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Topic: WTF. Haemish?? (Read 10394 times)
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WayAbvPar
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Engels
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If the irish can deep fry their mars bars, southerners can pickle cucumbers in kool aid. Its one big global white trash kitchen!
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Furiously
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Seems better then a deepfried piece of pie or a snickers bar.
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Signe
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If the irish can deep fry their mars bars, southerners can pickle cucumbers in kool aid. Its one big global white trash kitchen!
The Scots do that, not the Irish. Well, they might do it too but it's notoriously Scottish. Everything in this thread is nasty. |
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Calantus
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I'm sorry but coolaid pickled pickles beats deep-fried anything. Anything. Deep frying things makes them better no matter how weird it may be, pickling things in coolaid is just stupid.
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schild
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 What do you mean his neighbors? That's Haemish. |
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Furiously
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Hmm - he's prettier then I expected. Nice stylish glasses too.
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HaemishM
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Fuck, man, that's in the Mississippi Delta. I have yet to understand that place. There are towns there named PANTHER BURN. Who the fuck knows what possessed a human being to brine a pickle in the sugary sweet moisture from a fruit's ass?
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Engels
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If the irish can deep fry their mars bars, southerners can pickle cucumbers in kool aid. Its one big global white trash kitchen!
The Scots do that, not the Irish. Well, they might do it too but it's notoriously Scottish. Everything in this thread is nasty. Oh, ok. I proclaim the Scottlandsmen the White Trash Kings, schoolin the uppity Irishlandian homebodies :P |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Strazos
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I've never had a fried Mars bar.  |
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Dren
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That red one she has on the fork looks pornographic. They need to stop that. Think of the children!
"That pickle you have there sure looks.....excited!"
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Llava
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There are towns there named PANTHER BURN.
Fuck, that's awesome. |
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Sky
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Bah, we have Fishkill.
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Wolf
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I've never had a fried Mars bar. How does that work? You just throw it in there? Won't that melt the chocolate and shit? |
As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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pants
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I've never had a fried Mars bar. How does that work? You just throw it in there? Won't that melt the chocolate and shit? I've never done it myself, but I understand not if you have the oil hot enough - it forms a seal around the mars bar before it has a chance to melt. Same way as you do deep fried ice cream. |
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Wolf
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I've never had a fried Mars bar. How does that work? You just throw it in there? Won't that melt the chocolate and shit? I've never done it myself, but I understand not if you have the oil hot enough - it forms a seal around the mars bar before it has a chance to melt. Same way as you do deep fried ice cream. You mean there's a way to eat fried ice cream without going to a chinease restaurant? I thought it was some super sikrit chinease thing. Now I have to try it tonight. I hope the frier doesn't blow up... |
As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Furiously
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My only advice is - don't use the same oil you just used to make some fish.
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Righ
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Bah, we have Fishkill.
I nearly ended up working there. Well, East Fishkill. But its hard to beat Effingham. It's a polite way to say Fuckingham, I imagine. |
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Tragny
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Bah, we have Fishkill.
I nearly ended up working there. Well, East Fishkill. But its hard to beat Effingham. It's a polite way to say Fuckingham, I imagine. Imagine how upset the pigs were. Also, here in Alabama, we have the lovely little town of Half Acre. Try not to blink. |
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Paelos
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Bah, Georgia has some of the best odd names for towns:
My top 5:
Hopeulikit, GA
Between, GA
Climax, GA
Snapfinger, GA
Enigma, GA
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Riggswolfe
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In Oklahoma we have a town called Slapout. We also have a towned named Miami but the last vowel is pronounced with an uh sound. Miamuh. It drives me to distraction.
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Lantyssa
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Where besides Tennesse can one find a town with a witty name such as Bucksnort though?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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WayAbvPar
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I am starting to wish that the South had won the Civil War.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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We were in Intercourse, PA the other day. We renamed it Fuck.
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Der Helm
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We were in Intercourse, PA the other day. We renamed it Fuck.
Pictures or it did not happen. :-D |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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DraconianOne
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There are towns there named PANTHER BURN. Sounds more exotic than the village of "Cow Roast". |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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CmdrSlack
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Alabama also has a town called Arab. They pronounce it Ay-Rab, not because they cannot pronounce arab, but because the town was supposed to be recorded as Arad. Apparently, someone in Montgomery fucked up and misspelled the name. They just ran with it.
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Roac
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North, South Carolina.
Ninety Six, South Carolina.
Small towns are full of odd names, and citizens who don't care what anyone else may think about it. *shrug*
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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CmdrSlack
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We have Plano and Sandwich here in Illinois. I'd like to found a town between them named "Baloney."
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Furiously
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My favorite towns here in Washington are:
Martha and George.
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Raging Turtle
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Knob Lick, Missouri.
I'm pretty sure there's another intercouse in Mississippi or Alabama.
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
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They have Cherry Hill, NJ as being weird, but not Cowtown? Stupid.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Roac
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Good list, but it cheats a bit since not everything there is incorporated (that is, not actually a town).
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Chimpy
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French Lick, Indiana
Home of Larry Bird.
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