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Riggswolfe
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on: March 27, 2007, 02:12:49 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17816192/ That photo weirds me out. It's pretty damn even and very....hexagonal.

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Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 02:17:39 PM

ZOMG SATURN IS THE WELL OF SOULS!

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Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 02:20:23 PM

One of my early cynical thoughts when I first saw this was "I wonder if some techie at Nasa got bored and photoshopped this and is now scared to admit it?" That was blown by reading it was seen decades ago.

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Reply #3 on: March 27, 2007, 02:28:16 PM

I think it's very interesting.  In surface chemistry it's common to see metals align in hexagonal patterns, but that's on an atomic scale.  Something of this magnitude is pretty bizarre, particularly considering the composition of the gasses in the atmosphere.  I wonder if it speaks to the magnetic fields found at Saturn's poles and perhaps some excited state chemical species in the upper atmosphere?


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Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 02:44:56 PM

Could it be some weird bug in the imaging algorithms of the camera or something?

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Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 03:25:11 PM

I bet a passing sattelite accidentally dropped a hexagonal box of chocolates on the way to Pluto, and we're just now seeing the waves.

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Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 09:20:11 PM

I think it's very interesting.  In surface chemistry it's common to see metals align in hexagonal patterns, but that's on an atomic scale.  Something of this magnitude is pretty bizarre, particularly considering the composition of the gasses in the atmosphere.  I wonder if it speaks to the magnetic fields found at Saturn's poles and perhaps some excited state chemical species in the upper atmosphere?



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Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 09:24:21 PM

The adjective "Of Saturn" is "Saturnine".  I don't know if we'd call them "Saturnines", though.  But their food would be called Saturnine food.  Good to eat if you hate life.

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Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 09:26:07 PM

I think if I were God I'd screw with humans by putting a big middle finger formation on Mars. Saturn hexagons are bush league.

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Reply #9 on: March 27, 2007, 09:33:25 PM

If I were God, you fuckers would never get any rest.  There'd be a hundred-yard wide flaming duck floating over Times Square shitting clowns, and you'd be up to your waists in aardvarks that hiss and spit blood.  It would be wall-to-wall awesome.

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Reply #10 on: March 28, 2007, 06:18:36 AM

Obviously Saturn has been colonized by giant space bees.

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Reply #11 on: March 28, 2007, 08:31:55 AM

That's why the bees are dissappearing!

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Reply #12 on: March 28, 2007, 08:40:11 AM

I predict it is something simple like six vortices created by counter-rotating winds.

I vote for either Saturnites or the subtly comical Saturninites.

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Reply #13 on: March 28, 2007, 08:50:51 AM

I think it's very interesting.  In surface chemistry it's common to see metals align in hexagonal patterns, but that's on an atomic scale.  Something of this magnitude is pretty bizarre, particularly considering the composition of the gasses in the atmosphere.  I wonder if it speaks to the magnetic fields found at Saturn's poles and perhaps some excited state chemical species in the upper atmosphere?

I was thinking that it might be an effect of some long-standing giant storm (such as the great spot on Jupiter) causing a shock wave effect from atmospheric reflection. There are shock waves that transfer the energy from the wave front in a linear manner - if this is happening omnidirectionally from a point source, the linear wave fronts would presumably link geometrically - in this case into a hexagon. All bullshit from somebody who doesn't know enough science to do more than guess though. :)

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Reply #14 on: March 28, 2007, 12:18:51 PM

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Reply #15 on: March 28, 2007, 12:40:48 PM


I was thinking that it might be an effect of some long-standing giant storm (such as the great spot on Jupiter) causing a shock wave effect from atmospheric reflection. There are shock waves that transfer the energy from the wave front in a linear manner - if this is happening omnidirectionally from a point source, the linear wave fronts would presumably link geometrically - in this case into a hexagon. All bullshit from somebody who doesn't know enough science to do more than guess though. :)

Well, I think I read an article linked to that one that mentioned a giant storm somewhere on Saturn's south pole that looked like a human eye. Maybe it is causing it?

Here it is:

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/061109_monster_storm.html

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Reply #16 on: March 28, 2007, 01:10:44 PM

If I were God, you fuckers would never get any rest.  There'd be a hundred-yard wide flaming duck floating over Times Square shitting clowns, and you'd be up to your waists in aardvarks that hiss and spit blood.  It would be wall-to-wall awesome.

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Reply #17 on: March 29, 2007, 11:56:44 PM

Yeah, maybe the big-ass storm on the opposite side of the planet is swirling things around to the extent that the 'ripples' are all collecting up at the northern pole.

Or, perhaps the southern storm is a portal to Chaos and the planet is full of demons.  Won't know till we get there, I suppose.
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Reply #18 on: March 30, 2007, 05:26:56 AM

If it were to Chaos, it'd be an 8-pointed star, so that's clearly not the case.

It does remind me of the loading scrrens for Doom3 though, so maybe it's the portal to Hell.


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Reply #19 on: March 30, 2007, 06:10:37 AM

If it were to Chaos, it'd be an 8-pointed star, so that's clearly not the case.

It does remind me of the loading scrrens for Doom3 though, so maybe it's the portal to Hell.



Sweet. We sooo have a real life sci-fi horror movie building. I bet NASA is already suppressing images of what happened to the spacecraft after it took the pictures.

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Reply #20 on: March 30, 2007, 07:52:34 AM

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Reply #21 on: March 31, 2007, 06:23:09 AM

After reading this thread, all I can think is "Event Horizon."
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Reply #22 on: March 31, 2007, 08:44:26 AM

This is far cooler than a trashy movie which changes genres an hour and fifty in.

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Reply #23 on: March 31, 2007, 04:16:05 PM

Hexagon movie, Venus' vortex, and polygons in rotating fluid experiment article.

Some speculation (Benard-Maringoni convection) and Voyager images of the hexagon.
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Reply #24 on: April 01, 2007, 11:28:02 AM

Hexagon movie, Venus' vortex, and polygons in rotating fluid experiment article.

Fuck, that sounds filthy.

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