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Yeah, she does kind of look wack.

How's Eugene these days? Still stinking of patchouli, or has the rain scared off the hippies?

On hot or not, this Mischa chick would be a 5.

Eugene? It took me a minute to figure out what the heck you were talking about. I am on the west coast, but I'm not quite sure where you got Eugene from. Probably mixing me up with another one of these yahoos. I'm actually in Vancouver, and the weather is very nice today.

Eugene? It took me a minute to figure out what the heck you were talking about. I am on the west coast, but I'm not quite sure where you got Eugene from. Probably mixing me up with another one of these yahoos. I'm actually in Vancouver, and the weather is very nice today.

I have no idea what the big deal is with grown men having the hots for teen girls even to the extent that they would watch teen shows. 

Um, that would be basic biology.  Possibly not available in American schools anymore.

It's not so much the biology of having the hots for them, Ironwood, it's going so far as to watch teeny bopper shows to look at them. 

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I'm smelling unrealistic standards.  Do you guys really not find Mischa Barton attractive?  She may not be a perfect ten but she is Very Cute. 

Honestly, who do you consider attractive that isn't on the Salma Hayek/Keira Knightly/Gwen Stefani level of hotness (YMMV on those three, but you get the idea)? 

As for cute without being the hotness stage, I always had a thing for Victoria Jackson from SNL, even with that annoying voice.

Guess you didn't watch any of last season's Celebrity Fit Club (hint: she's put on a few).

I have too much respect for myself to watch that shit.

fwiw, I think Mischa Barton's breasts are obscenely large for a girl that young and skinny. For her frame, she really should have cute little Kate Moss A-cups.

Having said that, I have not had the hots for a teenage boy since I was a teenager.

Hmmm.  I always think that it's simpler than that.


Women go for whoever looks like they've got the most cash.

Bitches.

Posting in green doesn't make women want to hit you less hard.

Men, alas, have that horrible honesty thing going for them.

Heh.

More that we'd like to put it in you and your friend and your sister and your mum.  That's our fucking job on the planet and we wish you'd stop thwarting our ambitions.  Especially with your sister and your friend.  They're Hawt.

Hmm...I'm actually interested in what women have to say and think.

I just want a beer, and I wanna see something naked. I don't care about all this putting it in them business.

Posting in green doesn't make women want to hit you less hard.

Say, any chance we'll have a Girls of F13 Swimsuit Edition Calendar? 

Male to Female Ratio: 5.4:1

I come from the "down there" generation. That is, those were the words-spoken rarely and in a hushed voice-that the women in my family used to refer to all female genitalia, internal or external.

It wasn't that they were ignorant of terms like vagina, labia, vulva, or clitoris. On the contrary, they were trained to be teachers and probably had more access to information than most.

It wasn't even that they were unliberated, or "straitlaced," as they would have put it. One grandmother earned money from her strict Protestant church by ghostwriting sermons-of which she didn't believe a word-and then earned more by betting it on horse races. The other was a suffragist, educator, and even an early political candidate, all to the alarm of many in her Jewish community. As for my own mother, she had been a pioneer newspaper reporter years before I was born, and continued to take pride in bringing up her two daughters in a more enlightened way than she had been raised. I don't remember her using any of the slang words that made the female body seem dirty or shameful, and I'm grateful for that. As you'll see in these pages, many daughters grew up with a greater burden.

Nonetheless, I didn't hear words that were accurate, much less prideful. For example, I never once heard the word clitoris. It would be years before I learned that females possessed the only organ in the human body with no function other than to feel pleasure. (If such an organ were unique to the male body, can you imagine how much we would hear about it-and what it would be used to justify?) Thus, whether I was learning to talk, to spell, or to take care of my own body; I was told the name of each of its amazing parts except in one unmentionable area. This left me unprotected against the shaming words and dirty jokes of the school yard and, later, against the popular belief that men, whether as lovers or physicians, knew more about women's bodies than women did.

You cannot love a vagina unless you love hair. Many people do not love hair. My first and only husband hated hair. He said it was cluttered and dirty. He made me shave my vagina. It looked puffy and exposed and like a little girl. This excited him. When he made love to me, my vagina felt the way a beard must feel. It felt good to rub it, and painful. Like scratching a mosquito bite. It felt like it was on fire. There were screaming red bumps. I refused to shave it again. Then my husband had an affair. When we went to marital therapy, he said he screwed around because I wouldn't please him sexually. I wouldn't shave my vagina. The therapist had a thick German accent and gasped between sentences to show her empathy. She asked me why I didn't want to please my husband. I told her I thought it was weird. I felt little when my hair was gone down there, and I couldn't help talking in a baby voice, and the skin got irritated and even calamine lotion wouldn't help it. She told me marriage was a compromise. I asked her if shaving my vagina would stop him from screwing around. I asked her if she'd had many cases like this before. She said that questions diluted the process. I needed to jump in. She was sure it was a good beginning.

This time, when we got home, he got to shave my vagina. It was like a therapy bonus prize. He clipped it a few times, and there was a little blood in the bathtub. He didn't even notice it, 'cause he was so happy shaving me. Then, later, when my husband was pressing against me, I could feel his spiky sharpness sticking into me, my naked puffy vagina. There was no protection. There was no fluff.

I realized then that hair is there for a reason-it's the leaf around the flower, the lawn around the house. You have to love hair in order to love the vagina. You can't pick the parts you want. And besides, my husband never stopped screwing around.

Seriously Dude, You're Scaring Me.

They don't.  Message Board Mods with Minge Madness scares me.

/late to the thread

I'm smelling unrealistic standards.  Do you guys really not find Mischa Barton attractive?  She may not be a perfect ten but she is Very Cute. 

Honestly, who do you consider attractive that isn't on the Salma Hayek/Keira Knightly/Gwen Stefani level of hotness (YMMV on those three, but you get the idea)? 

fwiw, I think Mischa Barton's breasts are obscenely large for a girl that young and skinny. For her frame, she really should have cute little Kate Moss A-cups.

First, Gewn Stefani is not hot.  What is she hiding behind the 3 inches of base?  There was once a quote on MetalSludge that went something like "a 10 in the pictures, a 2 when I met her in person".

As to the girl in question, her body looks nice in the swimsuit picture, but the face is just above average.

Actually, I've been having a freaking horrible bad hair week. I'm going to do something drastic today I think.

(http://www.oz.net/~davester/AFOS/Band/mikethen.JPG)

It's coming back, I swear.

First, Gewn Stefani is not hot.  What is she hiding behind the 3 inches of base?  There was once a quote on MetalSludge that went something like "a 10 in the pictures, a 2 when I met her in person".

As to the girl in question, her body looks nice in the swimsuit picture, but the face is just above average.

Um.  There have been pictures of you posted on the web.

You do know that ?

I'll trump your seagull with some misfits!

You are all fucking bastards.

*Says the guy who had nice long hair for years*

Now I have my wonderful hereditary bald spot and no urge to grow my hair out and end up looking like Kim Mitchell. I do miss my hair. I've still never had the nerve to actually shave my head, I just tend to wear it short and messy.

Mischa Barton Refuses Boob Job (http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/mischa_barton_refuses_boob_job/)

Mischa Barton says she would never have a boob job - because she's scared she would be too sexy.

When asked if she would prefer bigger boobs and more curves like co-star Rachel Bilson the gorgeous 'The OC' actress said: "No! I feel tall and Lanky next to her, but I'd be scared of having her boobs and voluptuousness!

"I would never have a boob job. I like being understatedly sexy. Rachel's curves make her more overtly sexual than I am."

The tall star says she hates being labelled a pretty face but likes her understated sexiness.

The 19-year-old said in an interview with Britain's Bliss magazine:

"It annoys me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People always say I'm too thin and it comes with all these stigmas.

It's like, 'She's pretty and slim, so she must be anorexic, depressed or bitchy'."