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Ironwood
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on: April 02, 2007, 01:16:17 AM

Awesome.

Please to be not putting this in politics due to douchebaggary.

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Reply #1 on: April 02, 2007, 04:08:56 AM

That's pretty damn cool.   I wonder if it suffers from the same set-backs as cloning, though.

Ed: Fuck I should clarify that before it goes all political.  The set-backs of cloning being: the thing you clone is at the same genetic age as the original.  You don't get to clone a sheep and voila it's got a normal sheep lifespan.  It's lifespan is (normal sheep) - (age of original).
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Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 07:52:04 AM

Very cool.

On the cloning thing, the funniest thing I've seen in a while is the daily show cloned meat graphic, where you "Discard the 90% of horrible mutants" and they roll down a conveyor belt into a fiery pit.
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Reply #3 on: April 02, 2007, 08:05:19 AM

So by the time my heart's ready to give up on me, they'll be able to grow me a new one out of my bone marrow?  That's pretty splendid.
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Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 08:12:35 AM

I'm going to go get me up a double Whopper with cheese for lunch.
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Reply #5 on: April 02, 2007, 08:56:28 AM

Science is so amazing.

My tongue is bloody not making this political.  cry
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Reply #6 on: April 02, 2007, 08:58:47 AM

So by the time my heart's ready to give up on me, they'll be able to grow me a new one out of my bone marrow?  That's pretty splendid.

Clone upgrade 'Mu' will cost an additional $20,000.

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Reply #7 on: April 02, 2007, 09:00:16 AM

I've officially been blinded by Science.

Science!
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Reply #8 on: April 02, 2007, 09:01:21 AM

This shouldn't be a political issue, even in our crazy polarized times, because if I recall correctly the stem cells used were adult stem cells. If so, there's no ickiness to it, since you'd likely be using stem cells from the patient. The article didn't say if these were adult stem cells, but I thought I heard that on the news.

Either way, it kicks ass. Vat-grown organs 4tw.

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Reply #9 on: April 02, 2007, 09:03:06 AM

In other news, stocks in Baron Karza's Body Banks declined heavily.
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Reply #10 on: April 02, 2007, 09:03:29 AM

Micronauts references kick ass.

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Reply #11 on: April 02, 2007, 09:05:01 AM

I'd remind you that we made a Politics Thread out of monkeys.


As to the hearts, they need to hurry up if they're gonna save Scottish folk.  I'm almost 33.  I have 2 years left.

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Reply #12 on: April 02, 2007, 09:07:22 AM

But you will die having lived life to its deepfried booze-guzzling fullest. You can't ask for more than that.

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Reply #13 on: April 02, 2007, 10:03:25 AM

Mmm, Mars Bars....

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Reply #14 on: April 02, 2007, 11:42:10 AM

Cut cheese into 1 inch by 1 inch squares.
Wrap cheese in freshly mostly cooked bacon.
Batter bacon wrapped cheese.
Deep Fry.

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Reply #15 on: April 02, 2007, 12:25:35 PM

Cut cheese into 1 inch by 1 inch squares.
Wrap cheese in freshly mostly cooked bacon.
Batter bacon wrapped cheese.
Deep Fry.

What do you call that?  Deep Fried Heart Attack?

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Reply #16 on: April 02, 2007, 12:35:29 PM

I call it "The reason for stem cell research".

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Reply #17 on: April 02, 2007, 12:37:34 PM

As to the hearts, they need to hurry up if they're gonna save Scottish folk.  I'm almost 33.  I have 2 years left.

Stop deep-frying everything.  Really, a slice of bread is perfectly edible right out of the bag.

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Reply #18 on: April 02, 2007, 01:02:18 PM

This is a persistant and pervasive stereotype.

I blame the soft water myself.

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Reply #19 on: April 02, 2007, 01:25:28 PM

The soft water is why you have silly hair, too. 

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Reply #20 on: April 02, 2007, 01:37:33 PM

It's not a sterotype if I keep finding it on my plate.

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Reply #21 on: April 02, 2007, 05:07:20 PM

So by the time my heart's ready to give up on me, they'll be able to grow me a new one out of my bone marrow?  That's pretty splendid.

Clone upgrade 'Mu' will cost an additional $20,000.

Comedy.  :-D

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Reply #22 on: April 03, 2007, 06:49:06 AM

Upside: clones.
Downside: Obey the Computer.
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Reply #23 on: April 03, 2007, 07:56:45 AM

But the computer is your friend !

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Reply #24 on: April 03, 2007, 08:57:40 AM

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Reply #25 on: April 03, 2007, 08:58:33 AM

Google image searches can get "interesting."

Not sure how this image came up in the search for the one above:


But it's SPLENDID!
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Reply #26 on: April 03, 2007, 09:35:14 AM

 shocked

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Reply #27 on: April 03, 2007, 09:37:59 AM

Google image searches can get "interesting."

Not sure how this image came up in the search for the one above:


But it's SPLENDID!

WTF?!  Do I even want to know what you used as your search words to come up with that? 

I won't want to ever read that, and I'm a woman who's supposed to know about the subject.  *shudder*

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Reply #28 on: April 03, 2007, 09:57:01 AM

SPLOOSH!

Now I am faintly nauseous.

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Reply #29 on: April 03, 2007, 11:43:19 AM

Wait until Cheddar sees this.

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Reply #30 on: April 03, 2007, 12:22:46 PM

SPLOOSH!

Now I am faintly nauseous.

You are such a girl.  You complained about my vaginal secretion chart, too.  Sheesh. 

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Reply #31 on: April 03, 2007, 03:16:33 PM

SPLOOSH!

Now I am faintly nauseous.

You are such a girl.  You complained about my vaginal secretion chart, too.  Sheesh. 

Now now, girl parts just make Way feel icky.  I'm sure his wife must be putting something into his beverages to keep it that way so she can get some zzz's.

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Reply #32 on: April 03, 2007, 03:32:25 PM

I believe that I am very thankful for that red X right now.

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Reply #33 on: April 03, 2007, 03:41:56 PM

I believe that I am very thankful for that red X right now.

It's a larger version of Sky's new avatar.

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Reply #34 on: April 03, 2007, 04:19:51 PM

SPLOOSH!

Now I am faintly nauseous.

You are such a girl.  You complained about my vaginal secretion chart, too.  Sheesh. 

Now now, girl parts just make Way feel icky.  I'm sure his wife must be putting something into his beverages to keep it that way so she can get some zzz's.

Saltpeter enhances the flavor!

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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