Fabricated
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Strazos
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See, that's what modern Christianity needs:
A hardcore church for the 21st century.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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schild
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Man, this church is just gonna save the fuck out of your soul. Heh. Good one. |
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Murgos
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If you manage to make it through that amazing intro you will find a midi tune of such quality that I believe it would even stand up to Girl From Ipanema.
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Der Helm
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That intro scared me ...  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Samwise
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XTREEEEEEEME CHURCH!  |
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Evil Elvis
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http://www.karateforchrist.net/My Christ drops roundhouse kicks. (I wish my google-fu was strong enough to find an image of those televangelists who would rip telephone books in half in Christ's Name)
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« Last Edit: April 15, 2007, 07:33:44 PM by Evil Elvis »
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schild
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The music on the New Birth site sounds like music from a hentai game.
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That's awesome. When does their FPS come out?
I envision a shotgun-crucifix combo weapon as seen in From Dusk Till Dawn!
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Fabricated
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The music on the New Birth site sounds like music from a hentai game.
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« Last Edit: April 15, 2007, 09:58:45 PM by Fabricated »
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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The music on the New Birth site sounds like music from a hentai game.
How would you know that? The same reason you would, wiseass. |
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OcellotJenkins
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That site was so intense, it locked up my firefox.  |
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FatuousTwat
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You should hire SharperFX.com for your website's intro too Schild!
Also locked up firefox for me :(.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Paelos
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And unshockingly enough, that church is in Georiga close to where I live. We do religion right, yall.  |
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Furiously
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I like that he has a first lady.
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HaemishM
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That site is Advancing the Kingdom of God, one epileptic seizure at a time.
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tazelbain
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Oh, I finally get it. Each Power Pastor has his own robot church. (not a church for robots) The 5 Power Pastors team up to form the Mega Church to fight giant aliens and the gays.
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Furiously
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I think they might be more hardcore then the army.
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Murgos
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That site is Advancing the Kingdom of God, one epileptic seizure at a time.
I'd say it's more like bringing people closer to god, one epileptic seizure at a time. It's the sack of Constantinople for the 21st century. |
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Yegolev
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And unshockingly enough, that church is in Georiga close to where I live. We do religion right, yall. Of course. Only a matter of time before they sell out the Dome and fuck my commute, like T. D. Jakes does. He's worse than a Falcons home game. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Der Helm
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I think they might be more hardcore then the army.
I think they are more dangerous! |
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Big Gulp
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As a lapsed Catholic I just can't take Protestants seriously. Church is supposed to be boring. It's supposed to be an intimidating big-ass building with a suffering dude on a cross reminding you of just how vile and treacherous you really are. An old man in funny clothes should be swinging around a giant brass censor filling the whole joint up with incense. You're then supposed to get in line and receive your tasteless wafer and tiny sip of bad wine.
You're also not supposed to actively save people (a guy at my work is way into "saving" people), go door to door, or any other bullshit. Your task is to punch your ticket, hope you're not bound for eternal torment, and breed a lot. Life isn't to be enjoyed, it's to be endured, goddamnit.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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http://www.sharperfx.com/They seem to be, eh...specializing in religious web sites. Some of them are actually pretty intense, as far as church sites go.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Llava
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Holy shit, that mime show looks too intimidating for me to attend. I'll just go to a nice, safe Cradle of Filth concert, thanks.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Paelos
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As a lapsed Catholic I just can't take Protestants seriously. Church is supposed to be boring. It's supposed to be an intimidating big-ass building with a suffering dude on a cross reminding you of just how vile and treacherous you really are. An old man in funny clothes should be swinging around a giant brass censor filling the whole joint up with incense. You're then supposed to get in line and receive your tasteless wafer and tiny sip of bad wine.
You're also not supposed to actively save people (a guy at my work is way into "saving" people), go door to door, or any other bullshit. Your task is to punch your ticket, hope you're not bound for eternal torment, and breed a lot. Life isn't to be enjoyed, it's to be endured, goddamnit.
I wish, the worst part is that they keep bringing in guitars to my church. Hey jerkass, you're not making Christianity better with your rock, you're making rock worse. I'm starting to believe I'm a Catholic trapped in a protestant upbringing. |
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Fabricated
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Yeah, I saw that. Those are some fucking hardcore mimes. |
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HaemishM
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Holy Fucking Crap on a Crap Cracker, I think I just shit myself. |
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Nebu
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K&K mime. That's like Chappelle quality material right there. I sent the link to a friend and he refused to believe it was real. He thought it was a joke from Something Awful.
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Roac
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Saving one soul at a time, though the power of ninja mime improv.
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Paelos
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Holy Fucking Crap on a Crap Cracker, I think I just shit myself. Un-freaking-real, dude. Who runs this crazy company? It's like they took religion to the Drag Racing strip. |
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Nebu
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Sunda Sunday Sunday (adds cheesy echo)
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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schild
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Holy Fucking Crap on a Crap Cracker, I think I just shit myself. Un-freaking-real, dude. Who runs this crazy company? Jesus? Oh, you meant the web design group. No clue. |
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Daeven
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Nope. I've got nothing. Mime Jesus Ninja Gymkata Superpowers win. |
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