Funny how? You think I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

[stray]

Joe Pesci threatens Robbie Williams with a golf club

Joe Pesci threatened Robbie Williams with a golf club after his driveway was blocked in by some of Robbie's friends' cars.

Williams was left shocked after the 64-year-old Oscar winning actor came storming down his driveway, wielding a golf club shouting "Which one of you motherf***ers blocked my drive?"

According to the Mirror Williams and his friends - who were round his house to play their weekly football match - at first assumed that Pesci was joking. However, the seriousness of the soon became apparent.

One of his friends told the newspaper: "At first Rob stood their smirking when Pesci bounded over waving a club.

"But he quickly realised the seriousness of the situation and ordered his pals to move their cars. It was pretty terrifying in Goodfellas when Pesci's character flew off the handle. Imagine seeing it in real life.

"Robbie has never had any sort of dispute with his neighbours before and has now given his mates strict instructions to steer clear of Pesci's driveway."

[Ironwood]

Shame.  He should have taken a few swings.


I don't care how famous you are, get the fuck away from someone else's driveway.

[Tebonas]

Wrong headline. He threatened one of Robbies loser friends, not Robbie. If he bludgeoned him to death he could be replaced at very low cost.

[Signe]

It's hard to imagine the two of them being neighbours at all.  I mean... eww ... it's Robbie Williams. 

[HaemishM]

Who the fuck is Robbie Williams? Am I supposed to know him or care if he or one of his friends got pounded to paste by the Pesci?

[stray]

Obnoxious, seemingly narcisstic, kinda/sorta replacement for George Michael. Except not so peppy.

[Yegolev]

James Caan is reading this and shaking his head.

[Righ]

Robbie Williams was in one of those dreadful boy bands that has lots of big hits but sounds exactly the same as every other boy band (fucking horrible). I'm not sure which one, you could Google it. He's got a pretty good voice, and the fiendish sound makers at Abbey Road did a number on him when he first went solo. Kind of ended up sounding like a young Elton John fronting Oasis. For a fleeting moment, he might have been something, then he actually started to believe the press releases that he was in some way the major talent behind his sound, and made a series of monumental mistakes including splitting with the songwriter that the clever people at EMI had paired him with. EMI tried to repair everything, but presumably the original studio talents had buggered off, or they got lazy. Although I'd pay to see Joe Pesci smack the narcissistic little twat in the gob, if I were in Joe's shoes, I'd probably just put my house on the market.

[NiX]

Righ just about summer it all up. If you think otherwise of Robbie Williams, you need help. Help that only a 9I can fix.

[Signe]

Righ just about summer it all up. If you think otherwise of Robbie Williams, you need help. Help that only a 9I can fix.

Are you drunk?  Summer it all up?  Fix it with Oracle?  I'm confused!

[stray]

I fear for NiX. He has adopted both Paelos' monkey fetish, and Voodoolily's speech patterns.

[Paelos]

I fear for NiX. He has adopted both Paelos' monkey fetish, and Voodoolily's speech patterns.

It's not a fetish, it's a lifestyle you hateful human!

[NiX]

I don't know what happened there. I really don't. There's no excuse, though I will admit I've turned the lifestyle of monkey.

[Gutboy Barrelhouse]

I don't know what happened there. I really don't. There's no excuse, though I will admit I've turned the lifestyle of monkey.

The "lifestyle" of a monkey is mostly picking at it's butt and the butts of other monkeys from what I have see in a few visits to a zoo and watching some PBS animal shows.

[Paelos]

I don't know what happened there. I really don't. There's no excuse, though I will admit I've turned the lifestyle of monkey.

The "lifestyle" of a monkey is mostly picking at it's butt and the butts of other monkeys from what I have see in a few visits to a zoo and watching some PBS animal shows.

Nature shows are just propaganda. They only show you the sides of monkies they want you to see.

[stray]

But you ARE admitting to those habits despite that though, right?

[Paelos]

But you ARE admitting to those habits despite that though, right?

Grooming is not picking at each other's butts. Nature shows are about as "real" for documenting primate behavior as Reality TV is for documenting the human condition.

[Arnold]

A midget with a golf club would just make me laugh, especially if I were a soccer hooligan.

[Murgos]

They were playing a game of catch in Beverly Hills.  The words 'Soccer Hooligan' don't enter into the equation.