Le0
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Nice flying scorpion there!  |
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Cyrrex
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How anyone could intentionally get within ten yards of a live scorpion is something I just cannot fathom. If satan himself ever had to design a creature of pure wickedness, I'm sure he would have come up with the scorpion.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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NowhereMan
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And those fools just made it airborne. Shit.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The dog one is so mean that I can't stop laughing.
Reminds me of the time I clipped a mylar balloon with a music chip to the collar of our library cat, who takes docile to a new level. She just kinda looked at me and started to go back to sleep...and I flicked the activator spot. Bobby McFarrin started to plead with her to not be worried, indeed, to be happy. I've never seen such sheer panic as the cat astounded everyone by setting a new land speed record. We found the balloon several rooms away where she dove between some bookshelves to shake it. Best part was when she paused at the entry to the room we were in, thinking she had done enough to escape, casually turned around, and a mylar Bobby McFarrin gently floated after her. Total panictard. |
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Lantyssa
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How anyone could intentionally get within ten yards of a live scorpion is something I just cannot fathom. If satan himself ever had to design a creature of pure wickedness, I'm sure he would have come up with the scorpion.
Know what's cool? You can put them in a ziploc bag, freeze them, pull them out several days later... and it'll start moving once it thaws. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Cyrrex
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You stop with that evil talk right now. No way that can be true.  |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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How anyone could intentionally get within ten yards of a live scorpion is something I just cannot fathom. If satan himself ever had to design a creature of pure wickedness, I'm sure he would have come up with the scorpion.
Know what's cool? You can put them in a ziploc bag, freeze them, pull them out several days later... and it'll start moving once it thaws. Like, honestly alive? No way. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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photek
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Here is one for the dudes :  |
"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away"
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Ironwood
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um...
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Trippy
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yea, um...
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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That's brilliantly evil.  |
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Nevermore
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The reactions are funnier than the picture! |
Over and out.
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Lantyssa
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I feel bad for punk dude being used like that.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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I can actually see that working.
Bitches, they crazy.
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Chimpy
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yea, um...
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Definitely. I feel bad for punk dude being used like that.
That made me laugh a bit. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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lamaros
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um... yea, um... yea, um... um... Definitely. |
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Le0
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that was a bit .. um yeah..
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sigil
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That was magnificent.
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Bungee
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I like paint art. Always reminds me of the time I spent drawing boats on Win95 because nothing I wanted to play would work.
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Freedom is the raid target. -tazelbain
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schild
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That is fucking awesome.
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Ironwood
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I feel bad for punk dude being used like that.
Fairly sure that was Seanbaby. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Lantyssa
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Who is Seanbaby?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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To the COMPLETELY NWS, IT'S ED rescue. There, was that flagged enough this time? |
"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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mmm never heard of him before, but his site has some funny stuff in there. Nice find.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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Seriously, is everyone out to make me feel old ?  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Lantyssa
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Since I'm older than you, doubtful. I'm just blissfully ignorant of many internet tropes.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Murgos
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Seriously, is everyone out to make me feel old ? I remember when Seanbaby had a blue Mohawk, does that make you feel better? |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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NowhereMan
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A bit out of date but I liked this.  |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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CharlieMopps
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Leave it to Joe Biden to think the Vice President lives in the white house.
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schild
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Leave it to Joe Biden to think the Vice President lives in the white house.
Way to ruin a joke, Trolly McTrollerstein. |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Seriously, is everyone out to make me feel old ? Today's my 30th |
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CharlieMopps
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Leave it to Joe Biden to think the Vice President lives in the white house.
Way to ruin a joke, Trolly McTrollerstein. I think it only ruined the joke for about 53% of us. |
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Cyrrex
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Still, that's almost half.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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