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on: February 13, 2012, 09:52:05 AM

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Reply #1 on: February 13, 2012, 10:02:52 AM

Ugh.

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Reply #2 on: February 13, 2012, 10:40:10 AM

Fucking be there.

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Reply #3 on: February 13, 2012, 10:59:46 AM

Ugh.
You can fuck right off with that talk.
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Reply #4 on: February 13, 2012, 11:13:35 AM

I'm so sick of the "stick zombies in some other novel/time period for awesome!" genre. If you want to put zombies in historical periods, at least have the decency to create your own characters.

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Reply #5 on: February 13, 2012, 11:14:58 AM

Errrrrrrrrrr. What?
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Reply #6 on: February 13, 2012, 12:48:11 PM

Pride and Prejudice WITH ZOMBIES, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, there's a whole genre devoted to mashups of classics with undead. It was kind of a cute joke when P&P came out but it's not funny any longer.

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Reply #7 on: February 13, 2012, 12:56:00 PM

1. Seth Grahame-Smith has only written two of these. While a genre has sprung up, he's the guy that does it right and did it first. This isn't Sense & Sensibility & Sea Monsters.

2. The book was fucking superb and at no moment was meant to be funny.

3. You clearly haven't read it.
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Reply #8 on: February 13, 2012, 03:30:54 PM

Is that Lincoln rocking people with an axe?

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Reply #9 on: February 13, 2012, 04:49:27 PM

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was fucking horrible.  HORRIBLE.  I will read anything with zombies in it, and anything historical.  That book was unredeemable shit.

I was interested in this movie until finding out that the book was written by the same guy.  Pass.
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Reply #10 on: February 13, 2012, 06:22:47 PM

But this is Tim Burton and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.
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Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 03:44:15 AM

But this is Tim Burton Timur Bekmambetov and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.

Burton's only producing.

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Reply #13 on: February 14, 2012, 04:23:06 PM

While a genre has sprung up, he's the guy that does it right and did it first.

Nope.
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Reply #14 on: February 14, 2012, 04:43:37 PM

Different genre. ಠ_ಠ
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Reply #15 on: February 15, 2012, 08:11:46 AM

I have now watched the trailer. I stand by my previous scorn.  why so serious?

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Reply #16 on: February 19, 2012, 10:52:41 PM

and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.

He was even better in Dollhouse.

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