Signe
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Now you don't have to play with yourself anymore! Well, maybe you do. Mostly. But you don't have to go outside! Looking for a romantic virtual vacation spot to go with your loved one or to meet someone new?
Like to spend some time on a deserted beach with a special someone?
Want to relax and unwind in a hot spring fed Jacuzzi?
Feel like taking a stroll through a lush jungle garden on an exotic moonlit night?
Walk through a spectacular tropical rainforest or dine in an amazing volcano view restaurant?
How about some dancing in a disco, or maybe a quiet night in luxury accommodations?
No matter what your taste or mood, if it’s erotic fantasy you are looking for, Erotasy Island is the place for you!
Come be a guest at the most fantastic virtual paradise ever built without leaving your home or apartment!
See? So pastel! 
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« Last Edit: April 20, 2007, 10:27:55 AM by schild »
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Signe'd first, here on F13!
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Yoru
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I swear Erotasy Island has been mentioned before... but Search doesn't bear any results.
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Signe
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Maybe it has. Someone sent me something about it and I knew I had to share it here. Will you review it when it cums out?  (don't shout at me) |
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Nyght
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Maybe they will make a male version of this where you just have a beer, sex, and fall asleep.
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Engels
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No, just a different payment scheme. Males get billed by the minute, females on a regular monthly fee.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Xanthippe
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From the website:
"Erotasy IslandTM is a subscriber based online game designed exclusively for adults. It’s not just another online dating service; it’s a massive multi-player online erotic dating game. Erotasy IslandTM is a place where adults can come to escape their ordinary lives. While online, players can engage in nearly every kind of adult behavior you can imagine!"
I bet you can't engage in pvp.
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Nebu
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Do they mention anything about being able to experience erotic adventures with obese 40-something men pretending to be 16 year old asian girls?
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« Last Edit: April 18, 2007, 02:17:32 PM by Nebu »
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shiznitz
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I bet you can't engage in pvp.
But pee v pee is allowed. |
I have never played WoW.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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If you don't do it right, dating is PvP.
And hell, even sometimes if you do do it right, it's PvP. (If you're into that kinda stuff...)
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Damn Dirty Ape
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I know my ex would always gank me for my gold.  |
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Venkman
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Seriously, what kind of search routines do you use to find this stuff?! :-D Erotasy looks like this game. Wonder what's with sex and Egyptian theming? |
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Signe
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Yikes! Yours is really dirty.  I think you have to make your own dirt in the one I posted. The one you posted seems to have pre-made really dirty dirt. I don't know what is up with the Egyptian themes for dirty games. I wouldn't know what to google to find out. Oh, and someone sent me a funny email about the Erotasy game. I actually have filters on my google so I don't see anything that makes me cry. |
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Calantus
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What's the point of being on the internet if it doesn't make you cry sometimes?
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tmp
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POW! Right in the Kisser!
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Q. Is Erotasy Island™ going to have violence or death?
A. No! EI is a game about fun and gratification, where the scoring is based on a
positive and mutually satisfying interaction between players, not destructive violence. Oh dear. talk about taking "MMO grind" to a new level... and if that "scoring" is done by people involved then it's the best griefing tool ever. Who needs pvp to make adult men cry, just tell them how much they suck in the sack and give them score for whole world to see. |
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Strazos
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Wow, Egyptian motifs, chess, and sex....just what I've been looking for.  |
Fear the Backstab!
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Der Helm
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... t’s a massive multi-player online erotic dating game....
 I can't wait. |
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WindupAtheist
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How many people out there really want to play this sort of game?
...that aren't already playing Second Life, I mean.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Merusk
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How many people out there really want to play this sort of game?
...that aren't already playing Second Life, I mean.
Think of it like any other MMO migration. "Your servers suck, your program interface is asstastic and even the most realistic models you produce are shit. I'm headed over to Erotasy Island! They REALLY understand their customers." The only question is, what do you say instead of "Screw you guys, I'm going to xxx" since you're already screwing them. Castrate? Infect? Virginize? |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Tale
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EI EI Oh.
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Nebu
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I can't stop seeing this image when I read this thread title.  |
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Roac
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Their game sucks.
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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schild
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I can't stop seeing this image when I read this thread title. |
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Signe
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Don't make me report you to the moderator, Eric.
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WindupAtheist
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Yeah Schild, don't belittle the crotchless pants, you Bronx Indian. Or else Signe the lobsterback fog horn will give you what for. (I do so love the RSDB, but I don't know what ethnicity Signe is, so I made her British. I think she used to live in the UK, but I could be wrong. Sometimes I don't pay much attention.) |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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schild
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WindupAtheist
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HE'S BEHIND MY EYES AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING!
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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bhodi
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NO I'M NOT, NOT ANYMORE!
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Signe
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Anyway, back to the original topic. Fuck you.
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schild
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That thing really is just the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen.
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schild
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I'm not so sure your eyes be in teh right place, Scott.
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Murgos
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He's right. The left one is a bit wonky.
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Miasma
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I'm trying to figure out if it's a photoshop or if some sick deviant actually applied makeup to the baby to make it look so horrifying.
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Signe
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YOUR FACE IS WONKY TOO.
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