Why do people on ER complain about lack of RP, and yet...

[Train Wreck]

I'll wager that's EXACTLY what every "RP-ing" male that posted to that thread did after Xalynne made her (his) revelation.

[Der Helm]

Does anyone else think that the fact that a couple who raises a 2 year old boy AND "role-play" a schizophrenic hooker is somewhat spooky  ?

Or is it just me ?

[Amp]

Does anyone else think that the fact that a couple who raises a 2 year old boy AND "role-play" a schizophrenic hooker is somewhat spooky  ?

Or is it just me ?

No.
They're fucking weirdos.

*boggles*

[SuperPopTart]

Does anyone else think that the fact that a couple who raises a 2 year old boy AND "role-play" a schizophrenic hooker is somewhat spooky  ?

Or is it just me ?

No.
They're fucking weirdos.

*boggles*

uh.. that's putting it very mildly

[Sogrinaugh]

Does anyone else think that the fact that a couple who raises a 2 year old boy AND "role-play" a schizophrenic hooker is somewhat spooky  ?

Or is it just me ?

I think cramming a kitten into a starbucks cup is pretty spooky too.

[Signe]

I'm sure they don't include the 2 year old boy in their roleplay.  I would agree with the weirdness if that were the case.  I would also be likely to report them to something or other.  Most forms of roleplay is out of my comfort zone so I don't generally indulge.  But that's just me.  As far as arr-peeing a schizo hooker, well... at least it sounds creative.  Looking at bio's on CoH, I've found them to be mostly the same.  Orphan, industrial/environmental/evil government research accident, etc.  As long as they're having fun and making fools out of the boys who try and cyb0r them... it's all good.

[Train Wreck]

As long as they're having fun and making fools out of the boys who try and cyb0r them... it's all good.

I would agree, except that he IS cybering with them.  That's queer no matter how you slice it.

I also love the way he says that it's her defense mechanism to cope with it because of her "fragile mind", as if he somehow isn't the one with the fucked up head.

[Train Wreck]

Stamp

[WayAbvPar]

From the Stamp thread-

((You have really brightened up my day - your posts are hilarious!))

Also, I am a shut-in with no access to any entertainment products other than the WoW boards. As you may imagine, my notion of what is entertaining or hilarious (or just not eye-stabbingly annoying and stupid) may differ from yours. And from that of any other semi-lucid person with an IQ above room temperature.

And I like paste.

[HaemishM]

Stamp

Here is an example of a player who is trying to RP without paying ANY ATTENTION TO THE LORE WHATSOEVER. He's playing a Tauren like he's a fucking Ogre or Troll or something. None of the flavor text or voiceovers for Taurens sound in anyway like they are retarded and unable to use full sentences.

[Pococurante]

I'm sure Stamp is the same clown who wrote all the Tauren /silly

[WayAbvPar]

None of the flavor text or voiceovers for Taurens sound in anyway like they are retarded and unable to use full sentences.

I am more and more inclined to believe it is the limitations of the poster/player rather than the limitations of the character race.

[Train Wreck]

Here is an example of a player who is trying to RP without paying ANY ATTENTION TO THE LORE WHATSOEVER. He's playing a Tauren like he's a fucking Ogre or Troll or something.

My impression was that he's trying to sound like a Native American speaking very broken English.

[SuperPopTart]

Stamp have fan club.

Stamp stupid.

Fan club stupid.

[Signe]

Stamp have fan club.

Stamp stupid.

Fan club stupid.

I know!  The girlies seem to love him... what's that all about? 

There are some seriously lonely women in this world, I reckon. 

[SuperPopTart]

Stamp have fan club.

Stamp stupid.

Fan club stupid.

I know!  The girlies seem to love him... what's that all about? 

There are some seriously lonely women in this world, I reckon. 

And they seem to all go for STAMP.

That is somewhat refreshing because if you really think about it..

At least THOSE women aren't all venturing into the world and breeding.

Well, unless it's with STAMP.

[Amp]

Ok well to be honest I can't read this shit.
I couldn't troll those forums because I can't read past the first 2 posters usually.  It's just to retarded and my attention span for stupidity seems to have diminishing returns.

So I haven't read through this perticular thread, but.....you say lonely women are his fans, and just above were we not discussing a female ex-hooker played by a male part-time?

[Signe]

I only read the ones reccommended by f13.  I have a long history of trusting the wrong people.

[Train Wreck]

So I haven't read through this perticular thread, but.....you say lonely women are his fans, and just above were we not discussing a female ex-hooker played by a male part-time?

The hooker part is played by the male full-time.  The Original Poser finally yelled at him for hijacking her heart-felt drama of alchoholism and prostitution.

[Train Wreck]

As if you didn't need anymore proof that the man behind Xalynne is fucked up in the mind beyond all recognition, it just got worse.

Yes, he likes to draw pictures of his hooker in nfsw ways.

I almost feel sorry for the guys that purchased "her" services.

Almost.

[SurfD]

Put DOWN the mouse, and step slowly away from your copy of Poser..........and HOLY FUCK, please dear god leave the Shiny Plastic look to EQ2.

[Shockeye]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

[schild]

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round.

















It hurt to type that.

[WayAbvPar]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[HaemishM]

Wow, just thinking of the man behind that *ahem* woman character is the anti-Viagra.

[Train Wreck]

I am starting to notice a common theme among ER Ar-peeing.

"Brakan didn’t talk to the slave girls, he’d copulate and then send them out of his quarters, usually one of the men found them on their way back to the hold."

[WayAbvPar]

I am starting to notice a common theme among ER Ar-peeing.

"Brakan didn’t talk to the slave girls, he’d copulate and then send them out of his quarters, usually one of the men found them on their way back to the hold."

Volatile Rum was often considered to be the most difficult ale to find in the southern seas.

Rum is now ale??

Why am I bothering this out, I couldn't begin to explain. I couldn't get any further than this...my brain rebelled and made a dash for my ear. I caught it as it hit my shoulder and shoved it back in.

[Der Helm]

I could swear there was a post by schild I wanted to reply to earlier ... coffee, please.

Edit: Found it in the Den, of course. Just wanted to know if schild was talking about the advertisement or the game itself "not being up to snuff" ?

[schild]

Private Message.

[WindupAtheist]

Volatile Rum was often considered to be the most difficult ale to find in the southern seas.

Rum is now ale??

Later in the thread, someone posted "Only Jesus can turn rum into ale."   

[Signe]

Volatile Rum was often considered to be the most difficult ale to find in the southern seas.

Rum is now ale??

Later in the thread, someone posted "Only Jesus can turn rum into ale."   

That was me!

[Train Wreck]

Later in the thread, someone posted "Only Jesus can turn rum into ale."   

That was me!

 

[Train Wreck]

In the next thrilling episode, the man behind Brakan reveals that he would like to have hot gay sex with his toon.

Smoke billowed up into the air, blocking the stars, the night sky eating it up with its inky darkness. The crackle of the fires and the screams of the people only sent a greater ripped of frenzy through the crew. Brakan stood in the midst of it all, blades in hand, shirtless, and grinning. His skin glistened from sweat brought on by the heat from the fires

[Train Wreck]

Have your character commit a small crime and then have them do community service!  RPn4TW!

[Amp]

Have your character commit a small crime and then have them do community service!  RPn4TW!

So, here's what I'm suggesting. Have your character commit a small crime and then have them do community service. This could be anything from greeting like Junto does outside of the Auction House in Orgrimmar, to walking around the streets emoting picking up trash while whistling.

On the few occassions I've done this, it's been a lot of fun.

Do these people ever leave the house or what?