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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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She's the new host of E!'s Wild On, which is like those Girls Gone Wild videos except without the tits, an even more inane host, and serves as advertorial for CVB's of tourist traps around the world.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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« Last Edit: August 11, 2005, 04:40:48 PM by schild »
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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Wow. that might be the most evil post you've ever made. Grats, Ding! |
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Hmmm, yes that last one officially crossed a line i made up in my head.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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WayAbvPar
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Heh. I think I want one. Although I don't ever wear bracelets. Or a watch. Or anything else on my wrist.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I am left speechless.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Take a look at the new Subway-sponsored dieter! Looks like Jared's been given a run for his money.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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The first one looks like the younger sister on Roseanne. /shudder |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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You're right. I shouldn't have even responded to that nonsense about Rachel Ray. But jeez, guys, don't lower your standards just because you think the whole package is an endangered species! I'm not saying you do (or are), but just don't.
Speaking of Rachel Ray... The Grill Next Door
Folksy Rachael Ray whips up love—and loathing. |
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Yegolev
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Speaking of Rachel Ray...
... I'd hit it. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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I have a love/hate thing with her. Some of her recipes and quick meal ideas are actually pretty useful. However, her lexicon (see article) does get on my very last nerve most of the time. She seems like a pretty down to earth chick who would be easy to hang out with in a group of people. One on one she might get a little overwhelming.
Oh, and I would hit it too.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I third the hitting of that. Ray is making what she calls gnocchi with tomato and basil, though that's a highfalutin way of saying she's sauteing stale bread and smothering it in red sauce. Fucktard, that's not what gnocchi is. If you're going to cut her up, at least get the recipe right. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I have a love/hate thing with her. Some of her recipes and quick meal ideas are actually pretty useful. However, her lexicon (see article) does get on my very last nerve most of the time. She seems like a pretty down to earth chick who would be easy to hang out with in a group of people. One on one she might get a little overwhelming.
Oh, and I would hit it too.
I've said this to Poptart many times. She's very cute, but so goddamn perky, she's one of those women you just want to shag rotten until she can't talk anymore. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I just want to make her gag.
But in a good way.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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WayAbvPar
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I thnk that is a screenshot taken from the raptor camp in STV. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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The troll hugging the raptor tells me it was actually from the Barrens.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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AOFanboi
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The troll hugging the raptor tells me it was actually from the Barrens.
Looks too elven for a troll. Must be Wetlands. |
Current: Mario Kart DS, Nintendogs
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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If my parents had bought me that when I was little, I suspect I would have been too scared to sleep. That little fucker is like Chucky. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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If I had money to burn, I'd buy that thing just to smash it to pieces. Fucking ewoks.
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Shockeye
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Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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I expected more. Really. She looks better with clothes on. |
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