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Title: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 08:58:47 AM
... from ffxi.

Washed a shore on windurst and surrounded by sawed off midgets, A young galka escaped the slavery of the bastok mines. With the odds awlays against him, he drove on to become a god.

It was a great run... the greatest ever. The great Dark Knight leaves behind... what was the greatest mmorpg ever made.

I wana thank... nah fuck it. Those should thank me, for i was the reason they all got there ABJ, there Relics, there AF ,there ying yangs, there torques, there shadow mantles, there bah staff.. shit every item in the game, yall rode the galka to the promised land... and so on.

Grunk was a god. When DRK's were joked about, there is but one legend. One DRK to rule them all, with the power of the club, Grunk 2-8'ed hes way to legendary status... and became the greatest Final Fantasy character in the history ... of final fantasy.

Man, Myth, Legend but above all else... Galka.

Shit, FFXI is dead, it has lost its greatest hero...


Look out deathwisper, there is a new sherif in town.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Slayerik on June 20, 2008, 09:00:09 AM
Oh FFS ... This could be the greatest post ever.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Trippy on June 20, 2008, 09:01:54 AM
:awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: cevik on June 20, 2008, 09:03:25 AM
So where did you find this guy?  Was the vault having a half price sale?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 09:03:54 AM
Oh FFS ... This could be the greatest post ever.

I R in it to win it mutha fucka.

and ... here ... we ... ... g o


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 09:04:46 AM
So where did you find this guy?  Was the vault having a half price sale?

U

R

G A Y


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: lac on June 20, 2008, 09:05:17 AM
Quote
and ... here ... we ... ... g o
feel free


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: tazelbain on June 20, 2008, 09:06:11 AM
... from ffxi.

Washed a shore on windurst and surrounded by sawed off midgets, A young galka escaped the slavery of the bastok mines. With the odds awlays against him, he drove on to become a god.

It was a great run... the greatest ever. The great Dark Knight leaves behind... what was the greatest mmorpg ever made.

I wana thank... nah fuck it. Those should thank me, for i was the reason they all got there ABJ, there Relics, there AF ,there ying yangs, there torques, there shadow mantles, there bah staff.. shit every item in the game, yall rode the galka to the promised land... and so on.

Grunk was a god. When DRK's were joked about, there is but one legend. One DRK to rule them all, with the power of the club, Grunk 2-8'ed hes way to legendary status... and became the greatest Final Fantasy character in the history ... of final fantasy.

Man, Myth, Legend but above all else... Galka.

Shit, FFXI is dead, it has lost its greatest hero...


Look out deathwisper, there is a new sherif in town.
Emo Allot?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 20, 2008, 09:07:39 AM
(http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1479/yakitate00iz7.jpg)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Trippy on June 20, 2008, 09:10:11 AM
So where did you find this guy?  Was the vault having a half price sale?
An institution.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: photek on June 20, 2008, 09:17:34 AM
(http://vanguard.tentonhammer.com/files/gallery/albums/article-illustrations/titan_grunk.jpg)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Slayerik on June 20, 2008, 09:22:29 AM
Grunk - A Trbute to Greatness

"For all you guys walkin around in your trash gear, on your trash toons. if you wana know what "uber" actually looks like
Here j00 g0"


(http://vanguard.tentonhammer.com/files/gallery/albums/article-illustrations/titan_grunk.jpg)

He brought Original Hits such as

"you emo A LOT. how about, I take your avatar sig, and give him a box cutter?"

"thank god, there is one other person that has a phucken clue on this board?

YOU PEOPLE FAIL"


and with such ingenious WoW hate such as

""HAI GUYZ! HEY MORON! CLICK THE GUY WITH THE GOLD DOT!!!! DING!"

"Good. Stay in your DIKU clone piece of shit. I am so sick of people bitchin about system specs. I swear, you people are so cheap, you probably use the paint chips off the wall to wipe your ass

"Omg, ive been using the same toilet paper for 5 years, why do i gota buy a new roll!"

"It doesnt matter how how many rolls Blizzard puts on the rung, WoW is still shit.
Why is that? why is it, I am one thats insulted on this board. Thats a fact. Everytime I try to talk, someone injects some jack ass comment. "

WoW, WAR ... dont give a shit. I dont give a mystic shit, how many rolls you put on the rung.

I T' S  S T I L L  S H I T"


He loved games that we dare not!

"Um yeah... am i the only one who liked EnB?"

Concerning POTBS "All in all, the game was in no way on my radar, and from watching the vids, talking to people imo, this could be the best mmop coming out. " - What Foresight!

And this priceless re-entrance to our world!

"w/e

The Grunkster is here to restore balance to the force. After all the shit that has come out, finally a good game and these bitches ... well they bitch.

Fucken clown shoes. these same fags are probably playing EvE online, or that lolWOW shit, i dont care. AoC looks uber, so go QQ it up bitches!"


And who can forgot the epitome of smack talk, from the great one!

"LOL @ U emo asshat. Go die in a fire, a fucken forest fire!"

"And if your hands are so fat that you can't play a console game, ill destroy in c/s source... guess you expected me to challenge you in like DnD or some fag shit. nope.

in fact, ill rape you in any fucken FPS... ANY. pick a game bitch and the last thing youll see me squatin my nuts on your face after i pwn you. Oh man, im gona enjoy this.

And after you, bring schild so i can tap that ass to!"

"come on you fegs, AoC is pure win. After all the trash mmos, all the BS ... we finally have a good game and ppl still bitchin? :P




Thank you grunk, for all the laughs. You should be nominated for a lifetime cocklove award.

Signed,

Everyone







Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Hutch on June 20, 2008, 09:26:30 AM
So where did you find this guy?  Was the vault having a half price sale?

He knows the very difference 'tween a phucken and a taru
His learnings of the scythe and sword will very surely scare you

Cimmeria will tremble when he sets his foot within it
On message boards, reminders that he's in it just to win it

On matters pharmaceutical, you know he's always right
He is the very model of a modern anime dark knight


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Dtrain on June 20, 2008, 09:30:16 AM
Grunk, why did you leave FFXI?

Playing any game for ~5 years must mean you liked it a lot, so I'm curious what pushed you over the edge.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Numtini on June 20, 2008, 09:34:11 AM
I believe Grunk truly represents the mainstream of AOC official message board posters and OOC chatters. I am certain he will do well in the game.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Lantyssa on June 20, 2008, 09:35:06 AM
How I hoped there was a joke behind this and the real poster was finally revealed.

Damn you! (http://iria.chem.uh.edu/smiley/motz.gif)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: photek on June 20, 2008, 09:36:30 AM
"I've been pushed down so many times
I feel this time will be the last
as I lay here fading
my thoughts are invaded by memories of my past
I feel the pressures of shame and rejection building
as I lay here on the floor
I have no strength to get up
I'm not worth it any more"


-Grunks last words to FFXI.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 09:37:16 AM
I believe Grunk truly represents the mainstream of AOC official message board posters and OOC chatters. I am certain he will do well in the game.

w/e

You WoW-Fuck-Twats have invaded OOC and have turned it in to liquid babby shit.


I found way to glitch meh Kraken Club on 2 meh barbarian, I R teh man.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Draegan on June 20, 2008, 09:52:56 AM
Isn't all baby shit liquid?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Miasma on June 20, 2008, 09:57:29 AM
I've never been the type to post in an "epic thread" just for the sake of it but even I have my breaking point.

Here is a safe sex image I stole from one of Signe's posts years ago for absolutely no reason.  I don't feel reason applies to a grunk filled thread.

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3861/safesexij2.gif)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: photek on June 20, 2008, 09:58:28 AM
Isn't all baby shit liquid?

(http://www.apox.no/bp.gif)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Numtini on June 20, 2008, 10:06:55 AM
Quote
You WoW-Fuck-Twats have invaded OOC and have turned it in to liquid babby shit.

Yes, it was so much better in the golden days when we played Conan before WOW came out.

Oh wait, I don't play wow.


Title: I am become threadkiller, destroyer of worlds
Post by: sam, an eggplant on June 20, 2008, 10:21:46 AM
Lets end this the only way I know how.

I am become threadkiller, destroyer of worlds.

Quote
GRUNK AND LT. WORF, A LOVE STORY

"Worf, are you sure this is going to be fun?" asked Grunk as the klingon
finished chaining him to his bed.

"Of course it is, Grunk.  I have done this many times before with little
boys.  Now, is the latex suit uncomfortable?"

"Yeah, it is.  It itches," whined Grunk.

"Stop whining, ensign," boomed Worf and booted the ensign on the head
with a steel-toed boot.

"Oh!  Woft, I thought you say that there would be no pain!"

"I lied you miserable twerp!"

Worf kicked Grunk in the ribs for further emphasis.

"Aouch!  MOM!" wailed Grunk to no avail.  Worf's bedroom/torture chamber
was soundproof.

Grunk tried to struggle against his bonds, but it was no use, and only
hurt his wrists as the edges of the metal cuffs bit into his skin.  He was
lying face down on Worf's matress-less bed, with each arm and each leg
chained to a bed-post.

His latex suit covered his entire body, with openings at the crotch and
the ass crack, and with some breathing holes over his mouth and nose.  He
was beginning to think that maybe this was not quite his idea of hot sex.
 It was so much better with Pickard or Ryker, who had comfortable beds
and used nothing more uncomfortable then silk hankerchiefs for tying him
down.

As Grunk was struggling, Worf started up the fireplace and stuck a poker
into it, leaving it there.  He then pulled out a large tube of KY-Jelly
out of his dresser and liberally applied its contents to Grunk's
asshole. Tentetavely he inserted his finger in and wiggled it inside
Grunk.

"How does this feel?"

Despite the uncertain and scary situation, Grunk liked the feeling.  He
gasped with pleasure and answered "This feels good!  Don't stop."

Worf pulled the finger out, sniffed it appreciatively, and pulled out a
glove made entirely out of sandpaper.  He put it on and then thrust his
finger up Grunk's ass again.

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!" screamed Grunk.

Worf thrust the finger in and out several times as Grunk screamed and
writhed in pain.  He then applied some more KY-Jelly and thrust two
fingers in, ignoring the boys cries for his mommy and the pleas for
mercy.  After a few tentative thrusts, Worf put all his fingers together
and slowly worked the entire sandpaper-covered fist inside Grunk's ass.

Grunk was no longer screaming now since his teeth clenched in agony and
in addition to the feeling of the sandpaper in his rectum he now had
painful spasms in his jaw muscles.  Then his passed out from the sheer
pain.

Worf, seeing that Grunk was no longer writhing in pain, pulled his fist
out and reached for a bucket of ice-cold water, which he dumped over the
boy's head.

"Please let me go.  I want my mommy!  I want Commander Ryker!" whimpered
Grunk as he came to.

Worf ignored him and instead pulled the now red-hot poker out of the
fireplace.

He applied more KY to Grunk's asshole, which was now bleeding somewhat
from the sandpaper, and proceeded to slowing insert the red-hot poker up
Grunk's rectum until nothing but the handle were visible.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Grunk as only someone
in excruciating pain can scream.  He thrashed about as much as his bonds
permitted, but this caused him only further pain as the poker ripped more
and more intestine.

"Aaahhhh," said Worf appreciatively as he sniffed at the air - containing
an auroma of burned flesh, blood, shit, and KY Jelly.  Then he started
fucking Grunk's asshole with the poker until Grunk stopped moving, and
then he pulled it out.

"Hey, Ensign, wake up!" the bellowed, but there was no responce.  He
booted the boy in the head, but that failed to wake him up either.  So
did another bucket of ice-cold water.

Puzzled, Worf checked Grunk's pulse.  Grunk did not have one.

"Hmf," said Worf distainfully.  "Klingon boys can take that!"


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 10:24:49 AM
IM SO UBER, THEY EVEN MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT MEH, DARK KNIGHT!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Montague on June 20, 2008, 10:29:35 AM
... from ffxi.

Washed a shore on windurst and surrounded by sawed off midgets, A young galka escaped the slavery of the bastok mines. With the odds awlays against him, he drove on to become a god.

It was a great run... the greatest ever. The great Dark Knight leaves behind... what was the greatest mmorpg ever made.

I wana thank... nah fuck it. Those should thank me, for i was the reason they all got there ABJ, there Relics, there AF ,there ying yangs, there torques, there shadow mantles, there bah staff.. shit every item in the game, yall rode the galka to the promised land... and so on.

Grunk was a god. When DRK's were joked about, there is but one legend. One DRK to rule them all, with the power of the club, Grunk 2-8'ed hes way to legendary status... and became the greatest Final Fantasy character in the history ... of final fantasy.

Man, Myth, Legend but above all else... Galka.

Shit, FFXI is dead, it has lost its greatest hero...


Look out deathwisper, there is a new sherif in town.

Fucking RP'er carebears... :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Signe on June 20, 2008, 10:33:24 AM
(http://www.superherotimes.com/forums/images/smilies/sunny.gif)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: stray on June 20, 2008, 10:36:58 AM
Grunk is not real. Not an epic thread.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nija on June 20, 2008, 10:37:05 AM
You WoW-Fuck-Twats have invaded OOC and have turned it in to liquid babby shit.

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf (http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf)


This explains everything.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 20, 2008, 10:54:34 AM
Coprophiliac?

You seem to mention shit, in a myriad of forms, very frequently.

Was this the condition that forced you to spend time at the institution?



Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Morfiend on June 20, 2008, 10:55:03 AM
(http://nullword.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/brainexplode.gif)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 11:12:52 AM
Grunk - A Trbute to Greatness

"For all you guys walkin around in your trash gear, on your trash toons. if you wana know what "uber" actually looks like
Here j00 g0"


(http://vanguard.tentonhammer.com/files/gallery/albums/article-illustrations/titan_grunk.jpg)

He brought Original Hits such as

"you emo A LOT. how about, I take your avatar sig, and give him a box cutter?"

"thank god, there is one other person that has a phucken clue on this board?

YOU PEOPLE FAIL"


and with such ingenious WoW hate such as

""HAI GUYZ! HEY MORON! CLICK THE GUY WITH THE GOLD DOT!!!! DING!"

"Good. Stay in your DIKU clone piece of shit. I am so sick of people bitchin about system specs. I swear, you people are so cheap, you probably use the paint chips off the wall to wipe your ass

"Omg, ive been using the same toilet paper for 5 years, why do i gota buy a new roll!"

"It doesnt matter how how many rolls Blizzard puts on the rung, WoW is still shit.
Why is that? why is it, I am one thats insulted on this board. Thats a fact. Everytime I try to talk, someone injects some jack ass comment. "

WoW, WAR ... dont give a shit. I dont give a mystic shit, how many rolls you put on the rung.

I T' S  S T I L L  S H I T"


He loved games that we dare not!

"Um yeah... am i the only one who liked EnB?"

Concerning POTBS "All in all, the game was in no way on my radar, and from watching the vids, talking to people imo, this could be the best mmop coming out. " - What Foresight!

And this priceless re-entrance to our world!

"w/e

The Grunkster is here to restore balance to the force. After all the shit that has come out, finally a good game and these bitches ... well they bitch.

Fucken clown shoes. these same fags are probably playing EvE online, or that lolWOW shit, i dont care. AoC looks uber, so go QQ it up bitches!"


And who can forgot the epitome of smack talk, from the great one!

"LOL @ U emo asshat. Go die in a fire, a fucken forest fire!"

"And if your hands are so fat that you can't play a console game, ill destroy in c/s source... guess you expected me to challenge you in like DnD or some fag shit. nope.

in fact, ill rape you in any fucken FPS... ANY. pick a game bitch and the last thing youll see me squatin my nuts on your face after i pwn you. Oh man, im gona enjoy this.

And after you, bring schild so i can tap that ass to!"

"come on you fegs, AoC is pure win. After all the trash mmos, all the BS ... we finally have a good game and ppl still bitchin? :P




Thank you grunk, for all the laughs. You should be nominated for a lifetime cocklove award.

Signed,

Everyone








You are almost... cool.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 11:13:51 AM
Grunk is not real. Not an epic thread.

Not real? Real enough to drive from da Bronx to your home, and tap dance on your skull, Fagor.

and when I R done with teh dance, ill take your damn WoW cards and sell em, /flex.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 11:14:46 AM
You WoW-Fuck-Twats have invaded OOC and have turned it in to liquid babby shit.

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf (http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf)


This explains everything.


Congratz, your forum avatar ruined hulk and ghost rider, you have come one step closer


to becoming one with the fail.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nija on June 20, 2008, 11:20:12 AM
Sam Elliot enhances everything he touches you blasphemous fool.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: stray on June 20, 2008, 11:22:43 AM
Grunk is not real. Not an epic thread.

Not real? Real enough to drive from da Bronx to your home, and tap dance on your skull, Fagor.

and when I R done with teh dance, ill take your damn WoW cards and sell em, /flex.

Not too far from you, I guess.

1099 Wall St W Lyndhurst #387, NJ 07071

Just don't add me to any mailing lists, OK? I'd rather get my head stomped in.


Your post was better before the edit btw. I don't play WoW.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 11:26:14 AM
Grunk is not real. Not an epic thread.

Not real? Real enough to drive from da Bronx to your home, and tap dance on your skull, Fagor.

and when I R done with teh dance, ill take your damn WoW cards and sell em, /flex.

Not too far from you, I guess.

1099 Wall St W Lyndhurst #387, NJ 07071

Just don't add me to any mailing lists, OK? I'd rather get my head stomped in.


Your post was better before the edit btw. I don't play WoW.

w/e DnD shit you have under your bed. i figured thes wh0le f13 shat out... bunch of fucken card battler, dice throwin... fegs. tis true....


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: stray on June 20, 2008, 11:28:24 AM
Just remember to ask for Fagor, so I'll know it's you.

Don't play dnd either.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: photek on June 20, 2008, 11:29:43 AM
This is relevant to my interests.

Just realized if you two kill eachother the world will be a better place. One less Mac user and one less... Grunk is like New Years Eve all over again.

EDIT: I'm making grunk an insult. Don't be so fucking grunk.

EDIT 2: Grunk, don't think I'm insulting you. I think you are the supreme candidate for a stereotype that makes internet awesome. Without people like you internet would be far less interesting. I just hope you are real.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nevermore on June 20, 2008, 11:50:19 AM
Grunk is not real. Not an epic thread.

Not real? Real enough to drive from da Bronx to your home, and tap dance on your skull, Fagor.

and when I R done with teh dance, ill take your damn WoW cards and sell em, /flex.

(http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/8/7/2/f_Dramaprairim_b482dfe.gif)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 12:04:00 PM
This is relevant to my interests.

Just realized if you two kill eachother the world will be a better place. One less Mac user and one less... Grunk is like New Years Eve all over again.

EDIT: I'm making grunk an insult. Don't be so fucking grunk.

EDIT 2: Grunk, don't think I'm insulting you. I think you are the supreme candidate for a stereotype that makes internet awesome. Without people like you internet would be far less interesting. I just hope you are real.

I R supreme  ...


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 12:11:16 PM
Grunk, why did you leave FFXI?

Playing any game for ~5 years must mean you liked it a lot, so I'm curious what pushed you over the edge.

The yellow fever ... took its toll on meh.

At the end of the day, i got to look all those jp aholes in the face, and lol at them. they hated NA, after i owned, and was 10x then what they could ever be... there tears sustained me....

But they have left, they tapped out faster then Tim is gona tap out to fedor come july 19th... I R WIN.

The gil situation.. <;(d one cannot make gil anymore outside of meh sea businesss... gardening has died...


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: tazelbain on June 20, 2008, 12:15:30 PM
So grunk has completed bolstering our diplomatic relations with Japan and now he wants to continue his grand work with Norway.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 20, 2008, 12:18:13 PM
Why the fuck does he keep saying 'meh.' Other than being institutionalized that is.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Morfiend on June 20, 2008, 12:19:56 PM
I am with Stray now I think. There is no way some one like Grunk is real. It is a brilliant gimmick account. Who ever it is, my hat is off to you. You have managed to create ForumWarz for real.

There can be only one other explanation.

Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.



Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: HaemishM on June 20, 2008, 12:31:05 PM
Dear Grunk's Mother in the Past,

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a terrible thing to witness. Plz to lay off the sauce.

Thanks,
Teh Futchur


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Miasma on June 20, 2008, 12:37:44 PM
Why the fuck does he keep saying 'meh.' Other than being institutionalized that is.
The word "me" is fifty percent too small to reference himself so he uses "meh".


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 20, 2008, 12:39:19 PM
I am with Stray now I think. There is no way some one like Grunk is real. It is a brilliant gimmick account. Who ever it is, my hat is off to you. You have managed to create ForumWarz for real.

There can be only one other explanation.

Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Oh please. First of all, he's not too rare to die. He's either a gimmick account or a moron. One of countless on the internet. Second of all, don't use those words so lightly for an inbred fuckass like grunk. Third, the folks at ForumWarz are funnier. Hell, funny. If grunk was actually funny, I'd bait him. Rather, the responses to him are what I find really amusing. His actual posts are just... well... incoherent and terrible.

Why the fuck does he keep saying 'meh.' Other than being institutionalized that is.
The word "me" is fifty percent too small to reference himself so he uses "meh".

Meh.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nevermore on June 20, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
Why the fuck does he keep saying 'meh.' Other than being institutionalized that is.

He thinks he's Eric Cartman.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Phildo on June 20, 2008, 12:45:10 PM
gardening has died...

I was sorry to read this.  Now where will we get delicious eggplant?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: cevik on June 20, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
Oh please. First of all, he's not too rare to die. He's either a gimmick account or a moron.

Several times throughout the day I suddenly awaken to find that I am laying in a heap on the floor, my fingers sore as if I've been typing.. poorly..

I am afraid.  I think I may be grunk.

Help me.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: sam, an eggplant on June 20, 2008, 01:02:03 PM
gardening has died...
I was sorry to read this.  Now where will we get delicious eggplant?
Yeah! We're tasty!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: bhodikhan on June 20, 2008, 02:39:25 PM
Maybe it's SirBruce back with a new inviting persona?  :awesome_for_real:



Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Bunk on June 20, 2008, 03:33:49 PM
Did he just Fucking diss on Sam Fucking Elliot?!

Fuck man, I was actually impressed by your post here up until that. Do you know what Sam Elliot represents? Do you?!

Without Fucking Sam Ellliot, Patrick Swayze makes Dirty Dancing you Fuck.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Margalis on June 20, 2008, 03:55:15 PM
I haven't logged onto my 61 Red Mage in months. Maybe Grunk can write an epic paen to me as well.

All you people who made it from level 58 to 61, you did it on my back!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Azazel on June 20, 2008, 04:09:48 PM
Thank you Grunk, for 5 minutes of semi-amusing reading in the morning. And also for making me more appreciative of Slayerik and Stray than ever before. You go, girl!

 :heart:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Aez on June 20, 2008, 06:47:56 PM
This remind me that I have to design a "fuken" race in Spore.  It will probably look like a Tauren with dicks instead of horns.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Venkman on June 20, 2008, 06:59:29 PM
I think it's that guy from CGW that makes the spoof accounts. Hell if I can't remember which one. Talked about it alot on their podcast.

And damn if I don't miss CGW. At least some of them ended up with stints at 1up.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 07:47:10 PM
I am with Stray now I think. There is no way some one like Grunk is real. It is a brilliant gimmick account. Who ever it is, my hat is off to you. You have managed to create ForumWarz for real.

There can be only one other explanation.

Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Oh please. First of all, he's not too rare to die. He's either a gimmick account or a moron. One of countless on the internet. Second of all, don't use those words so lightly for an inbred fuckass like grunk. Third, the folks at ForumWarz are funnier. Hell, funny. If grunk was actually funny, I'd bait him. Rather, the responses to him are what I find really amusing. His actual posts are just... well... incoherent and terrible.

Why the fuck does he keep saying 'meh.' Other than being institutionalized that is.
The word "me" is fifty percent too small to reference himself so he uses "meh".

Meh.

That was quite a mouth full schild... but im sure your use to that sort of thing...


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 20, 2008, 07:51:31 PM
Oh good, a cock joke. There aren't enough of those on the internet. Too rare to die, indeed.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 20, 2008, 09:40:35 PM
Oh good, a cock joke. There aren't enough of those on the internet. Too rare to die, indeed.

This is usually the part of the post, where the person whose hugging mah nuts <Schild>, drops heís pants and proceeds to get analy violated...

But since I donít wana get banned... ill let you off easy...

Truth is this, reason you donít ban me, is because im something your not (entertaining)

Jesus, that mask must smell bad!

*edit*
one more thing, the reason i dont post much on these forums is

A)I have an actual real job...
B)I actually play these games in my free time. i dont go on a shitty website and bitch and complain about how much i suck at life, and pretend like im some sort of expert... yeah so much for letin off easy, so go throw your shitty draws in the hamper, next time come strapped with a fucken pamper...

it smells under that mask, cause its pork!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: sam, an eggplant on June 20, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
Can this thread be stickied, please?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Trippy on June 20, 2008, 11:22:42 PM
Sure...after it gets Denned :drill:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: UnSub on June 20, 2008, 11:35:24 PM
Part of me thought this thread would be someone pulling off the grunk mask to reveal... I dunno, Haemish or Trippy or schild. Then there would be laughs all round.

... not that this thread hasn't been entertaining, mind. Just horribly, horribly NSFW.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Grand Design on June 21, 2008, 05:24:00 AM
Does he know what 'grunk' means?

Scratch that, I don't want to know.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: El Gallo on June 21, 2008, 08:22:59 AM
Posting in page 2 of epic thread.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: HaemishM on June 21, 2008, 10:58:44 AM
Part of me thought this thread would be someone pulling off the grunk mask to reveal... I dunno, Haemish or Trippy or schild.

Shit no, I'm not nearly smart enough to post with that much of teh stupid. I truly believe this one is real. His use of fucken is just too consistently idiotic to be faked.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: WindupAtheist on June 21, 2008, 11:01:40 AM
Grunk started out as a generic catass retard, and was flamed as such.  Except while any normal catass retard will flee in shame after a good flaming, Grunk here has decided that he likes the attention.  So now he plays up to his reputation.

Let's keep him.  He's like a pet.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Engels on June 21, 2008, 11:02:27 AM
pets are nice, but the carpet cleaning gets tiresome.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Phildo on June 21, 2008, 12:19:19 PM
I actually play these games in my free time. i dont go on a shitty website and bitch and complain about how much i suck at life, and pretend like im some sort of expert...

How is this not what you've been doing?  Aside from the shitty part, of course.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Signe on June 21, 2008, 12:34:02 PM
I just got the mask joke.  I'm struggling with the cock joke, though.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Endie on June 21, 2008, 05:49:35 PM
Nah, I don't believe in "grunk".  The language is certainly a fair copy of the genuinely fucked-up retard, and the hyper-responsiveness is a good portrayal of the Jade-style forum obsessive.  But it's too one-paced, and it doesn't work with the occasional nature: the going away for months then coming back, up to pace.  Too much awareness of those around him, too, even if the actual nature of the resulting observations are out of whack.

I don't buy it.  I seem to remember falling for it last time, but I'm older, wiser and perhaps just a little sexier too, now.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Tale on June 21, 2008, 07:01:43 PM
Nah, I don't believe in "grunk".

Yeah, can't we have more of this instead?
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=4898.0
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=6217.0


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: amiable on June 21, 2008, 08:14:39 PM
Nah, I don't believe in "grunk".

All that matters Endie, is that grunk believes in you.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Bunk on June 21, 2008, 10:51:15 PM
I'm sorry, but "whose"?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Reg on June 22, 2008, 02:21:10 AM
Why can't we have cute Japanese schoolgirl gimmick accounts like we had in the old days?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 22, 2008, 04:11:49 AM
Why can't we have cute Japanese schoolgirl gimmick accounts like we had in the old days?


Hello, I am new here! 

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/473603866_717c22d4a6_o.jpg)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Tale on June 22, 2008, 04:29:35 AM
Obangina


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Velorath on June 22, 2008, 05:03:40 AM
I don't get it.

If grunk is real, his posts are no different than those of hundreds of other retards on the internet.
If grunk is a gimmick account, his posts are still no different than those of hundreds of other retards on the internet.

Is there some reason some people here are finding generic internet retardery so entertaining in this case?  If we're so desperate to gawk at fuckwits, why did we kick SirBruce out in the first place?  Grunk isn't even on the level of thejeni or that guy who made the UO subscriber chart.  He's the 11 year old X-box Live gamer that causes us to turn our headsets off.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 22, 2008, 05:17:54 AM
His first IP address from was the inside of a psychiatric ward/mental institution.

He's a special brand of special.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Reg on June 22, 2008, 05:18:13 AM
Here is Kiki the Japanese Schoolgirl from lum's.

(http://www.unhelpful.org/ltm/kiki1.jpg)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Velorath on June 22, 2008, 05:29:35 AM
His first IP address from was the inside of a psychiatric ward/mental institution.

He's a special brand of special.

You'd pretty much have to be locked up in one to have anywhere near the free time you'd need to grind up in FFXI.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: stray on June 22, 2008, 07:57:52 AM
Here is Kiki the Japanese Schoolgirl from lum's.

(http://www.unhelpful.org/ltm/kiki1.jpg)

Not sure what school she's supposed to be going to, but her horns look like cassava roots. Or maybe yams.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Engels on June 22, 2008, 11:29:32 AM
Maybe she needs a caption,"I yam horny" ?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Grand Design on June 22, 2008, 11:36:18 AM
Yeah, but would ya tuber?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 22, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
/groan


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nebu on June 22, 2008, 07:00:20 PM
(http://www.quirkcollective.com/images/KindergardenCop.jpg)

IT'S NOT A TUBER!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Njal on June 23, 2008, 06:43:57 AM
<pines for Capt Ebolter>


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Sky on June 23, 2008, 10:43:50 AM
I'm struggling with the cock joke, though.
Poor Righ.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: TheWall on June 23, 2008, 11:21:39 AM
Maybe she needs a caption,"I yam horny" ?
Yeah, but would ya tuber?

You two are made of win. Mad pun skills rule the world.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Bunk on June 23, 2008, 07:36:16 PM
Why can't we have cute Japanese schoolgirl gimmick accounts like we had in the old days?


Hello, I am new here! 

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/473603866_717c22d4a6_o.jpg)

Ok, that's just teasing. Attach a name to that or something.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Xerapis on June 24, 2008, 03:44:37 AM
IT'S A TRAP!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Hutch on June 24, 2008, 06:56:01 AM
If you met her in a bar, you wouldn't care what her name was. Or if you know a language in common.

She is insanely cute though. Cute enough that you could block out the shapeshifting teenage angsty ninja schoolchildren, leaping around you, fighting the tentacles coming up through the floor. In the bar. Hey. Did you get carded? How old are you anyway? F**k it, I don't care, just say "how old do you want me to be".



Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Special J on June 24, 2008, 08:03:59 AM
Dammit, I'm always late to these threads.  But if I've learned anything from this thread is that grunk really, really likes shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7CSkbpOp8&feature=related


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Sky on June 24, 2008, 08:21:36 AM
He's good to have around. The utter pride in that stupid screenshot of the goofy cartoon character in shitty looking armor sums up my feeling about hardcore mmo players perfectly. He truly is The Man, someone to be feared and respected for his amazing achievements that most mere mortals will never even approach. He should be on one of those Bud Light commercials.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Grand Design on June 24, 2008, 08:28:33 AM
Here's to you, Mr. Uber Level 80 MMO Conquerer.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 24, 2008, 01:23:09 PM
Ok, that's just teasing. Attach a name to that or something.

http://www.meisakuroki.com/ (http://www.meisakuroki.com/)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LIoNfGLm2ng (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LIoNfGLm2ng)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Fabricated on June 24, 2008, 05:02:22 PM
... from ffxi.

Washed a shore on windurst and surrounded by sawed off midgets, A young galka escaped the slavery of the bastok mines. With the odds awlays against him, he drove on to become a god.

It was a great run... the greatest ever. The great Dark Knight leaves behind... what was the greatest mmorpg ever made.

I wana thank... nah fuck it. Those should thank me, for i was the reason they all got there ABJ, there Relics, there AF ,there ying yangs, there torques, there shadow mantles, there bah staff.. shit every item in the game, yall rode the galka to the promised land... and so on.

Grunk was a god. When DRK's were joked about, there is but one legend. One DRK to rule them all, with the power of the club, Grunk 2-8'ed hes way to legendary status... and became the greatest Final Fantasy character in the history ... of final fantasy.

Man, Myth, Legend but above all else... Galka.

Shit, FFXI is dead, it has lost its greatest hero...


Look out deathwisper, there is a new sherif in town.
hey I remember FFXI

I made a Hume warrior and killed goblins for a bit, then I did some really boring quests for Cid and I don't recall the rest but it involved getting in groups to kill crabs for hours while waiting to get my chocobo license. Then I decided the game was gay and quit playing and my life improved 100%


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Dtrain on June 24, 2008, 06:25:37 PM
IT'S A TRAP!

It worked.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Margalis on June 24, 2008, 06:42:50 PM
I made a Hume warrior and killed goblins for a bit, then I did some really boring quests for Cid and I don't recall the rest but it involved getting in groups to kill crabs for hours while waiting to get my chocobo license. Then I decided the game was gay and quit playing and my life improved 100%

Yeah that's pretty much the whole game. The last time I played I was level 61 and soloing crabs...


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nija on June 25, 2008, 11:03:25 AM
I made a Hume warrior and killed goblins for a bit, then I did some really boring quests for Cid and I don't recall the rest but it involved getting in groups to kill crabs for hours while waiting to get my chocobo license. Then I decided the game was gay and quit playing and my life improved 100%

That's my exact experience in FFXI. Not sure why I even bothered with that one.

You got to the desert and you were absolutely required to group, to kill crabs. The same crabs you've seen the entire game, just with a different hue and the numbers appearing over your head were exponentially higher than the ones you were previously accustomed to. All this to get your riding license from the rare ass drops and then you'd grind a few more days to start unlocking other jobs. Where you'd start the game over again. Killing orange crabs instead of the blue or yellow ones you had progressed to with your FIRST job.

Horrible, horrible game.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Miasma on June 25, 2008, 11:22:39 AM
I think FFXI is the only MMO I've played for which I still harbor hatred and resentment.  That was just horrible.

Remember having to install like four separate programs just to log in?

Edit: He hasn't been active for the last five days, maybe he got tired of AoC and hit the pipe again.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nija on June 25, 2008, 11:24:02 AM
No but I remember the 4 different CD keys that were each 24 digits long and had to have correct capitalization and shit. Plus the fact that they deleted your dudes when you unsubscribed. It was like a fist fucking at every turn.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Sky on June 25, 2008, 01:01:53 PM
I once spent hours killing crabs after an unfortunate incident with a groupie in the band room. I did get some good dingratz out of it, though.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Signe on June 25, 2008, 01:35:41 PM
Musicians are mostly broken.  You are so lucky you didn't get rich and famous.  You'd probably be interesting and dead or alive and boring like Paul McCartney right now. 


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Bunk on June 25, 2008, 06:35:06 PM


http://www.meisakuroki.com/ (http://www.meisakuroki.com/)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LIoNfGLm2ng (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LIoNfGLm2ng)

Danke.

I actually listened to the song out of curiosity. It kind of sounds like she just memorized the english lyrics without having any clue as to the meaning.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 25, 2008, 06:58:35 PM
Welcome to the world of j-pop.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 26, 2008, 05:34:26 AM
Welcome to the world of j-pop.

Meh. That brand of jpop is a rare beast. Don't mislead people.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 26, 2008, 09:17:10 AM
Meh. That brand of jpop is a rare beast. Don't mislead people.

Well, he was commenting on the English usage...  Here you go, true j-pop:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cvNLm7t_PjE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cvNLm7t_PjE)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 26, 2008, 09:20:24 AM
I'll counter that with one of the most popular jpop songs in recent time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN2-x-RitLo


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Sky on June 26, 2008, 09:36:39 AM
Cleanse the palate if you like music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WqPSDvjoA


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 26, 2008, 09:44:40 AM
Bah...

This should really be the final video for this thread:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bUu5FtEuRhY (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bUu5FtEuRhY)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: photek on June 26, 2008, 10:54:52 AM
Wow does anyone really listen to that kind of music ? To keep the sanity of people in this random thread here is some proper class music :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ICKQ4KQ47RM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t18Riq0d0ds


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Samwise on June 26, 2008, 12:00:34 PM
Yeeeargh.  You're both incorrect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

/thread


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Oban on June 26, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
I actually like that song.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: photek on June 26, 2008, 12:48:59 PM
Most times when I get rickrolled I end up listening to the entire track. It is an undeniable good song.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: stray on June 26, 2008, 01:15:40 PM
He sounds like Michael McDonald (as if Michael McDonald wasn't already bad enough).


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Nebu on June 26, 2008, 02:29:09 PM
Cleanse the palate if you like music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WqPSDvjoA


Reminded me a bit of Bonnie Raitt


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: croaker69 on June 26, 2008, 09:30:52 PM
Great now I want to play Jumping Flash again.

Also  :pedobear:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: UnSub on June 26, 2008, 10:00:54 PM
This thread has ended up in the right place.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Signe on June 27, 2008, 08:13:56 AM
This thread has gone to a place about a bunch of music I don't care about.  How is that the right place?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Lantyssa on June 27, 2008, 01:40:55 PM
Because you don't care.  It's what we should have thought about this thread from post one.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Azazel on June 28, 2008, 10:20:53 PM
I can apppreciate pictures of pretty girls of any ethnicity, but I'd prefer that their j-pop videos were remixed with Rick Astley's classic song from the 80's.

I'm totally serial. Astley's not especially great or anything, but I'll take that blast from the past over any of that j-pop shite.



Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Furiously on October 22, 2014, 12:13:08 AM
Could Cides be Grunk 5 years later? (And it's Marvel Heroes for anyone wondering)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1870260/grunk2.gif)

And more!

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1870260/grunk3.jpg)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on October 22, 2014, 12:15:08 AM
hahah wow


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Ironwood on October 22, 2014, 08:01:13 AM
Deary me.  In fairness, it does sound just like him.

Also, I know we discussed this at the time, but I wouldn't put Internet in those places.  It's how things like GamerGate happen.   :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Lantyssa on October 22, 2014, 09:19:34 AM
Low blow to those with mental issues. :-P


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Ironwood on October 22, 2014, 09:26:30 AM
You're quite right, I apologise.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Yegolev on October 22, 2014, 09:50:39 AM
My new excuse is that I was grabbing my food tray in the psych ward while it all went down.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Threash on October 22, 2014, 09:59:23 AM
And we already reinvited him to the guild... sigh.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: WayAbvPar on October 22, 2014, 12:37:55 PM
My new excuse is that I was grabbing my food tray in the psych ward while it all went down.

This needs to be a grief title.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Yegolev on October 22, 2014, 12:42:16 PM
My new excuse is that I was grabbing my food tray in the psych ward while it all went down.

This needs to be a grief title.

Considered it for my own but I'm not sure I have outgrown my current one.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on October 22, 2014, 12:46:06 PM
Low blow to those with mental issues. :-P

I don't know why Ironwood needed to apologize. if you're in a ward for mental issues you likely have bigger things to worry about than communicating with the unwashed masses via the internet.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Threash on October 22, 2014, 12:48:27 PM
And you probably shouldn't let one of your fellow inmates take over you while you go get your food tray.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on October 22, 2014, 12:54:05 PM
Also, that.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Sky on October 22, 2014, 12:57:17 PM
Maybe it was Jeffrey Goines.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Furiously on October 22, 2014, 01:32:15 PM
Is 80mg of adderoll a normal dose?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: 01101010 on October 22, 2014, 01:37:30 PM
Is 80mg of adderoll a normal dose?

For a time-release dose, that is slightly higher than normal. That is basically the maximum dose taken in a single day, which hopefully is broken up 4 ways, or at least half.



Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Kail on October 22, 2014, 05:16:39 PM
if you're in a ward for mental issues you likely have bigger things to worry about than communicating with the unwashed masses via the internet.

This is true for like 99% of all people anywhere ever.

It's not like a psych ward is all Cthulhu contactees in straight jackets hugging themselves.  You generally want people to be able to function in society, and the internet is a good way to get them to interact with real, (relatively) balanced people in a semi-controlled way.  Even if sometimes it means you don't get your purples.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Trippy on October 22, 2014, 05:20:09 PM
And we already reinvited him to the guild... sigh.
What's your Guild, so I know to avoid it? :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Threash on October 22, 2014, 06:32:50 PM
The goon guild, groot force.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: SurfD on October 22, 2014, 08:24:27 PM
Damn you people and your insanely old necro posts.  Took me a few minutes to figure out why all the pictures in the first page were broken links.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Pagz on October 22, 2014, 09:26:31 PM
I miss grunk  :heartbreak:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Furiously on October 23, 2014, 12:04:04 AM
Come play Marvel Heroes....


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Yoru on October 23, 2014, 07:35:55 AM
interact with real, (relatively) balanced people

Which internet are you using, and how do I get on it?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Lantyssa on October 23, 2014, 10:24:48 AM
Must be a LAN, so you'll need a VPN.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Samprimary on October 23, 2014, 08:46:29 PM
fuken clown shoes balls on ur face something something having a giggle there m8


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Surlyboi on October 24, 2014, 08:05:32 AM
My new excuse is that I was grabbing my food tray in the psych ward while it all went down.

This needs to be a grief title.

Considered it for my own but I'm not sure I have outgrown my current one.

I'm still waiting for mine and that would work nicely.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Signe on October 24, 2014, 10:29:52 AM
I miss grunk  :heartbreak:

Me, too.  Grunk made me feel good about myself. 


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Abelian75 on October 24, 2014, 05:02:15 PM
Oh man, I was so excited when I saw this thread.  Come back, Grunk!

I still remember how happy a day it was when I spotted Grunk in Age of Conan. He looked exactly as one would expect uber to look like.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Threash on October 27, 2014, 04:54:04 PM
(http://puu.sh/ct2Bh.jpg)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Furiously on October 27, 2014, 09:18:00 PM
Supposedly, his hot spot is actually his 20 gigs of AT&T data he gets a month for $130. I'm not seeing how that wouldn't be gone in a couple days of usage especially if he is sharing it with a couple other inmates. Then again, you don't get locked up for making good decisions.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Soulflame on October 27, 2014, 10:11:28 PM
Grunk is in prison?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on October 27, 2014, 11:24:50 PM
According to page 2, this was supposed to be stickied in the den, heh.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Furiously on October 27, 2014, 11:39:09 PM
Grunk is in prison?

Cides claims to be in a mental institution in Canada. I believe Grunk claimed the same.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Pagz on November 27, 2014, 11:44:18 PM
Can we sticky this in the den  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on December 20, 2016, 08:09:12 AM
I miss grunk  :heartbreak:

The people have spoken! And the King of Kings has returned.  Bow down all my F13 bitches and behold your reason for living, your inspiration and one helluva Galka has returned!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: apocrypha on December 20, 2016, 09:19:50 AM
Oh, goody, keep on truckin' 2016.

 :popcorn:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on December 20, 2016, 10:42:06 AM
Man, I don't know if I can take this in 2016.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Ginaz on December 20, 2016, 02:15:03 PM
Man, I don't know if I can take this in 2016.

Grunk.  Trump.  Hmmm. :tinfoil:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on December 21, 2016, 08:50:21 AM
Man, I don't know if I can take this in 2016.


Yeah bitches, I am here to make F13.net great again!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Cheddar on December 24, 2016, 06:02:53 PM
Wow.  Welcome back!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Soulflame on December 25, 2016, 12:53:13 AM
Who the fuck is this sulking clown and why does anyone care.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Mandella on December 25, 2016, 12:38:17 PM
Who the fuck is this sulking clown and why does anyone care.

And a Merry Christmas to all!!!

 :awesome_for_real: :why_so_serious: :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Surlyboi on December 27, 2016, 07:07:29 PM
Who the fuck is this sulking clown and why does anyone care.

I believe he was once a Heavy HitterTM


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Cyrrex on December 28, 2016, 03:03:47 AM
Fuck yeah!  Time to find all the Sunny D bottles!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Soulflame on January 02, 2017, 01:48:50 AM
Wait.  Is he that guy who thought his EQ2 character was proof he was TEH AWSUM?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Cadaverine on January 02, 2017, 04:07:10 AM
Final Fantasy was his claim to fame, as I recall.  Though he could have bragged about EQ2, as well.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on January 02, 2017, 10:02:16 AM
Final Fantasy was his claim to fame, as I recall.  Though he could have bragged about EQ2, as well.

FFXI bitch! im the greatest, the Kraken Galka Dark Knight, the true masta of the Rites of the Four Horsemen, the MVP of all dark lord fights and the dude who gets all the hoes in Viridian City... G R U N K !


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Soulflame on January 02, 2017, 10:33:15 AM
I'm pretty sure we're all too busy to give a rotten ratfuck about your amazing exploits in Time Waster Of the Month.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: 01101010 on January 02, 2017, 12:57:57 PM
Jesus... not even FFXI players like that Galkan race.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on January 03, 2017, 01:14:58 PM
I'm pretty sure we're all too busy to give a rotten ratfuck about your amazing exploits in Time Waster Of the Month.

your mom


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Strazos on January 03, 2017, 03:33:08 PM
Wait, why do we care about this kid?  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Pagz on January 03, 2017, 08:14:13 PM
I miss grunk  :heartbreak:

The people have spoken! And the King of Kings has returned.  Bow down all my F13 bitches and behold your reason for living, your inspiration and one helluva Galka has returned!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/hryZ5xPHpPAQ/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Yegolev on January 06, 2017, 04:17:24 PM
I'm pretty sure we're all too busy to give a rotten ratfuck about your amazing exploits in Time Waster Of the Month.

Oh, that is incorrect.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on January 24, 2017, 08:37:54 AM
Come play Marvel Heroes....

i actually am a big fan of ARPGs (playing PoE and D3) and i am tempted to give MH a go, how bad was that last patch and you use the F13 TS (lol)?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Merusk on January 24, 2017, 08:54:03 AM
If you didn't play before the last patch will have done nothing to you. If you did you'll be frustrated that movement was crippled. That's about it.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 17, 2019, 09:46:40 AM
FINALLY THE GRUNK HAS RETURNED

TO FINAL FANTASY XIV, BEHOLD MAH MIGHTY GURTH!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: Cyrrex on June 17, 2019, 11:16:25 AM
Dude.  We need a full accounting of everything that has happened in your absence. 


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 17, 2019, 12:37:21 PM
Dude.  We need a full accounting of everything that has happened in your absence. 

You kno son? just ballin on dem hoes in Diamond 2 off race teran, ja feelz me?


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 17, 2019, 12:41:41 PM
anyone here playing FFXIV and on Gilgamesh and wanna see what a real Dark Knight looks like son?  Holla Atcha Koala!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 17, 2019, 04:21:23 PM
anyone here playing FFXIV and on Gilgamesh and wanna see what a real Dark Knight looks like son?  Holla Atcha Koala!
Oh FFS.  Like there aren't enough idiots running around the Aether dc as it is.  :oh_i_see:  Good thing I'm not on Greg, at least.


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: grunk on June 18, 2019, 03:30:49 PM
i can still goto your server and make you my prison bitch!


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: schild on June 18, 2019, 11:21:33 PM
 :oh_i_see:

never change


Title: Re: The Grunkster Retires
Post by: HaemishM on June 19, 2019, 11:20:07 AM
Meth. Meth never changes.  :why_so_serious: