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Topic: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Read 4026 times)
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schild
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HaemishM
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Ugh.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Fucking be there.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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schild
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Ugh.
You can fuck right off with that talk.
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HaemishM
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I'm so sick of the "stick zombies in some other novel/time period for awesome!" genre. If you want to put zombies in historical periods, at least have the decency to create your own characters.
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schild
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Errrrrrrrrrr. What?
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HaemishM
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Pride and Prejudice WITH ZOMBIES, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, there's a whole genre devoted to mashups of classics with undead. It was kind of a cute joke when P&P came out but it's not funny any longer.
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schild
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1. Seth Grahame-Smith has only written two of these. While a genre has sprung up, he's the guy that does it right and did it first. This isn't Sense & Sensibility & Sea Monsters.
2. The book was fucking superb and at no moment was meant to be funny.
3. You clearly haven't read it.
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Fordel
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Is that Lincoln rocking people with an axe?
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Samwise
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was fucking horrible. HORRIBLE. I will read anything with zombies in it, and anything historical. That book was unredeemable shit.
I was interested in this movie until finding out that the book was written by the same guy. Pass.
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Tale
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But this is Tim Burton and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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DraconianOne
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But this is Tim Burton Timur Bekmambetov and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.
Burton's only producing.
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Sheepherder
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While a genre has sprung up, he's the guy that does it right and did it first. Nope.
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schild
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Different genre. ಠ_ಠ
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HaemishM
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I have now watched the trailer. I stand by my previous scorn.
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Phred
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and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.
He was even better in Dollhouse.
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