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Yegolev
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Reply #35 on: July 14, 2009, 07:00:29 PM

WAY too seriously.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #36 on: July 14, 2009, 07:08:22 PM

Print out your own version of NCcoin. Try to make it the legal tender of the party. Make it a point to tell everyone how promptly NCsoft pay you for doing a good job.

Paelos
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Reply #37 on: July 14, 2009, 10:10:07 PM

Rape the horses and ride off on the women.

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Triforcer
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Reply #38 on: July 14, 2009, 10:11:08 PM

Get hammered and wake up in bed next to a contract you signed to work on Garriott's next MMO. 

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Soln
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Reply #39 on: July 14, 2009, 10:58:25 PM

Challenge him to a duel.  You know, see how it goes.
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Reply #40 on: July 14, 2009, 11:13:22 PM

I'd also say challenge Garriott to a duel with rapiers, though he may have actual training.

Not medieval enough.  Battle axes!

Easier to use while drunk, too.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Salamok
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Reply #41 on: July 14, 2009, 11:35:44 PM

I would be a bit wary of passing out at the castle, you may wake up in the dungeon.  Also, I'll 2nd the space suit idea and we will want some video there.
FatuousTwat
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Reply #42 on: July 15, 2009, 07:28:24 AM

Bring group of sappers and dig underneath the walls...

Either that or a trebuchet.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Sky
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Reply #43 on: July 15, 2009, 07:57:32 AM

Rape the horses and ride off on the women.
Better yet, work up a #6 on them.

Yoru
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Reply #44 on: July 15, 2009, 08:11:58 AM

Get launched into space.
Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks


Reply #45 on: July 15, 2009, 08:21:12 AM

My advice? Dress up like a character from Tabula Rasa, only severely fucked up, like with a sucking chest wound or something.
Then follow him around, screaming, "why have you forsaken me?".

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #46 on: July 15, 2009, 08:28:42 AM

I just thought of something... think you can get your hands on a NCSoft nametag?

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Reply #47 on: July 15, 2009, 09:16:31 AM

Does he have a moat? If he does, shit in it.

If it's a real moat, it would have shit in it already.

EDIT: So just shit in his space suit instead.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2009, 09:18:20 AM by HaemishM »

justdave
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Reply #48 on: July 15, 2009, 11:17:45 AM

I vote for an adaptation of the Baldwin speech from Glengarry Glen Ross.

"They started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower."
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Reply #49 on: July 16, 2009, 04:42:50 PM

Go to his seekrit dungeon, the one behind the bookshelf entrance.

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Reply #50 on: July 16, 2009, 04:53:53 PM

Go to his seekrit dungeon, the one behind the bookshelf entrance.

and poop

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Reply #51 on: July 16, 2009, 06:10:40 PM

Run around with a sword asking people if they are not entertained.

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Reply #52 on: July 16, 2009, 07:07:50 PM

Run around with a sword asking people if they are not entertained.

haha oh wow
Sky
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Reply #53 on: July 17, 2009, 08:29:01 AM

Find a transcript of the NPC conversation that fooled RG into thinking he was talking to a person in UO.
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Reply #54 on: July 17, 2009, 01:21:12 PM

Check if he set his invulnerability flag this time.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
Soln
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Reply #55 on: July 18, 2009, 11:40:03 AM

bring him a copy of DIKU BC edition, see how it goes.
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Reply #56 on: July 24, 2009, 04:53:09 PM

Alternatively relive the high points of UO by dressing in a grey robe and only saying, "OoOOOOoOoOOooooOOooOo," If someone claims to have spirit speak inform them Garriot's grandmother says to tell him she's very disappointed.

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Reply #57 on: July 25, 2009, 06:51:20 PM

Its too hot here to do anything. Its too hot to drink. Its too hot to even make jokes. And some band is playing she blinded me with science. And there are people dressed up.
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Reply #58 on: July 25, 2009, 07:01:27 PM

Dance the heat away.
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Reply #59 on: July 25, 2009, 07:15:27 PM

I feel like how john goodman must feel all the time.
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Reply #60 on: July 25, 2009, 07:21:21 PM

Be friendly, ask him about what it was like while he was in space.

Then go full-asshole and ask him how that lawsuit is coming along.

Maybe something about fethers.
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Reply #61 on: July 25, 2009, 07:27:50 PM

Fuck a firedancer in one of his secret rooms, barring that at least try to stay as late as possible, shit will get weirder as the number of guests is thinned out I'm sure.

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Reply #62 on: July 25, 2009, 07:50:33 PM

NAME
JOB
BYE

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Reply #63 on: July 25, 2009, 09:44:54 PM


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"Yeah, it's pretty awesome."  --  Me
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