Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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WAY too seriously.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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UnSub
Contributor
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Print out your own version of NCcoin. Try to make it the legal tender of the party. Make it a point to tell everyone how promptly NCsoft pay you for doing a good job.
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Paelos
Contributor
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Rape the horses and ride off on the women.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Triforcer
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Posts: 4663
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Get hammered and wake up in bed next to a contract you signed to work on Garriott's next MMO.
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Challenge him to a duel. You know, see how it goes.
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Polysorbate80
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I'd also say challenge Garriott to a duel with rapiers, though he may have actual training.
Not medieval enough. Battle axes! Easier to use while drunk, too. 
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Salamok
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I would be a bit wary of passing out at the castle, you may wake up in the dungeon. Also, I'll 2nd the space suit idea and we will want some video there.
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FatuousTwat
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Bring group of sappers and dig underneath the walls...
Either that or a trebuchet.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Rape the horses and ride off on the women.
Better yet, work up a #6 on them.
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Yoru
Moderator
Posts: 4615
the y master, king of bourbon
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Get launched into space.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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My advice? Dress up like a character from Tabula Rasa, only severely fucked up, like with a sucking chest wound or something. Then follow him around, screaming, "why have you forsaken me?".
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I just thought of something... think you can get your hands on a NCSoft nametag?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Does he have a moat? If he does, shit in it.
If it's a real moat, it would have shit in it already. EDIT: So just shit in his space suit instead.
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« Last Edit: July 15, 2009, 09:18:20 AM by HaemishM »
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justdave
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I vote for an adaptation of the Baldwin speech from Glengarry Glen Ross.
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"They started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower."
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glennshin
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Go to his seekrit dungeon, the one behind the bookshelf entrance.
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K9
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Go to his seekrit dungeon, the one behind the bookshelf entrance.
and poop
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Paelos
Contributor
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Run around with a sword asking people if they are not entertained.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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Run around with a sword asking people if they are not entertained.
haha oh wow
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Find a transcript of the NPC conversation that fooled RG into thinking he was talking to a person in UO.
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Lantyssa
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Check if he set his invulnerability flag this time.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Soln
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Posts: 4737
the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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bring him a copy of DIKU BC edition, see how it goes.
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NowhereMan
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Alternatively relive the high points of UO by dressing in a grey robe and only saying, "OoOOOOoOoOOooooOOooOo," If someone claims to have spirit speak inform them Garriot's grandmother says to tell him she's very disappointed.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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schild
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Its too hot here to do anything. Its too hot to drink. Its too hot to even make jokes. And some band is playing she blinded me with science. And there are people dressed up.
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gryeyes
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Dance the heat away.
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schild
Administrator
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I feel like how john goodman must feel all the time.
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ahoythematey
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Be friendly, ask him about what it was like while he was in space.
Then go full-asshole and ask him how that lawsuit is coming along.
Maybe something about fethers.
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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Fuck a firedancer in one of his secret rooms, barring that at least try to stay as late as possible, shit will get weirder as the number of guests is thinned out I'm sure.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation. -William Gibson
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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NAME JOB BYE
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
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Badicalthon
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild "Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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