Signe
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Fairy Godmother Tycoon
Climb the ranks of the Fairy Godmother’s operation in this unique, easy-to-play game featuring cheeky new takes on fairytale favorites. Set up shop in different villages across the land. Check the weather forecast each day to find out which curses will strike the peasant village. Buy supplies and upgrades to create magic potions, set your prices, manage your inventory and hire contractors to help move your product. Sell your potions at top dollars and put the competition out of business. Start building your empire in Fairy Godmother Tycoon today!
* 9 quirky villages.
* 2 gameplay modes.
* Fun storyline.  How can you resist? |
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Why would a fairy godmother need cash?
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Yeah, should be teeth. Or maybe Grubby Little Children Ripe for the Oven (GLCRO's).
Those are the fairy tales I remember.
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bhodi
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This game looks funny, signe's avatar is horrifying.
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Sky
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Wasn't that a Hank Williams Jr song? All My Fairy Friends Have Settled Down...
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Rasix
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This game looks funny, signe's avatar is horrifying.
Yah, time to see if Trippy can cook something up for individual avatar ignoring. That's something straight out of my nightmares.  |
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Furiously
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It's like a baby Ronald McDonald.
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Sky
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McBaby.
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Yoru
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Why would a fairy godmother need cash?
What would God need with a starship? |
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Signe
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I was trying to participate in the baby theme! I thought it was cute. Like a tiny Schild Pennywise.  |
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Why would a fairy godmother need cash? To leave under pillows. |
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Signe
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Why would a fairy godmother need cash? To leave under pillows. You are confusing fairy godmothers with the tooth fairy.  |
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Roac
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You are confusing fairy godmothers with the tooth fairy. They're just another department in the company. |
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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But can my fairy wear boots?
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Furiously
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what about hats?
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Xanthippe
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I actually bought this one. It's fun. It'd be more fun if I could play against other people instead of a dumb computer.
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Signe
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I actually bought this one. It's fun. It'd be more fun if I could play against other people instead of a dumb computer.
Do you play the ones where you find the stuff hidden in the pictures? I only play the demos but I bet it would be good fun for the kiddies. (err... and me, too, for some reason) Righ laughs at me.  |
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Yegolev
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Yeah, my son might like those, unless that's where you get all your avatars. Link?
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Signe
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Don't pick on my avatards. They are art. Anyway, HERE! There's a ton of games for kiddies and you might even enjoy some, yourself. When I was very young, someone gave me a book of hidden object puzzles and I'm still not over them. I find them relaxing. |
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Yegolev
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Those might work, for me and the boy... thanks.
There are plenty of art pieces I don't think my three-year-old is ready to gaze upon. One of those is McBaby. Maybe once he is able to take a shit while sitting down, we can think about showing him "Muscled Bunny Man".
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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What about Gorilla Girl? She's awesome splenda.
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Rasix
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What about Gorilla Girl? She's awesome.
Far from your worst. Still, something straight out of my nightmares. Whatever Christian hell has in store for me, I'm sure she'll be there. How about a nice metronome for an avatar? They're edgey. |
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Furiously
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I'd like to suggest socks....
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Xanthippe
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Cute Knight grabbed my attention. I wonder if my daughter would like to try this?
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Signe
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I bet she would. That Grimm's Hatchery looks fun, too.
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Signe
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If you're going to buy more than one, though, Big Fish Games does a club thingy where you get them really cheap. Like $6 - $10 instead of $20 depending on which play you buy. Maybe your place has that too. I don't know. I'm sleepy and the iguana is making me twitchy.
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Xanthippe
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Well, my first Cute Knight ended up as an Assistant Cook.
Cooking, cleaning and taking care of children. Wait a minute...
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Signe
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I HAD TO DO IT OVER BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND THE GODDAMN POTATO. DAMMIT.  |
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Wolf
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it's to the right of the column, below the bicycle, right next to the scissors. It's brown.
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Signe
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Thank you. I hate when I run out of hints.
It doesn't even look like a potato.
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I HAD TO DO IT OVER BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND THE GODDAMN POTATO. DAMMIT. You sure make this game sound fun, Signe. |
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Signe
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Oh, it was Abra Academy, one of those find the hidden object games. They give you an hour game time to play the demo so I'm always in a hurry. I find them relaxing until my time starts to run out then I freak.
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I hate timers.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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We're coming for you!  10..... 9..... 8.... 7.... 6.... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... |
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