LC
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I didn't see any previous threads about this one: (Sorry I was wrong.) Kaos War will revolutionize the MMO genre, and bring the first true high action, massive, third person experience to millions around the world. Kaos War will also showcase SRI's proprietary, state of the art, rendering and game engine. Gamers will be awe-struck with the level of detail these bleeding edge technologies bring, as well as the never before seen performance of SRI's patented networking technology solutions. Meet Damon Grow: a part-time doorman and full-time CEO of a fledging game company. His mission: to beat World of Warcraft at its own game by creating the ultimate MMO. http://www.kaoswar.comSome videos chronicling the games's development: http://www.kaoswar.com/media.phpAt least these guys are more honest than the typical vaporware developers. I wonder if they really hold a patent on some kind of "networking technology". I don't have time to look it up right now though.
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Trippy
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Meet Damon Grow: a part-time doorman and full-time CEO of a fledging game company. His mission: to beat World of Warcraft at its own game by creating the ultimate MMO. I thought he lost his doorman job. Did he get it back?
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LC
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Odd it didn't show up when i searched. Consider this an "update" thread in that case. They have released a "demo" since the old thread.
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LC
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Meet Damon Grow: a part-time doorman and full-time CEO of a fledging game company. His mission: to beat World of Warcraft at its own game by creating the ultimate MMO. I thought he lost his doorman job. Did he get it back? I don't think so. I watched all ten videos and he was still unemployed in the last one.
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Signe
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I'm sure this game will be awesome splenda. We should donate. I plan to send them my collection of colourful Australian money. It's worth quite a few cents. No, really, we should donate. I'm sure it's not a scam. Mostly.
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Simond
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I wonder if they really hold a patent on some kind of "networking technology". Negative ping code!
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Llava
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It's spelled "Chaos".
"Kaos" isn't a word.
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Sunbury
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Wasn't Kaos the evil organization Agent 86 Maxwell Smart of "Get Smart" was always fighting against?
Dome of Silence FTW!
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Calantus
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colourful Australian money
Was that intentional or are we getting to you?
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Yoru
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"Kaos" is also a game played on Aussie university campuses. Red-blooded Americans call it "Assassin".
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fatboy
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Wasn't Kaos the evil organization Agent 86 Maxwell Smart of "Get Smart" was always fighting against?
Exactly...KAOS versus CONTROL.
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If you don't want to hear the answer -- don't ask the question.
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Signe
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colourful Australian money
Was that intentional or are we getting to you? By the time I get used to spelling in American again, it'll be time to move back to Britain. I take forever to adjust to everything. My spelling and vocabulary is always all buggered up.  Righ is much better at life than I am, thankfully. I rely on his steadfastness. (that would sound better if it were steadfast iness, wouldn't it?) You do have colourful money, though. Is it made from polyester?
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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Wasn't Kaos the evil organization Agent 86 Maxwell Smart of "Get Smart" was always fighting against?
Exactly...KAOS versus CONTROL. This thread needs even more "Get Smart" lore.
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Morat20
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"Kaos" is also a game played on Aussie university campuses. Red-blooded Americans call it "Assassin".
Is that where you draw names out of a hat, and get a target, and go shoot them with a nerf/water/paintball gun (depending on the campus rules)?
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Yup, yup.
These days, you may just get capped by a cop for playing though.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Yup, yup.
These days, you may just get capped by a cop for playing though.
Whoa, permadeath.
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hal
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Shoe phones!! Relevance at last. ( get smart reference)
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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
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Calantus
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colourful Australian money
Was that intentional or are we getting to you? By the time I get used to spelling in American again, it'll be time to move back to Britain. I take forever to adjust to everything. My spelling and vocabulary is always all buggered up.  Righ is much better at life than I am, thankfully. I rely on his steadfastness. (that would sound better if it were steadfast iness, wouldn't it?) You do have colourful money, though. Is it made from polyester? My memory of the ads they bombarded us with when they brought them out suggests that they are polymer, and it's right. As far as I can tell that's just a fancy word for plastic. It's pretty cool because it's really hard to destroy your money accidently by say falling in a puddle while walking home drunk, a common peril down here. And like you said it's very colourful, I'm quite partial to the yellow goodness of the $50 myself. The $10 would be nice too, but they always seem to be worn down when I get them. I never get fresh ones. 
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Shoe phones!! Relevance at last.
Sorry, not a shoe phone. I just wanted to kick you in the side of the head.
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Australian currency is a polymer ( details). US currency is composed of 25 percent linen and 75 percent cotton, or at least was. I don't think we've change yet though.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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Australian currency is a polymer ( details). US currency is composed of 25 percent linen and 75 percent cotton, or at least was. I don't think we've change yet though. They're cool looking banknotes, aren't they? They look splenda, they feel splenda and you can leave them in your pockets when you wash your clothes! And, like in Britain and other countries, they come in different sizes so the shops can't rip off blind people!
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They're cool looking banknotes, aren't they? They look splenda, they feel splenda and you can leave them in your pockets when you wash your clothes! And, like in Britain and other countries, they come in different sizes so the shops can't rip off blind people!
... But that adds excitement, and a sense of danger to their lives!
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oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer
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WindupAtheist
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Just add some braille bumps to each US note, rather than changing sizes and instantly obsoleting every cash register and ATM in the union.
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They're cool looking banknotes, aren't they? They look splenda, they feel splenda and you can leave them in your pockets when you wash your clothes! And, like in Britain and other countries, they come in different sizes so the shops can't rip off blind people!
... But that adds excitement, and a sense of danger to their lives! The US will not have easy-mode currency identification.
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'cause we're HARDCORE!
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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'cause we're HARDCORE!
 That's hardcore money right there. We don't need no fancy paper money! I love the looks people give you when you actually try to spend one of these things... or better yet, when someone gives you them as change.
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I love the looks people give you when you actually try to spend one of these things... or better yet, when someone gives you them as change.
Her Puritan garb shows too much neck. Children could see this coin. Blind children could feel her shame.
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oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer
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'cause we're HARDCORE!
 That's hardcore money right there. We don't need no fancy paper money! I love the looks people give you when you actually try to spend one of these things... or better yet, when someone gives you them as change.I still have a vast stockpile of these for when I want to go into a fast food place/gas station and get in a screaming match that I just gave them $5.00, not $1.25. They're getting harder and harder to find, but at this point I think I've collected enough to last until I reach the age where a 20 year old could take me in a fistfight if it came to that. Real life trolling FTW!
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I actually liked how the Euro only issues 1e and 2e as coins. I don't necessarily prefer it, but it's neat.
But the Dollar system is so ingrained here that it's practically pointless to try and change things. Remember the $2 bill?
Some kid tried to pay for a game the other day with s pile of cash that included about 4 of these. I had to use the counterfeit pen on all of them, just to make sure.
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Murgos
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Some kid tried to pay for a game the other day with s pile of cash that included about 4 of these. I had to use the counterfeit pen on all of them, just to make sure.
No one will ever counterfeit the 2 dollar bill. It's too much hassle for too little reward and they are way to rare to escape scrutiny. Some small brained mouth breather like you had the nerve to call the cops on me at a Supermarket for passing one of these that the bank had given me when I cashed a check a couple of years ago. The cop came in, looked at it and said, "You're fucking kidding right?" to the clerk and her manager turned around and walked out.
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Some kid tried to pay for a game the other day with s pile of cash that included about 4 of these. I had to use the counterfeit pen on all of them, just to make sure.
The cop came in, looked at it and said, "You're fucking kidding right?" to the clerk and her manager turned around and walked out. That's awesome. I have read stories where the cop didn't know about $2 bills either.
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'cause we're HARDCORE!
 That's hardcore money right there. We don't need no fancy paper money! I love the looks people give you when you actually try to spend one of these things... or better yet, when someone gives you them as change.What? A coin worth a shade over 50p? pfft. Real money:  $3.80.
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Signe
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Still, in a fight, I'd put my money on Susan. She's seemed very studly. I bet she could've kicked the Queen's arse without breaking a sweat.
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eldaec
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Still, in a fight, I'd put my money on Susan. She's seemed very studly. I bet she could've kicked the Queen's arse without breaking a sweat.
You'd put your money on Susan, but then a teeny gust of wind would blow it off and all over the damn place because you insist on using paper money for anything over fifty pence. Anyway, the Queen has superman style laser eyes, which she uses to keep errant colonials in line. But don't tell anyone, it's a big secret.
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