Words

[Signe]

Word are really important today.  There are even words you can't say.  Today I learned a new word you can't say.  The H word.  So we have:

The N word.
The C word.
The B word.
The F word.
The MF word.
The GD word.
And now the H word.  Thank you Mr. Imus, whoever the bloody hell you are.  (there's probably more but words are hard)

Of course, the N word is the one you can't say the most.  Unless you are an N.  Even then, you have rules.  You can't just say, "YOU N!"  You have to phrase it properly.  "Yo.  My N.  Wazup?"  You have to also do the special, sekret arm and hand motions that accompany using the N word. 



Anyway, not long ago I received an invite to a budding rap artists myspace page.  (even though all I have is a log in and no actual page myself)  Somehow, I've been embraced by the N community.  Which is very, very nice, I must say!  All of his friends call each other N words and H words and MF words.  They have pictures of themselves flashing shiny gold teeth and using the special body language.  I'm thinking of accepting the offer because then I can say the N word in public.  Right?

PS  If you know the name of any super cool hip hop/rap artists who aren't white or British, please tell me.  I don't seem to know any.  Also... don't bother complaining.  I've already reported myself for this post via PM since you can't report your own crap.

[Rasix]

 

This will go well. 

[schild]

I stopped watching the TV before I learned what the H word was. Comeon, fill me in, I need something new.

Edit: Which C are you talking about? The friendly term for a Chinese person or What most women under the age of 21 turn out to be?

[Rasix]

[Signe]

I can say the C word because I've been embraced by that community.  Err... not in a pervy way.  I don't know the friendly term for a Chinese person!  I call them Chinese people! 

[schild]

You can't turn a Hoe into a house wife, Hoes don't act right. There's Hoe's on a mission and there's Hoe's on a crack pipe.

[voodoolily]

I thought cunt was the c word.

[Lantyssa]

I thought hoe's were generally in the garden or the shed.

There is also the D word.

[voodoolily]

In Portland those ladies already own the D word. LArgest population in the US per capita!

[Strazos]

You can't call a woman a hoe anymore? WTF

[Signe]

D word?  What?  What the F word is the D word?

[sinij]

This thread fails to deliver, jew nigger chink honkeys.

[Samwise]

Bulbous bouffant!

[Miasma]

Heh, that was on the Daily show a little while ago.

[bhodi]

That was on last week, IIRC -- one of the funniest shorts I saw recently.

[Lantyssa]

D word?  What?  What the F word is the D word?

Me.

[Strazos]

I thought it was Ironwood. 

[tazelbain]

My Hump.

[Strazos]

This shit's bananas.

[HaemishM]

Heh, that was on the Daily show a little while ago.

That was truly one of the funniest fucking shorts I'd ever seen. Larry Wilmore and John Oliver fucking rule.

Also, Imus getting suspended for 2 weeks for calling some tattoeed chicks on the LaCrosse team a bunch of nappy-headed hoe's. I can see where people would be offended, but /meh.

[Signe]

D word?  What?  What the F word is the D word?

Me.

Dorky?  Me too!

[Lantyssa]

That's why we love you!

[Yegolev]

I don't like threads that require me to think a lot.

[Lantyssa]

But you have a sparkly metallic brain.  You should love thinking!

[tazelbain]

Boondocks is going to get me into trouble someday.

But you'll have to pry motherfucker from my cold, dead hands.

[Bunk]

On a quasi-serious note, the word that my circle of friends is having trouble with is Gay. I'm in my mid thirties, and I have to admit, perceptions and attitudes have changed quite a bit since I was in highschool. Gay was, and still is, a very widely used term to mean anything undesirable. "That's totally gay."

Now normally I'm the last guy to give two shits about political correctness, but one of my best friends married a girl from the San Fran area and she moved up here with him. She was, to say the least, rather shocked at how often we used Gay as a derogatory word. It wasn't intentional - I don't have any close gay friends, but do have good relationships with friends of friends and coworkers that are openly gay. It's just a word that we've always used that way.

So, for the sake of friend, we are trying to stop. It's fucking hard. You don't realize how deeply words can get ingrained in to your speech patterns. It's gay.

[schild]

I can't think of a single word or piece of slang that offends me. Not even "dead-sea pedestrian."

[Merusk]

So, for the sake of friend, we are trying to stop. It's fucking hard. You don't realize how deeply words can get ingrained in to your speech patterns. It's gay.

Have kids. You learn REALLLY fast what your most popular "Oh I should stop saying that" words are when they start to talk.  Damn little mental sponges.

[schild]

Boondocks is going to get me into trouble someday.

But you'll have to pry motherfucker from my cold, dead hands.

You wanna fight, nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggah?

[bhodi]

I can't think of a single word or piece of slang that offends me. Not even "dead-sea pedestrian."

WTF does that mean?

[Paelos]

I can't think of a single word or piece of slang that offends me. Not even "dead-sea pedestrian."

WTF does that mean?

Jew? Possibly Salty Jew?

[bhodi]

what's with the pedestrian part? That's pretty obscure.

[Lantyssa]

Walking across it.  Moses and all.

[Paelos]

what's with the pedestrian part? That's pretty obscure.

40 years...desert...crack a freaking Bible once in a while, heathen.

[bhodi]

I thought you discarded that whole old testament thing when there was a new king in town.