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Reply #280 on: January 23, 2005, 11:06:09 PM

AFAIK, PWOT means "pointless waste of time."
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Reply #281 on: January 24, 2005, 01:31:15 AM

I disagree then :  It's never a pointless waste of time if it makes me laugh.

Well done sir.

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Reply #282 on: January 24, 2005, 11:32:05 AM

Finally taking  a break from the useless news, eh?  Now I need to find a new way to entertain myself in the mornings.  Fuck.
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Reply #283 on: January 24, 2005, 12:14:03 PM

I wasn't aware anyone actually read this thread. I figured all the page views were from my refresh script I run on this thread at night when I'm sleeping.
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Reply #284 on: January 24, 2005, 12:16:29 PM

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I wasn't aware anyone actually read this thread. I figured all the page views were from my refresh script I run on this thread at night when I'm sleeping.


Never underestimate the allure of the useless!

(I read it daily... usually good for a laugh or two)

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Reply #285 on: January 24, 2005, 12:34:35 PM

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"I would die to meet either one of them," Jessica says. "But not in a psycho way."


I couldn't help but crack up when I read that line. That's comedy gold.

I just keep picturing this lady dousing herself in gasoline, shouting "HEY BRAD, WATCH THIS" and then lighting herself ablaze. Or jumping off a high rise building. Or yelling that with several pounds of explosives around her, and then hitting the detonator. And all of them make me laugh.

I just can't come up with a way in which this lady could die as a means to meet Brad or Jennifer and not have it be psycho. But yknow what? I don't care...I just want this lady to die.

Bring the noise.
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Reply #286 on: January 24, 2005, 12:39:54 PM

I came across several useless stories this morning myself, since I didn't have you to find them for me.  I'm afraid it's turned into a psychotic obsession.  My appetite for useless news must be slaked.  I'd post them here, but didn't want to infringe.
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Reply #287 on: January 25, 2005, 01:36:14 AM

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AFAIK, PWOT means "pointless waste of time."


That is indeed correct sir. You don't, perchance, post there, do you?

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Reply #288 on: January 25, 2005, 01:42:18 AM

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That is indeed correct sir. You don't, perchance, post there, do you?


Nope, and haven't read anything there for a little over a year. Right now the only places I post are f13 and /.. I recently dropped my Suicide Girls sub, as I said in another thread, and I used to be a total farker. After I won a photoshop contest (with what I thought was a lame entry), I quit posting there because I'd won the game.
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Reply #289 on: January 25, 2005, 02:25:23 AM

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I quit posting there because I'd won the game.


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Reply #290 on: January 25, 2005, 03:03:20 AM

Oh shit, now I have to change my FAVORITE SUICIDEGIRLS entry.  Ok, which one of you girls has to go?

You forgot Kasia, though.
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Reply #291 on: January 25, 2005, 03:07:06 AM

I'm afraid sir, Stray is correct. This place needs more funny. And forum games you can win.

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Reply #292 on: January 25, 2005, 03:12:09 AM

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This place needs more funny.


Go for it.
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Reply #293 on: January 25, 2005, 05:32:22 AM

/me dances?

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Reply #294 on: January 25, 2005, 07:13:49 AM

I have a sneaking suspicion that it would be very funny to see you dance for real.
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Reply #295 on: January 25, 2005, 08:36:39 AM

If I had to pick a girl over it would probably be Snow. I don't generally bee-line straight for the eyes. But I do believe the phrase "you could fall into them" is quite accurate here.

Edit: I recognize that she in no way has the best body on SG, but neck-up she's more attractive than just about 99% of the other girls (at least in her first few photosets). Recently she's gone meh.
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Reply #296 on: January 25, 2005, 02:06:02 PM

It seems Harry Potter is dead.

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Harry Potter fans pay homage at graveside of British soldier in Israel

Tue Jan 25, 9:11 AM ET
   
JERUSALEM (AFP) - Fans of literary boy wizard Harry Potter have been beating a path to the tomb of a 19-year-old British soldier who is buried in a cemetery close to Tel Aviv.

Corporal Harry Potter, a member of the Royal Worcestershire regiment, was killed 66 years ago during fighting in the southern West Bank town of Hebron and was subsequently laid to rest in a cemetery in the town of Ramle.

"Every day tourists and visitors come wanting to see Harry's grave," the cemetery's custodian Ibrahim Huri told the Maariv daily on Tuesday.

"At first I didn't know why they were interested in this grave, but then I was told there were books and movies about him."

The local council has recently added the grave to the official tourist guide.

"There is great interest and curiosity over Harry's grave," Ramle deputy mayor said. "We want to make an historical investigation into the soldier killed in Hebron when he was only 19."
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Reply #297 on: January 25, 2005, 02:08:51 PM

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It seems the Smoking Gun has the goods on our favorite mom.

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Reply #298 on: January 25, 2005, 02:25:02 PM

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I have a sneaking suspicion that it would be very funny to see you dance for real.


Hey, don't mess with me man, i can cossack dance. That's right, i'm prone to furious bouts of hard, fast & sweaty knee kicking action.

But before you try and emulate my delightful russian ways, remember kids: always saftey d0nce... d0nce with a helmet!

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Reply #299 on: January 25, 2005, 02:55:26 PM

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Reply #300 on: January 25, 2005, 04:50:24 PM

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Quote from: The desk's site
care instructions
Wipe clean using a damp cloth and a mild cleaner.
Wipe dry with a clean cloth

Gross.
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Reply #301 on: January 25, 2005, 07:47:29 PM

The top shelf is for those giant boxes porn used to come in, am i rite?
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Reply #302 on: January 26, 2005, 06:55:09 AM

Ye Gods, I wish you'd left the MILF story alone and never posted that picture.

Those poor, poor children.

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Reply #303 on: January 26, 2005, 08:26:07 AM

Paige Davis has been sacked by TLC. Rumor has it that the channel was not happy that stories continue to circulate about a sex tape on the 'net, following public pictures (NSFW) of her stripping at a party.  From a channel that calls itself The Learning Channel, you would think that they would have learned from Paris how good this is for ratings.

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Reply #304 on: January 26, 2005, 09:25:39 AM

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Quote from: Stray


It seems the Smoking Gun has the goods on our favorite mom.



She's no Stifler's mom.

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Reply #305 on: January 26, 2005, 09:54:43 AM

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Paige Davis has been sacked by TLC. Rumor has it that the channel was not happy that stories continue to circulate about a sex tape on the 'net, following public pictures (NSFW) of her stripping at a party.  From a channel that calls itself The Learning Channel, you would think that they would have learned from Paris how good this is for ratings.


Good, she annoys me. Replace her with a chick with a bigger rack and possibly a sexy accent. I suggest Heidi Klum.

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Reply #306 on: January 26, 2005, 03:24:09 PM

A german accent is sexy ? Never noticed.

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Reply #307 on: January 26, 2005, 03:54:39 PM

No, but Heidi Klum's German accent is sexy.

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Reply #308 on: January 26, 2005, 10:26:39 PM

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Quote from: Stray


It seems the Smoking Gun has the goods on our favorite mom.



Ah, I now see why she had to get the kids hoped up on crack etc.....she's a man, I  tell ya, SHE'S a MAN, Baby!

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Good, she annoys me. Replace her with a chick with a bigger rack and possibly a sexy accent. I suggest Heidi Klum.


What ever happened to the original host chick? She was quite the looker. And by looker, I mean she had a nice rack, and by rack, I mean boobies.

EDIT: She wasn't on crack, the kids were.

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Reply #309 on: January 27, 2005, 01:49:27 PM

Man Hopes Episode III Doesn't Ruin His Childhood.  "What if the Jedi turn out to the bad guys? What if there really is no 'force?' It could alter my reality in an awful way."

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No one is certain what George Lucas might put in the final film. Rumors of a Jar Jar/ewok love scene and a musical scene involving Emperor Palpatine have fans of every generation on edge.

Gloria Wilkens from Lucasfilms said, "Mr. Lucas realizes how important the films are to millions of fans around the globe and appreciates their concerns. That is why he's taken even more control of Episode III than any of the other films."

"Nooooooooooooooo..." sobbed Hymer.
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Reply #310 on: January 27, 2005, 02:00:18 PM

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Man Hopes Episode III Doesn't Ruin His Childhood.  "What if the Jedi turn out to the bad guys? What if there really is no 'force?' It could alter my reality in an awful way."

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No one is certain what George Lucas might put in the final film. Rumors of a Jar Jar/ewok love scene and a musical scene involving Emperor Palpatine have fans of every generation on edge.

Gloria Wilkens from Lucasfilms said, "Mr. Lucas realizes how important the films are to millions of fans around the globe and appreciates their concerns. That is why he's taken even more control of Episode III than any of the other films."

"Nooooooooooooooo..." sobbed Hymer.


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Please make Episode 3 the worst plot twist ever concieved. This man needs a terrible childhood as having a happy one is not normal, and thus dangerous for him and those around him.
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Reply #311 on: January 27, 2005, 02:03:19 PM

If his childhood were really that great, it wouldn't hinge upon George Lucas's shoulders.

(He's doomed.)
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Reply #312 on: January 27, 2005, 02:03:54 PM

I'm sure you geniuses are aware that BBspot is a parody/satire site.

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Reply #313 on: January 27, 2005, 02:11:14 PM

OMG. Next thing you'll be telling me The Onion and SportsPickle are made up!

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Reply #314 on: January 27, 2005, 02:11:24 PM

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I'm sure you geniuses are aware that BBspot is a parody/satire site.

Settle down, noobler. You haven't been here long enough to be that condescending.

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