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Topic: Shockeye's Useless News (Read 166525 times)
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schild
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They're filled with bags of bongwater. Erh...  |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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One good thing about that picture....the placement of her hair...
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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She looks like some kind of water-inflated geisha. I finally see her sibling resemblance to Jack.
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I have never played WoW.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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All I can say is: Oh, honey. No. No, you didn't.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Ha! Now that Paris Hilton has kicked Nicole Richie to the curb, she hadda downgrade and start hangin' with Lindsay Lohan.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Whoa.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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An Ode to Vigo the CarpathianVigo the Carpathian
He's coming for you from out of time.
He's coming for you with a river of slime.
He was trapped in a painting, but just maybe
Vigo The Carpathian will steal your baby.
Because...He's Vigo!
The Carpathian.
He's the ultimate
Homo-Sapien.
Vigo's ultimate plan is to possess baby Oscar.
If Dana doesn't oblige, it surely will cost her.
Egon made Venkman get a stool sample.
But Vigo's power is far too ample.
Vigo the Cruel!
He was better than Zool.
Vigo the Despised!
He's giant-sized.
Vigo the Unholy!
More hardcore than Mick Foley.
On a mountain of skulls
In a castle of pain
And a throne of blood
The museum will never be the same.
Back in the day, Vigo lived to be 105.
By far the most evil Carpathian alive.
This powerful painting can put you under a trance.
It happened to Janosz, and also Ray Stantz.
Because...He's Vigo!
The Carpathian.
He's the ultimate
Homo-Sapien.
His master plan is to become a human.
This insidious plot got Peter Venkman fuming.
So the Ghostbusters showed up with lasers and goo.
Vigo was unprepared for the Statue of Liberty too.
He was Vigo!
The Carpathian.
He was the ultimate
Homo-Sapien.
Time is but a window.
Death is but a doorway.
Vigo shall return.
There will be slime in the subway.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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That's unreal...
They both use to have a little bit of...for lack of a better word, "meat" to them.
If they paint themselves white, they could very well blend into a few fences as they wait for a cocaine drop.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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She used to have big breasts. I am sad they are gone. She's Skeletor!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Pococurante
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Sheesh. It's like 1977 all over again. Where's Deborah Harry... . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Oh. Well at least there's hope for the latest "horse" skanks then. |
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schild
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That's the scariest picture I've ever seen. Worse than tubgirl. Worse than Goatse. Worse than that video of a guy getting high-heeled in the scrotum. Don't google any of that if you don't know what I'm talking about. They're called Hammertoes. Can't touch this indeed. |
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« Last Edit: May 13, 2005, 06:19:19 PM by schild »
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schild
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 Ok. Ignoring the hack job I did with photoshop in all of about 15 seconds, Mean Girls came out a little over a year ago. So lets say roughly 2 years since she looked like she does on the right up there. Now she looks like that ...thing on the left. Please note, she's lost so much weight, from that angle, Ms. Lohan's right leg completely disappears. Also, the breasts did this number - starting with the ones on the right (over the course of 2 years). C - D - C - B - and now "Cocaine Addled" I'm not sure that last bit qualifies as a size, but it's largely irrelavant. That girl will be dead by 45. It's a shame really, cuz she kicked fucking ass in Mean Girls and now she's just another skanky slut from Hollywood. Way to go, you stupid, young, walking glass of shit. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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I wish I could be famous, so I could show these kids how to not be retarded.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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He's a killer waiting to happen, mark my words.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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omfg. you bastard. I want it.
PALLADIUM!
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« Last Edit: June 04, 2005, 10:59:23 PM by schild »
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Check out the ingredient list. "Sperm of capodoglio (sperm whale)".  |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Hawt.
This could be the impetus for a number of practical jokes.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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I remember hearing of a kid that got named Fironia Vie (Furiously, do you remember?). I would Google up a link, but the hundreds of EQ-related links I would have to sift through might make me go on a shooting spree. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I remember hearing of a kid that got named Fironia Vie (Furiously, do you remember?). I would Google up a link, but the hundreds of EQ-related links I would have to sift through might make me go on a shooting spree. You heard about it here, like back in March or something. Seriously, why can't people just save that shit for dogs? Just because you're a catassy dork doesn't mean the children should should suffer. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Sorry, Lily, but I gotta use it...  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Honey, roflcopter is yours. Nay, everyone's. Share the roflcopter! Spread the joy that is roflcopter! Long Live Roflcopter!
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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You'd think I would know better than to blindly click on a link without reading its url by now, but no. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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You'd think you'd know better than to blindly click a link that says you need a cold shower.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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You'd think I would know better than to blindly click on a link without reading its url by now, but no. No, no. You don't have to thank me. Really. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I used to think she was a very healthy size, and a very good healthy role model for young women to aspire to but egads... That is just sad.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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schild
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Fuckin Lohan needs more Lohan in her diet.
The chick behind her has boobs bigger than Lohan's head.
...Of course, that's not very hard.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Goddamn. I guess smoking really does take 20 years off your life.
And apparently, 30 pounds.
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