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Falconeer
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Where's Signe when you need her? Phylon has lots of first person frogs. With guns.
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WayAbvPar
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I thought the Nazis took all the guns away from the Frogs when they captured Paris.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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I'm not coordinated enough to do shooters. 
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Kail
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Okay, after reading that site, I learned three things:
1: Phylon is a greek word for "Tribes" 2: Phylon (the game, I mean) looks like a sci-fi FPS in which you fly around on jetpacks in huge outdoor battles, and 3: If I want to know anything else about the game, I get to wait in line for an hour to download their commercials.
Is this game really an MMO ripoff of Tribes? Or what?
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LC
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Actually it looks like a rehash of the MMORPG they bought ( Endless Ages) with stolen borrowed WoW battlegrounds. Even the screenshots look the same. PhylonRAPID REALITY’S LAUNCHES CLOSED BETA ON IGN FOR MMO FPS, PHYLON
COMMERCIAL RELEASE SET FOR APRIL 6, 2007
In anticipation of the April 6, 2007 release of its first MMOFPS, Rapid Reality Studios announces the launch of the Phylon Closed Beta. The Beta will run on IGN’s Fileplanet from March 7-21, 2007.
Promising to be an exciting and challenging game, Phylon combines the fast-paced action of an FPS with the persistence and depth of an MMO. Join players from around the world as part of the Blobic Imperium, the Amphibian resistance, or the Terran colonists in their struggle for control of the planet Anura. Crush your enemies in instanced battle arenas, including Deathmatch and Domination. Advance in skill and unlock access to hundreds of unique items, including jet packs, energy shields, and weapons. Endless AgesIt is being called the first MMORTFPSRPG. For those of you who like to know what we're talking about that's Massively Multiplayer Online Real Time First Person Shooter Roleplaying Game. Combining the action and pace of a first person shooter, with the advancement and the shear addictive power of a roleplaying game, all set in the immersive world of a massively multiplayer environment gives Endless Ages a significant edge, even if the abbreviation is a little cumbersome.
The game is set in a sort of afterlife where three races -- humans, amphibians and blobics -- go after they die. In this afterlife death is of little consequence; once you die you instantly re-spawn to fight again. While the story isn't heavily emphasized it's an interesting way to explain the coexistence of such different species together as well as the rationale behind resurrecting dead characters.
In this world the greatest minds of the world before have brought with them the technology and information they acquired in their previous life. This means that weapons and vehicles such as jetpacks are in ample supply for anyone with enough cash. Not to be outdone by science and engineering, the more arcane powers are present as well, with the human females wielding magic and amphibians exerting mind control over the local wildlife to fight for them. Endless Ages has really tried to combine everything in this game, offering something to everyone.
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« Last Edit: March 09, 2007, 09:47:14 PM by LC »
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schild
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MMORTFPSRPG.
Good god.
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Trippy
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Have there been any FPSes that haven't been real-time (ignoring temporary "bullet-time" effects and stuff)?
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angry.bob
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Companies that host their files on Fileplanet suck fucking shit.
In addition to frogs it appears you can play as some sort of anime girl or something. I'd know for sure but I would have had to download something from fileplanet, which sucks fucking shit.
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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HaemishM
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Endless Ages? Somebody bought that? Fuck me, that game was occular rape at its shit shit shittiest.
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Jayce
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It sounds remarkably like Planetside, but with instanced battlegrounds. And frogs.
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Witty banter not included.
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LC
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Surlyboi
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Acerbic
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URL REMOVED I"m real impressed with this site already too  Asshat editing my posts...how lame can you get? Goodbye. - Schild
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« Last Edit: March 14, 2007, 09:59:53 PM by schild »
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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WayAbvPar
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URL REMOVED I"m real impressed with this site already too  Asshat editing my posts...how lame can you get? Goodbye. - Schild Heh.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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You are the queen of emoticons.
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Nonentity
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I downloaded this game, installed it, played it for about 5 minutes before realizing it was absolutely and completely terrible, and removed it.
The interface is clunky, the world is poorly put together, and the feedback you receive as a player whether you're attacking something or not (or attacking you) is awful.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge. [20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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