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Cheddar
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on: March 03, 2007, 09:30:34 PM

F13 has been boring for a month or so.  I copied this quote from IRC and figured you coulds could revive things.  Uhhhh, so what topic can we start to get things interesting?

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #1 on: March 03, 2007, 10:00:29 PM

Your avatar is a porn star.

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Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 11:20:50 PM

Your avatar is a porn star.

Doesn't matter. I still approve.
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Reply #3 on: March 03, 2007, 11:23:30 PM

Well, she's in porn to be sure, but I'd hardly call her a "star."

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Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 11:32:57 PM

Is it wrong that we all know who she is?
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Reply #5 on: March 03, 2007, 11:59:27 PM

It's more wrong that I have no idea who she is....


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Reply #6 on: March 04, 2007, 12:01:44 AM

I always did like a woman with glasses.  And, welll, never mind.

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Reply #7 on: March 04, 2007, 03:20:15 AM

I guess I can upload pictures tomorrow night of what sex made out of metal looks like.
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Reply #8 on: March 04, 2007, 03:36:10 AM

It's more wrong that I have no idea who she is....



Nor me.  Not sure I want to know tho.  Nice Rack, ugly as fuck.  If I wanted that, I'd go to work.

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Reply #9 on: March 04, 2007, 09:22:31 AM

I was thinking the exact opposite.  Kinda cute, but the breast job is a complete turn-off..

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Reply #10 on: March 04, 2007, 09:25:41 AM

Yeah, but you're from Venus.

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Reply #11 on: March 04, 2007, 11:20:56 AM

My personal interpretation...

Metal sex.

too many edits.  teh interweb doesn't like me today :(
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Reply #12 on: March 04, 2007, 11:31:06 AM

I was thinking the exact opposite.  Kinda cute, but the breast job is a complete turn-off..

Believe it or not, the breasts are natural.
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Reply #13 on: March 04, 2007, 02:16:02 PM

She's in porn all over the place.  Counts as porn star.

And yeah, real boobs.

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Reply #14 on: March 04, 2007, 04:42:56 PM

It's more wrong that I have no idea who she is....



Nor me.  Not sure I want to know tho.  Nice Rack, ugly as fuck.  If I wanted that, I'd go to work.


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Reply #15 on: March 04, 2007, 05:35:48 PM

I guess it's the choice of bras that made me think that then.

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Reply #16 on: March 05, 2007, 09:15:56 AM

She's definitely touted as being a "Big Natural." So yeah, real stuff, mediocre face when you can look that high.

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Reply #17 on: March 05, 2007, 03:30:54 PM

I guess it's the choice of bras that made me think that then.

I agree, it adds that bit of crease near the top you get from implants.  I don't know who she is, but I'd appreciate a name so I can do a text search on the news group.

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Reply #18 on: March 05, 2007, 05:56:08 PM

I guess it's the choice of bras that made me think that then.

I agree, it adds that bit of crease near the top you get from implants.  I don't know who she is, but I'd appreciate a name so I can do a text search on the news group.

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Reply #19 on: March 05, 2007, 06:56:50 PM

I guess it's the choice of bras that made me think that then.

I agree, it adds that bit of crease near the top you get from implants.  I don't know who she is, but I'd appreciate a name so I can do a text search on the news group.

Just for the articles, right?

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Reply #20 on: March 05, 2007, 07:24:16 PM

Also "Becky" on FTV girls, which is based here in Arizona, owned by a friend of a friend.

No, I haven't used the hookup.  No, I don't plan to.  No, I don't think it would work.

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Reply #21 on: March 05, 2007, 07:46:09 PM

It's almost creepy that you would have such information at hand...

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Reply #22 on: March 05, 2007, 07:52:53 PM

Welcome to the internet. It has lots of stuff.
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Reply #23 on: March 05, 2007, 08:00:36 PM

It's almost creepy that you would have such information at hand...

At one hand anyway.  The other one is usually occupied when doing this kind of research.
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Reply #24 on: March 06, 2007, 08:09:34 AM

<shrug>  Guy was talking about net porn and mentioned FTV Girls and how he knows the owner.

In my voyages across the seven internets, I've come across the site's preview a few times.

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Reply #25 on: March 06, 2007, 09:46:22 AM

FTV is pretty prominent if you go looking for free pr0n. I've stumbled across it a few times during intensive research sabbaticals.

Cheddar
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Reply #26 on: March 06, 2007, 04:36:07 PM

I have found what it is.  I present to you my new toy:


No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #27 on: March 06, 2007, 05:36:15 PM

I was so pissed that I didn't have any suitable images in my stash of anime-related avatar images for other forums where I change avatars weekly, there are enough robot-girls in various shows I've watched you would think I'd have something...

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Reply #28 on: March 07, 2007, 12:53:15 AM



That's my new Taito Egret II, with the monitor panel down.



Here is is with the monitor panel open. On each corner of the monitor is a bolt I can remove, after which the monitor glides to the right into Tate position for shooters. It's pretty freaking magnificent. If only I could afford shooters after getting the cab.



Closeup of the control panel.



Inside of the control panel. Amazing how clean it is considering the age of the unit.



Glamour shot of the control panel.



Yen slot. While working, we obviously did not go get a big bag of 100Y coins. Though, eventually, it wouldn't shock me if we got drunk one day and decided this was a "swell idea."



Glamour shot of Samurai Showdown II. The monitor has absolutely no burn in, and is crisp as can be. Also, it's 29 inches.

And finally, for Velorath and the rest of the comic book fans. If you didn't know, candy cabinets in Japan - especially ones that house Taito, SNK, and Capcom stuff (competitive games), have a glass slot, behind which you put a crib sheet for controls, moves, and character descriptions. While I have one of these for SVC Chaos, it just didn't make sense to use since I can put anything in it. As such, we felt this was appropriate.



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And for those of you wondering, yes, the cabs will play heavily into my piece on replayability and lack thereof in console games.
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Reply #29 on: March 07, 2007, 07:43:33 AM

It's more wrong that I have no idea who she is....



Nor me.  Not sure I want to know tho.  Nice Rack, ugly as fuck.  If I wanted that, I'd go to work.


If that is what ugly women look like in Scotland, then please send them all over here. :)

Ok, I thought it might just be Cheddars pic (what with what looks like a massive fucking cold sore on her lip) so I did a wee Google image search on the lass.

You would pass her in the street.  She's fucking plain.  The only reason the lizard bit of your brain gives a fuck is because she gets her tits out and looks like a filthy wee tart that'd do the business.

Which is fine.

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Reply #30 on: March 07, 2007, 07:52:20 AM

If you type her name into google and go to her website it has links at the bottom to other women who are I'm guessing in the same company. Some of them have breasts that are grotesquely large and out of proportion to their bodies.

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Reply #31 on: March 07, 2007, 07:53:40 AM

I can't figure out how you feel about that.
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Probably with both hands.

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Reply #32 on: March 07, 2007, 08:07:12 AM

Like Marconi working both radio dials, my son.

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Reply #33 on: March 08, 2007, 09:30:50 AM

Most girls with huge real boobs who get involved in porn aren't that gorgeous in the face area.

In other news, most monkeys trained in ninjutsu don't also turn to a life of piracy.  At best, it's very rare.

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Reply #34 on: March 08, 2007, 12:06:29 PM

Schild, can you further explain the "sliding monitor" thing? I don't even see anywhere for that monitor to slide 'to the right'. Why would you even need to move it for a shooter anyway?

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