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When they do roleplay, it's so damned gay? (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-earthenring&t=103505&p=1&tmp=1#post103505)

Earthen Ring seems to be the most drama filled, piece of shit server out of all the current WoW servers.

Come visit us on Tichondrious: All the drama, none of the RP!

Gets pretty gay here too. (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-realm-shadowsong&T=28607&P=1)  Check out pages 2 and 3 for some really awesome RP gayity from the angry meatbag. It's really hard not to go bat-shit insane board troll on their asses.  Perhaps I should finishing my raging douchebag week article after all.

Because Tich collected all the early entry PvP asstards, while ER collected all the early entry RP asstards.

Tich also has a few of the more notorious Drama Queens, who simply cant resist posting to every forum they can get access to when something happens. Ciereth and his whole cult are a prime example.

For further punishment he may be forced to eat some of my delicious Toas' Tummy Tickling Icees until he gets brainfreeze.

That's right...the streets of Stormwind get hot but fear not! For I come bearing refreshments for a pittance of silver!

While the crowd huddles together in anticipation of Veras' fevered screams of pain and fountaining blood the temperature rises and your throat gets parched. FEAR NOT! While Veras' get his hand whacked into a meaty bloody stump with a semi-sharp government issue cheese cleaver I'll be sending you, the gawker, off into the blissful heaven of ice creamy goodness.

Remember: "If it ain't Taos it ain't Tasty."

That was pathetic.
Those people are brutal.
Like buddy said, UO wedding crash sounds good.

" But Machtagen literally can not speak any other language but Taurahe. It's softer tones are easier to come about on the throat, and he has less trouble attempting to make out the proper sounds due to a malformed tongue.

I would like to apologize to you all.

I suggested to schild that we try an RP server and Earthen Ring was chosen.

I am ashamed.

Sorry, can't get past the title of the thread. Game marriages are where I draw the line.

So we can't get married?  :cry:

The first is to form a cheritable organization to help Women who are down on their luck and want a second chance. These woman, many of whom have been forced to do things they are not proud of to survive, deserve a chance to start over with marketable (legal) skills.

More RP fun: Running a halfway house in Stormwind for former prostitutes who wish to learn an honest trade. (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-earthenring&t=106173&p=1&tmp=1#post106173)


EDIT - It turns out that one of the founders characters intends it to be just that, but her twin sister intends for it to be a whorehouse.

I am so tempted to lock and move this thread.

I can't take it anymore.

Wait until I point out that I'm 99% certain that the former prostitutes, the do-gooder and her evil alleged twin sister are all 35 - 45 year old single pot-bellied men.  With mustachios.

I'll say it again:  I love RP, but I hate roleplayers so much...

I know a lot of guys play female toons, but do that many of them really whore themselves out?

Zhiwu: ((I know that this is a bit off topic, but I'm wondering... how many of those who RP prostitutes are actually women IRL? I have a certain fascination with social constructs and motivations in MMORPGs that's been an area of study for years, and I've found in past MMORPGs that those who roleplay prostitutes and seductresses are usually male IRL. The RL females who RP seductresses, from my discussions with them, would not go so far as RPing a prostitute, they like to "feel sexy" but believe that selling themselves for money even in a RP context is, in their opinion, demeaning.))

Xalynne:  (( Believe it or not, but Xalynne/Amber is two different people. We're husband and wife. We both like to play, but with a 2 year old son and full-time jobs, we really can't devote the time we'd like to devote to a character. So we take turns using the same character, we just play her in our own style, and call it an "alternate personality". We don't tell each other what we've done, either, so the two personalities can remain seperate. ))

Zhiwu: Fascinating. So which of you plays up the prostitution aspect of the character more? Whose idea was it?

Xalynne (( Amber (the prostitute/amoral side) is normally played by me (male, husband) with input from my wife where needed. I'll often defer to her judgement calls when I'm not sure what Amber would do in a given situation.  We both came to an agreement on the Amber personality- that it's Xalynne's survival mechanism, her way of dealing with things her fragile mind just cannot handle at this point in her life. We agreed that Amber would do and say just about anything to survive, and I fleshed her out from there. ))

I'll say it again:  I love RP, but I hate roleplayers so much...

Does anyone else think that the fact that a couple who raises a 2 year old boy AND "role-play" a schizophrenic hooker is somewhat spooky  ?

Or is it just me ?

No.
They're fucking weirdos.

*boggles*

Does anyone else think that the fact that a couple who raises a 2 year old boy AND "role-play" a schizophrenic hooker is somewhat spooky  ?

Or is it just me ?

As long as they're having fun and making fools out of the boys who try and cyb0r them... it's all good.

((You have really brightened up my day - your posts are hilarious!))

Stamp (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-earthenring&t=106792&p=1&tmp=1#post106792)

None of the flavor text or voiceovers for Taurens sound in anyway like they are retarded and unable to use full sentences.

Here is an example of a player who is trying to RP without paying ANY ATTENTION TO THE LORE WHATSOEVER. He's playing a Tauren like he's a fucking Ogre or Troll or something.

Stamp have fan club.

Stamp stupid.

Fan club stupid.

I know!  The girlies seem to love him... what's that all about? 

There are some seriously lonely women in this world, I reckon. 

So I haven't read through this perticular thread, but.....you say lonely women are his fans, and just above were we not discussing a female ex-hooker played by a male part-time?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I am starting to notice a common theme among ER Ar-peeing.

"Brakan didn’t talk to the slave girls, he’d copulate and then send them out of his quarters, usually one of the men found them on their way back to the hold." (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-earthenring&t=113740&p=1&tmp=1#post113740)

Volatile Rum was often considered to be the most difficult ale to find in the southern seas.

Rum is now ale??

Later in the thread, someone posted "Only Jesus can turn rum into ale."   :wink:

That was me!

Smoke billowed up into the air, blocking the stars, the night sky eating it up with its inky darkness. The crackle of the fires and the screams of the people only sent a greater ripped of frenzy through the crew. Brakan stood in the midst of it all, blades in hand, shirtless, and grinning. His skin glistened from sweat brought on by the heat from the fires

Have your character commit a small crime and then have them do community service! (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-earthenring&t=105907&p=1&tmp=1#post105907)  RPn4TW!

So, here's what I'm suggesting. Have your character commit a small crime and then have them do community service. This could be anything from greeting like Junto does outside of the Auction House in Orgrimmar, to walking around the streets emoting picking up trash while whistling.

On the few occassions I've done this, it's been a lot of fun.

Lonely woman plays out her ultimate fantasy:  having a guy interested in her for once. (https://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-earthenring&t=114731&p=1&tmp=1#post114731)

Why is it that I just feel most roleplayers, especially those who roleplay on a server-wide message board, would shut the fuck up if they either: 1) got a good deep dicking, or 2) got that hug from daddy they wanted?

Marion...Marion...What was mudder thinkin. She was thinkin she wanted a daughter to become a seamstress like her dats what she was thinkin. Instead she had me. But after 6 months of becomin attached to da name Marion, she done gave it to me.

Now everyday is the same, Marion da tailor... Marion da sissy... Marion da gurly boy. Godz I hates dat name. An it dont help mudder gots me makin dresses. So forgive me ifn I pick their pockets after they calls me names. Dey didnt need dat money no how. Hope mudder dont finds out, she will smack me good.

Den one day it hits me. I needs a new name... a name dat a rogue would respect and a target would fear. Backstabber...nah too many B's. Gutslicer... nah makes me sound like a butcher not a tailor. Eyegouger... naw way to messy. I knows... dat wire thingie I saw dat master rogue use one day... yeah dat thingie. Now what's it called. Gharote, yes dats what its called... Gharote.

No longer will I be called Marion the Tailor. Now I will be known as Gharote the Rogue. Yes I likes it.

What?? Yes mudder I is almost done with da dress... Yes mudder I did a good job. Yes mudder I loves you too.

m'lady this, thee that, STOP IT!

I cannot apologize enough for putting us on Earthen Ring.

All I can do is shut down the WoW forums and send them to the Den and try to forget any of this ever happened.

Roleplaying is like watching Star Trek.  Sure it's nerdy, but plenty of people do it, and there's no reason you can't partake now and again while remaining a more or less normal human being.  Then you see the freaks, the people who make it their whole lifestyle, and you're embarrassed to have had anything to do with it.