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Nevermore
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on: March 16, 2007, 01:18:57 PM

You too can find your own random beer name here!

Runner up: The Loch Ness Monster Formerly Known As Krusty's Flacid Tripel

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Reply #1 on: March 16, 2007, 01:46:59 PM

Awesome, I've been stuck on a name for the beer I'm entering in the Sam Adams longshot contest...

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Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 02:32:43 PM

Beazelbub's Golden Schadenfreude Old Ale

I'd buy it.

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Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 02:37:48 PM

Use this one: Yummy Sharks With Frickin Laser Beams Tied To Their Heads Brown Ale

or maybe: Famous Ninja Extra Special Bitter

Yes, I find this infinitely amusing.  Heart

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Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 02:38:19 PM

Golden Schadenfreude can just be interpreted in so many interesting ways...

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Reply #5 on: March 16, 2007, 04:21:58 PM

Better than your Grandma's Cookies Beer.
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Reply #6 on: March 16, 2007, 06:00:26 PM

Barney's Viscious Ewok Bock

Brown Turgid Butt Brown Ale


And Slack, I found your name:

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Reply #7 on: March 16, 2007, 07:02:54 PM

Black Non-Euclidean Schadenfreude Extra Special Bitter

How could a beer be non-Euclidean?  :-D

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Reply #8 on: March 16, 2007, 08:12:43 PM

Sneaky Mushroom Cloud Russian Imperial Stout.


It's a Cold War brew.

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Reply #9 on: March 16, 2007, 10:10:06 PM

Royal Yiffing Scoloplax Minor Pale Ale

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Reply #10 on: March 17, 2007, 08:58:16 AM

Santa and L. Ron Hubbard's Super Duper Extra Special Bitter

I always wondered what those two did in their spare time.

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Reply #11 on: March 17, 2007, 12:10:01 PM

Portentious Weasels Hefeweizen

I can see the label in my mind's eye and it's awesome.
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Reply #12 on: March 17, 2007, 12:17:28 PM

Not as cool as the label for...

Jacques Cousteau's Totally Radical Black Dragon American Light Lager

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Reply #13 on: March 18, 2007, 10:26:02 PM

The Smurf Formerly Known As Spiderman's Transgendered Pale Ale

It's dutch.
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