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Topic: Shockeye's Useless News (Read 166528 times)
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Furiously
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Thats sorta funny - I've gained 30 lbs since I stopped smoking.
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Mortriden
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My God. That is just fucking horrible. Where is her upper body? FUCKING WHERE!
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It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos
Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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She has turned from simply being a bad actress to a complete waste of perfectly good human skin.
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WayAbvPar
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She has turned from simply being a bad actress to a complete waste of perfectly good human skin.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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Whoa.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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WHAT... THE... FUCK??!?!?!?!?! |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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The Hello Kitty Guide to Male Masturbation?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Trippy
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Where the heck do you find these things? |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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That one's old.
And it still gives me the willies. And not his willies.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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The thing is..
I don't think he AS Willies.
Unless they are...tucked under? The question is.. Under What?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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That one's old.
And it still gives me the willies. And not his willies.
I doubt Voodoolilly has seen it. I'm trying to speed her up to current. |
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WayAbvPar
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That one's old.
And it still gives me the willies. And not his willies.
I doubt Voodoolilly has seen it. I'm trying to speed her up to current. Do you have that kind of time???  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Is she filming "Studio 54 Part 2: Coke Whores in the Back Room?"
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Christ. That hair color looks terrible on her. Wasting away to nothing I can accept as possibly having been unintentional, but what would possess her to go blonde?
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schild
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What would possess her to do heroin between the toes. That's the real question, rite?
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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My god...
The only positive side to this picture is that she looks better here in this picture in comparison to others I've seen her in.
That being said, someone should have told her to dye her eyebrows to match the hair otherwise it doesn't work. And egads is the poor thing so skinny. I loved her when she was just a normal sized female.
Who the hell told her she had to lose weight? We should beat them.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Who the hell told her she had to lose weight? We should beat them.
Hollywood. Get your club and start driving west. |
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Paelos
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I loved her when she was just a normal sized female.
Who the hell told her she had to lose weight? We should beat them.
We miss her jugs too. |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Who the hell told her she had to lose weight? We should beat them.
Hollywood. Get your club and start driving west. If I grab my club and start driving west, I have a list of people to visit first. I would never make it to Hollywood. And she did have lovely breasts. We should send some kind of card of condolences. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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That guy on page two, getting his nipple pinched.. looks like someone...
Why can't I place who...
Oh, and why is everyone freaking bald?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I'd ask just how it is you find all of this useful news but the idea of an answer scares me.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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I'd ask just how it is you find all of this useful news but the idea of an answer scares me.
That one has been your Haemish's www link under his avatar for ages. I still don't know if he set it himself or if an admin played a joke on him. |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I'd ask just how it is you find all of this useful news but the idea of an answer scares me.
That one has been your Haemish's www link under his avatar for ages. I still don't know if he set it himself or if an admin played a joke on him. lol I didn't even notice that. Now I do. Now he's in trouble. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Ironwood
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F13. Promoting Marital Harmony. And Ass Sex.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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WayAbvPar
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F13. Promoting Marital Harmony. And Ass Sex.
Toh-may-toh. Toh-mah-toh. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I'd ask just how it is you find all of this useful news but the idea of an answer scares me.
That one has been your Haemish's www link under his avatar for ages. I still don't know if he set it himself or if an admin played a joke on him. lol I didn't even notice that. Now I do. Now he's in trouble. I always assumed that was schild's joke, and just never changed it. Because it's fucking funny. Little did I know... Remember, ladies. God wants you to swallow too. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I'd ask just how it is you find all of this useful news but the idea of an answer scares me.
That one has been your Haemish's www link under his avatar for ages. I still don't know if he set it himself or if an admin played a joke on him. lol I didn't even notice that. Now I do. Now he's in trouble. I always assumed that was schild's joke, and just never changed it. Because it's fucking funny. Little did I know... Remember, ladies. God wants you to swallow too. |
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Pococurante
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And Ass Sex. But only for Christians. Convert Biyatch! So that's why Three keeps, err coming up so much in the bible. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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