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Signe
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I'm sure you geniuses are aware that BBspot is a parody/satire site. Schild? Is that you? |
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schild
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Nope. I barely have internet access today.
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Signe
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Oh, ok. You just told me not to be an 'avatard' yesterday and suddenly this character shows up with it for a name. I thought maybe you were having a bit of fun.
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Paelos
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Find him a new avatar, Signe. School him in your ways.
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Signe
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Find him a new avatar, Signe. School him in your ways. I actually like yours, Paelos. It suits you. I might dislike your politics but you are still a lovable little dancing monkey in my book. You are also a very kind man, I think. Maybe a monkey avatar will chill Avatard out a bit... I suggest this one:  It reminds me of him. |
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Avatard
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 Are we clear? Good. |
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Paelos
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Hmm, monkeys don't sedate him. Perhaps kittens?
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Avatard
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 Keep trying, jackasses. |
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Which once again proves my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff!  |
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Signe
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Oh! I love this game! :)  |
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I love me some me.
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Signe
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Bah! That might be an schild-like picture but he would NEVER flip off a kitten. I think you're JOE!  |
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Avatard
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Bah! That might be an schild-like picture but he would NEVER flip off a kitten. I think you're JOE!  |
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Signe
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Well, I don't have to worry then, do I, Sobelius? I obviously suck at being right. I would risk being rigid and all that other stuff you wibbled at me to be right! It would be so different. It's too soon for Joe to flip off Warcry, I think so:  ?  ? I'm out of guesses. It was fun, though! |
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Strazos
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Prom Princess or Porn Queen? http://www.nypost.com/style/39213.htmAny chicks who wear this to a prom are just BEGGING for some hot backseat limo action... Or some extremely awkward hotel fun. |
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Signe
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Obviously, it's on wrong way around. I'm sure she's dreadfully embarrassed by the attention.
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Porn Queen? What kind of lame-ass puritanical porn is that guy watching? Maybe if the dress came with an anal dildo and nipple clamps.
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Strazos
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They should call it the "Easy Access" Prom Dress.
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HaemishM
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I think if you "let" your daughter wear that to the prom, you shouldn't expect her to be in by curfew. You should also issue her a condom with it.
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Paelos
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I think if you "let" your daughter wear that to the prom, you shouldn't expect her to be in by curfew. You should also issue her a condom with it. And where would she hide this issued condom on that dress? Seriously, it looks like she has it on backwards. I'm all for revealing dresses on the red carpet, but on the 16-18 crowd it's out of line. When you're out of the house or supporting yourself, wear whatever the heck you want. |
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schild
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That dress is HAWT. Ok, well, not really. It reminds me of those skimpy swimsuits from the late 80s-early 90s where it was just a V shape that was attached to a g-string. Ewwwwww.
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Ironwood
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Bring back Kirk and they will come.
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Strazos
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I didn't even realize it got past Season 1.
That Blalock chick was prolly the only thing keeping the show alive, FTW.
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HaemishM
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Hot chick action worked wonders for Voyager, prolonging the life of that show a good 2-3 years past what it ever should have been.
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Paelos
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Yes 7 of 9 was a walking boner. No doubts there.
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Strazos
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Yes 7 of 9 was a walking boner. No doubts there. Ya, I think it says a lot when you can dress up someone like Jeri Ryan like a friggin' Borg and she can Still be teh hawtness. Btw, correct if I am wrong, but was 7 of 9 the only character in ST to Ever have high heels as a standard part of their outfit? |
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Margalis
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The sad part of that dress is, 9 out 10 girls that buy it will look awful in it. It's not flattering at all.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Strazos
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The sad part of that dress is, 9 out 10 girls that buy it will look awful in it. It's not flattering at all. and 9.5 / 10 of Those girls will out of the weight allowance of that dress, ugh. |
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Llava
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And 9.75 of 10 boobs being supported by that dress will be seen by the entire school population on the big night.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I sing better when everyone can see my ass.Conn. Bar to Hold 'Naked Karaoke' Contest
Wednesday, February 9, 2005
(02-09) 13:56 PST BERLIN, Conn. (AP) --
After a yearlong fight with the town, a bar is going ahead with a plan to have patrons belt out ballads in the buff. On Saturday night, the Berlin Station Cafe is scheduled to hold its controversial "Naked Karaoke" event.
The bar has been under fire ever since co-owner Marty St. Pierre put up a fake sign advertising the event as a joke more than a year ago. The establishment's neighbors called Town Hall to complain, and St. Pierre was told he could face fines or arrest if he operated the naked musical performance without a permit.
But St. Pierre's business partner David Koskoff, who is also an attorney, sued the town in March, claiming that the ordinance was illegal, and the owners won their lawsuit.
"Now we're just fulfilling," St. Pierre said. "It's a completely voluntary activity. It's not like I'm paying people to do karaoke with clothing optional."
St. Pierre said 120 people have signed up for "Naked Karaoke" on Saturday night, but he is unsure of how many people will actually show up and bare all.
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Paelos
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It's bad enough to be involved in Kareoke, it's a whole different ballgame when you have to endure fat naked chicks singing "I'm Every Woman"
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I guess having a kegger in the basement is so last century.Cops stop U-Haul, bust kegger in back
Associated Press
February 10, 2005
ROCK HILL, S.C. -- Police found more than they bargained for when they stopped a U-Haul truck with a burned-out taillight.
Instead of furniture in the back, police on Monday found a rolling keg party with about 20 people drinking whiskey and beer. Eleven people were charged with underage drinking.
``They all kind of froze and didn't know what to do, I guess,'' officer Robert Marshall said.
The partygoers told police they rented the truck for someone's 21st birthday party because the bars were closed. The moving party was traveling streets without a particular destination.
The truck's driver first told police he was hauling a couch for a friend, according to police reports. But Marshall said he became suspicious after hearing scratching noises in the back of the vehicle.
The truck's driver was charged with reckless driving because the people in the back could have been injured, police said. Officers allowed the partygoers to call for rides and no one was arrested.
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