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Reply #490 on: April 04, 2005, 10:05:51 AM

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good country music

Oxymoron.

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Reply #491 on: April 04, 2005, 10:13:56 AM

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good country music

Oxymoron.

Oh, The Jesus. How you crack me up so.




This will melt your face.

Edit: due to aforementioned media inadequacies at my place of employment, I have no idea whether or not the music is any good. But the vid is brill (go ahead, schild. Make some reference to Gene Hackman or old-man hair product).
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Reply #492 on: April 04, 2005, 10:24:17 AM

I like Country Music, just as long as it's by someone who's either been to prison, sings about being in prison, sings at prison, or wears all black. And if none of the above, I still may give it a chance if I can hear some good guitar playing.

I second that.

The only problem with that is it misses George Jones, I think. And one cannot dismiss George Jones when talking about good country music.

I've seen him wear black. And I think he's been locked up a few times (not prison, but jail) for driving around shitfaced and whatnot. Good enough for me.

Willie, Merle, and Waylon also apply.

edit: Jesus, I forgot Hank!
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Reply #493 on: April 07, 2005, 10:50:00 AM

You have all been bad and need to be punished.

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Reply #494 on: April 07, 2005, 10:57:15 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  cry

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Reply #495 on: April 07, 2005, 11:05:11 AM

That.....Is SO not cool.  angry
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Reply #496 on: April 07, 2005, 11:21:59 AM

IT BURNS LIKE VD!

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Reply #497 on: April 07, 2005, 11:25:17 AM

No, nevermind.

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Reply #498 on: April 07, 2005, 12:41:30 PM

Just what I needed to see- a fucking sword-wielding clown in a banana hammock. Guess I can skip meals the rest of the day.

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Reply #499 on: April 07, 2005, 12:42:43 PM

I love the glove he's wearing.

And the fact that it seems to have been taken at his place of business.
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Reply #500 on: April 07, 2005, 01:01:30 PM

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Reply #501 on: April 07, 2005, 01:02:38 PM

Genius

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Reply #502 on: April 07, 2005, 01:11:10 PM

My money is on Oscar Andres Rodriguez Maradiaga. JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE VOWELS.
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Reply #503 on: April 07, 2005, 01:21:44 PM

I'm going with Nicholas de Jesus Lopez Rodriguez because you never fuck with the Jesus.
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Reply #504 on: April 07, 2005, 01:40:30 PM

I'm going with Nicholas de Jesus Lopez Rodriguez because you never fuck with the Jesus.

But we're talking about the pope. Isn't getting a Jesus as your pope a little redundant?

Is it wrong to want to bet on the next pope? I'll have to consult Pete Rose for that answer.
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Reply #505 on: April 07, 2005, 02:15:48 PM

Just what I needed to see- a fucking sword-wielding clown in a banana hammock. Guess I can skip meals the rest of the day.

Has anyone watched the horrible home-made trailor for Thundercats? It is sheer hilarity. Hilarity, I tell you! I couldn't link right to it, but just click the jpeg to see it.

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Reply #506 on: April 07, 2005, 02:28:07 PM

Has anyone watched the horrible home-made trailor for Thundercats? It is sheer hilarity. Hilarity, I tell you! I couldn't link right to it, but just click the jpeg to see it.

OMFG
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Reply #507 on: April 07, 2005, 02:30:57 PM

Has anyone watched the horrible home-made trailor for Thundercats? It is sheer hilarity. Hilarity, I tell you! I couldn't link right to it, but just click the jpeg to see it.

That trailer looked better than this:

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Reply #508 on: April 07, 2005, 02:39:21 PM

Oh Jesus shit. Is that Thora Birch? What, not getting any work since Ghost World? Sorry, honey, YOU'LL NEVER BE AS CUTE AS SCARLET! It doesn't mean you need to throw your career away!


Edit: Okay, I just have to revisit this: why is Lion-o at his desk? Where the fuck do these people work? You remember all the Peter Pan dude pix, right?
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Reply #509 on: April 07, 2005, 02:42:00 PM

You didn't know about that movie? You should see it, just to get your daily pork intake from Jeremy Irons HAMMING IT UP.

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Reply #510 on: April 07, 2005, 02:44:16 PM

That movie doesn't exist in my world.

Only this does:

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Reply #511 on: April 07, 2005, 02:45:40 PM

Oh Jesus shit. Is that Thora Birch? What, not getting any work since Ghost World? Sorry, honey, YOU'LL NEVER BE AS CUTE AS SCARLET! It doesn't mean you need to throw your career away!


Edit: Okay, I just have to revisit this: why is Lion-o at his desk? Where the fuck do these people work? You remember all the Peter Pan dude pix, right?


OMG-Do you all see this? How seriously does Peter PAn take himself?

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Reply #512 on: April 07, 2005, 03:10:20 PM

We don't see it. Thank god for that.
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Reply #513 on: April 07, 2005, 03:14:16 PM

We don't see it. Thank god for that.

No, that's what I'm talking about - the motherfucker has a block on being able to hotlink his jpegs. Can you balee dat?

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Reply #514 on: April 07, 2005, 03:18:00 PM

No, that's what I'm talking about - the motherfucker has a block on being able to hotlink his jpegs. Can you balee dat?

Yea, cuz we have one on most of our directories.
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Reply #515 on: April 07, 2005, 03:29:44 PM

Ah. Oh, well. Still, how do these freaks have day jobs? That allow them to wear their shit to work?

On another note, y'know how Amityville Horror is s'post to be based on a true story? Creepy.

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Reply #516 on: April 07, 2005, 04:09:57 PM

The murders were real- all the haunting and spooky shit was a crock.

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Reply #517 on: April 08, 2005, 04:44:29 PM

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Reply #518 on: April 09, 2005, 03:48:31 PM

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Reply #519 on: April 10, 2005, 10:39:14 AM

Thats just sad. But it will never make a good song.

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Reply #520 on: April 11, 2005, 11:53:28 AM

Please, Hammer, you can hurt this one.

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Reply #521 on: April 12, 2005, 11:44:34 AM

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Reply #522 on: April 12, 2005, 12:27:29 PM

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Reply #523 on: April 12, 2005, 12:40:25 PM


Ho ho ho, you bastard. That's not safe for anyone except the people that posted in that thread.
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Reply #524 on: April 12, 2005, 12:41:37 PM

Oh come on. She was almost sorta kinda hottish a dozen years ago. In a trashy sort of half-blind viewer kind of a way.
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