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Shockeye
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Ok boys and girls, especially girls, it's time to get you some edumacation. Are you Butch or Femme?Dear Chica Confusada,
"Butch" refers to a masculine female who desires other females. "Femme" refers to a feminine female who desires other females. I don't know what a soft butch is, as I confessed a while ago, and no-one's come forward to help me with that yet. I've never heard anyone use the term "soft femme," thank goodness.
It's easy to find out if you're a butch or a femme! Just take this simple quiz.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
1. three
2. 50
Your friend just got a haircut. You say:
1. "Haircut, huh?"
2. "Your hair looks fabulous! I love the way it frames your face. Who did it? Mr. Tommy? Oh, he's good, but I stopped going to him after he broke up with Karl, because I just think Karl is so sweet and I hate to seem him hurt. Do you think I should cut my hair?"
Your house is on fire. The first thing you grab is your:
1. fire extinguisher
2. satin negligee. There might be some butch firefighters on their way over!
Do you look more like:
1. Queen Latifah's character in Set It Off
2. her girlfriend
Gas station attendants and small children call you:
1. Sir
2. Ma'am
If you answered #1 to these questions, you are a butch. If you answered #2, you are a femme. Congratulations!
Or maybe you're not a butch OR a femme. It really isn't necessary to choose, you know, when there are so many ways to identify yourself. Just don't use the terms "butchy femme" or "femmey butch," because then I will have to come over and slap you with my vintage beaded gloves.
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SirBruce
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People don't already know these terms?
I should say that femme can also be applied to men, which would indicate they are quite "girly", although not necessarily "swishy" ala Carson. Also these terms can be applie to look as well as personality, so you can have a femme lesbian with a "butch" face/haircut, or a very straight and normal male who "looks femme".
Bruce
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HaemishM
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I just thought gays referred to themselves as the pitcher and catcher.
Jesus, no good can come of this thread.
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schild
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I just thought gays referred to themselves as the pitcher and catcher. Have you (or anyone) ever seen the one-off Ren & Stimpy episode that was done for SpikeTV? They played pitcher and catcher at the end of the episode. It was fucking sick. Anyway... Yea, this thread sucks. I think all of like 9 girls post on f13. I think all of 0 will answer the stuff in the first post....unless Signe shows up. |
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daveNYC
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I think all of like 9 girls post on f13. You've got to be shitting me. That many? Anyway, I like to think that I don't need to take a quiz in order to stereotype people. |
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You've got to be shitting me. That many? I can think of 4 or 5 without breaking a sweat, so there MAY be well into double digits! <gasp> =P |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Ok, since some of you can't appreciate the socially enlightening aspects of this thread, how about I go to the lowest common denominator: boobies! Silicon or Not? |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Ok, since some of you can't appreciate the socially enlightening aspects of this thread, how about I go to the lowest common denominator: boobies! Silicon or Not?( . Y . ) Not! |
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Murgos
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I got a 16. Most of the one I missed I coulda gone either way on except #14. I thought there was no way those could be real.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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SirBruce
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I thought it was a pretty lame quiz; I mean they were all pretty obviously. Small and/or droopy = real, Big = fake. Most of the fake ones had the silver dollar-sized areolae, too.
Bruce
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Margalis
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Overly round = fake. Real breasts are not round.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Paelos
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I find it amusing that anybody on this site has actually seen real breasts
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Alkiera
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I find it amusing that anybody on this site has actually seen real breasts I dunno, lots of people here mention or reference their wives, husbands, girlfriends, etc. While there are those here whose basement computer rooms likely match that picture someone posted recently, with the 3 foot pile of coke bottles, etc... a large part of the MMOG discussion lately has been 'Can an MMOG be designed to allow me to have a life outside the MMOG?' People have lives outside of MMOGs here. -- Alkiera |
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Welcome to the internet. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used as evidence against you in a character assassination on Slashdot.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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The irony being that the jab comes from the self proclaimed "virgin by choice".
It seems like quite a few of us here are actually married. This means we really can't go a day without seeing breasts whether we want to or not.
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stray
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I find it amusing that anybody on this site has actually seen real breasts Well, one of the reasons I read the posts here and at Corp is that these sites aren't fully comprised of typical antisocial geeks (At least as far as game enthusiasts go). More than half of the posters seem pretty cultured and outgoing to me. Maybe a few dorks here and there, but I don't see why even these guys should have a hard time getting laid. |
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Paelos
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Alright panty bunchers, it was a stereotypical joke, no need to defend yourselves with logic. Besides, Rasix is right, what do I know.
Long memories on you people.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Rate-A-VirginNow accepting applications for:
September's VIRGIN OF THE MONTH
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Paelos
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I should send in my app just for the T-Shirt
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I find it amusing that anybody on this site has actually seen real breasts Some of us are married. EDIT: And we ALL have the Internet. |
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plangent
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20/20
I am the man.
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Homo sum. Humani nil a me alienum puto.
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schild
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Yes, of all the young femme celebrities - she was in the most dire need of some decent boobies. Btw, your link doesn't work. |
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Dark Vengeance
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Maybe a few dorks here and there, but I don't see why even these guys should have a hard time getting laid. In other words, stray falls directly into the category we like to call "optimists". Bring the noise. Cheers............ |
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