bumps. Shit, I forgot I even had that one. Fuck, I'll get it myself". Then again, they didn't exactly name them things like "Tim the Impaler" or give them personalities. |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Bring me...GORGOTHA THE FIST!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Kitsune
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I think it would be better to simply bellow, "MJOLNIR HUNGERS!"
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K9
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That sounds like the lady had named her happy place Mjlonir, which is all kinds of  |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Lantyssa
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More like Nifelheim, am i rite?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Minvaren
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Because they are personifying the dolls and it is creepy. When I start giving my dildos names and ascribing them personalities, it'll be really fucking creepy, too.
That being conveyed, I understand your point completely. But then again, I know a shit load of people that name their cars and attribute dispositions to them all the time, though the intimacy thing is removed... at least it better be or I hope I never come across this knowledge. Now I'm musing on Wesley Pipes and Billy Bong Thornton... |
"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Morat20
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More like Nifelheim, am i rite?
And this is why I hang out here. You just don't get conversation like this anywhere else. |
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CmdrSlack
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More like Nifelheim, am i rite?
And this is why I hang out here. You just don't get conversation like this anywhere else. You wouldn't say that if I'd actually posted the Jotunheim rejoinder I had planned. |
I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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Ingmar
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Gjálp would perhaps be the most appropriate/inappropriate nickname.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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UnSub
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Because they are personifying the dolls and it is creepy. When I start giving my dildos names and ascribing them personalities, it'll be really fucking creepy, too.
I look forward to when you start posing them in photos, then take them on holiday with you to meet other people who have also named their dildos so that you can take group shots of them in new settings. Then post the photos up on the forums for us to comment on. Oh wait, no I don't.  |
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Lantyssa
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I'm telling Lady Yaya on you!  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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UnSub
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I wanted to see her Divine Sisterhood. |
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Ratman_tf
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"What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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IainC
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Look at her there, she wants it. She wants it soooo bad.
You filthy little thing you!
So who's up for a roadtrip?
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Sir T
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I'd just like to remind everyone that the most advanced technology the world has ever seen is being used to bring this threat to your computer.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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