Johny Cee
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Despite the fact I think this whole sub-forum is an excuse for Schild to get rid of my long lived "Television Thread":
Futurama is, in my opinion, the most quotable and deepest comedy produced. So let's have those quotes!
Farnsworth: Zeus! Please help me!
Please God!
Satan, you owe me one! _______________________________
Zap: I have a sexy learning disability.... what do I call it, Kiff? Kiff: <sigh> Sex-lexia.
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FatuousTwat
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Zapp: "I hate these filthy neutrals Kif! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."
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Evil Elvis
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"Leela's a cyclops! Amy's a klutz from Mars. Bender's an alcoholic robot. Zoidberg's a horrible monster . . ." "Yes, Fry, and you have that brain thing." "I already did!"
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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Zapp: "I hate these filthy neutrals Kif! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."
"What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?" "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." And since is the TV forum, a gem from Fry: "That's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
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FatuousTwat
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"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
YES! That is my favourite quote from the show, I was trying to find it hehe.
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Signe
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Muse.
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"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
I don't know who said it, but it's been a quote in every animated show since Jessep said it. I wanted to contribute.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Johny Cee
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WASP judge: <pounds gavel> Quit badgering the witness. Space Chicken Attorney: Badger! Where! <Jumps on top of the table>
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Merusk
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Zap: "Stop dying you cowards!"
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Oban
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This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Rishathra
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The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer "That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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NowhereMan
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"Holy Zombie Jesus!"
"It's all so complicated, with the flowers and romance and the lies upon lies!"
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Merusk
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Ooh.. I remembered another one. It's a very geekish reference.
Farnsworth: "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Johny Cee
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Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates. Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo’s good friend Richard Nixon.
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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Fry: Very impressive. Back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars. Farnsworth: Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland. Much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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MuffinMan
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I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth forever, for no raisin!
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Fordel
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Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Merusk
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Remember! Scooty Puff Jr. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Johny Cee
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Is the Space Pope reptilian?
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Tarami
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Zoidberg: So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday. Amy: Those were my toenail clippings! Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.
Zapp: Aah, she's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro. What now? She's out of control! You win again, gravity!
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- I'm giving you this one for free. - Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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WindupAtheist
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Badicalthon
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Bender: Oh yeah? I'm gonna start my OWN (whatever). With blackjack. And hookers! In fact, forget the (whatever).
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild "Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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K9
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Leela: Look, last night was a mistake. Zapp Brannigan: A sexy mistake. Leela: No, just a regular mistake.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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trias_e
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Fry: "Okay, I gotta break down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender." Leela does it. Fry: "Hey, I did it! Wait, that's not me."
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HAMMER FRENZY
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"in my final breath...I CURSE YOU ZOIDBERG!!!!:
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My Genesis games... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
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Grand Design
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I watched Bender's Game this weekend. I thought it was the weakest of the three movies so far, but it was, nevertheless, hilarious. It was definitely a tribute to nerds and fans, with copious Lord of the Rings and Star Wars themes. No Zap or Hedonismbot, to my dismay.
Anyway, recommended to fans. The commentary is worth a watch, again, for fans.
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Evildrider
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I am Titanius Inglesmith Fancyman of Cornwood.
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Linda the Newsanchor: Time continues to skip forward randomly. Details at elev... [time skips] Linda the Newsanchor: This is the News at Eleven. The mysterious and unexplained... [time skips] Linda the Newsanchor: Turning to entertainment news, teen singer Wendy might just be the latest... [time skips] Linda the Newsanchor: ...won three Grammys last night... [time skips] Linda the Newsanchor: ...found dead in her bathtub.
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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FatuousTwat
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Linda and Morbo had some great moments.
The episode with the heatwave and Morbo's pulsating head make me crack up.
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Grand Design
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Nixon: So, Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Numerous and belligerent.
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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[The Planet Express crew is trapped under the ship, surrounded by a ring of burning fuel.] Hermes: Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! [pause] Also, we're dying!
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-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
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Johny Cee
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Nixon: So, Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Numerous and belligerent.
Fuck I love Morbo.
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FatuousTwat
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Nixon: So, Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Numerous and belligerent.
Oh man... So great.
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Segoris
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Professor: Good news everyone. You know the orphanarium where Leela grew up? Fry: Yeah we talk about it all the time Leela: Really?! Fry: No. BURRRRRRNN!!! *High fives Bender* Professor: Well done Fellows!
Professor: Where's that device that let's you speed up or slow down the passage of time? Fry: *Pulls out a bong* It's under the seat
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eldaec
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Qbert : Your explanations are pure weapons grade balonium. It's all impossible. Farnsworth : Nothing is impossible if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about. Qbert : No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
Bender : Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
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"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson "Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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LEELA: Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it? BENDER: Because I also care deeply of things that remind me of myself.
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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NowhereMan
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(Under the sea) Zoidberg: Oh no my house has burned down! Hermes: How could this have happened? Bender (in the ashes): Hey! There's my lit cigar! Hermes: But just raises more questions!
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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