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Topic: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion (Read 6081 times)
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ArtificialKid
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If Christopher Walken were to fight Gary Oldman, who would win?
Also assume Michael Madsen gets involved at some point.
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WayAbvPar
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I think Gary Busey would break Nick Nolte out of rehab and they would pwn the lot of them, tag team style.
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Paelos
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I thought Gary Busey and Nick Nolte were actually the same guy
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Dark Vengeance
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The winner has to fight GWAR. All "who would win in a fight" discussions must end with someone fighting GWAR.
Bring the noise.
Cheers..............
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Alluvian
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Walken. That fucker can fly. I have seen him do it in that Fatboy video. Don't fuck with the dancing, flying, crazy looking guy.
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daveNYC
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I have no idea who GWAR is. I was thinking that the winner should fight Clint.
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Bunk
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GWAR:  Though I think I'll go with Walken. He'd take em all out with a cowbell. |
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Abagadro
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Needs more projectile fake blood and semen.
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Nebu
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Though I think I'll go with Walken. He'd take em all out with a cowbell. I agree... we need more cowbell. I go with Walken in the first round and a chunk of ear in his mouth. |
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naum
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Tony Danza could kick both their asses.
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Nebu
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Tony Danza could kick both their asses. Damnit! You had to play the Danza card... didn't you? |
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SirBruce
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I see your Tony Danza and raise you Scott Baio.
Bruce
PS - Did anyone see Penn & Teller rip Gary Busey the other night for being a 12-Stepper?
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schild
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Gary Busey? Walken? Danza?
Would the wildcard be Steve Buscemi?
This is a cage match I would watch. Throw out Gwar, they can only talk the talk.
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Rodent
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Noone can stop God's Army  |
Wiiiiii!
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stray
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Damn, Arc, you almost had it, but not even Plissken could help the Duke now.
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Hanzii
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Noone can stop God's Army
Well, he did get pwnd by Aragorn (and Eric fucking Stoltz) |
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Murgos
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Just when you think you got Walken beat he comes back with fangs and claws.
Walken vs. the Army of Minas Tirith? Walken by a mile.
Walken vs. all the Jedi in the prequels? Not even a fair fight, Walken would be wearing Yoda's ears by the fourth round.
Walken vs. Star Fleet? Walken, though you would have to get him to stop chewing on the power cables long enough to actually finish the fight.
No, there is no force greater than Walken.
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Bunk
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How about Walken vs. Dikta driving da Bears team bus?
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Grelf
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Pennywise would get them all.
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Zephyr
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I would take a black metal band over Gwar.
Home made nail guards > Home made styrofoam armor
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"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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Dark Vengeance
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I would take a black metal band over Gwar.
Home made nail guards > Home made styrofoam armor The point is that GWAR looks ridiculous, the name sounds ridiculous, and there are like 10 of them....not that they are somehow the pinnacle of all things brutal or tough. Plus, thanks to MTV and Beavis and Butthead, more twentysomethings know who GWAR is and what they look like compared to the average Black metal band. Bring the noise. Cheers............ |
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Dark Vengeance
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How about Walken vs. Dikta driving da Bears team bus? "Hold on, hold on, hold on....the name of the hurricane is hurricane Ditka" Bring the noise. Cheers............. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Plus, thanks to MTV and Beavis and Butthead, more twentysomethings know who GWAR is and what they look like compared to the average Black metal band. Yet only two of them are stupid enough to buy a GWAR albumn. I'm thinking Chow Yun Fat comes in and kicks all their asses, Killer-style. |
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Boogaleeboo
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Nah, Walken would take him. I mean shit, have you ever seen McBain! ?
Or Pennies From Heaven.
Walken isn't human, Walken can not be killed by convential means.
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Rodent
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To thoose who doubt in Walken, have a watch.  |
Wiiiiii!
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RipSnort
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Bet Dennis Hopper could give him a run for his money.  |
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