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Topic: I'm not coming down from this pole...oh look boobies! (Read 4193 times)
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Trippy
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Topless wife photo ends man's pole protestFri Mar 2, 9:24 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife -- who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box. Fred Gregor, 45, was bidding to have his 15-month conviction for fraud overturned by squatting in his tiny cubicle atop a converted television mast. He told Reuters in a telephone interview last week that he wanted a new trial. His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough.
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Signe
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Trippy
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I'm allergic to cat salvia. Sticking all the fur in my mouth may cause my throat to swell shut.
Edit: actually there's probably not a whole lot of dried cat salvia on the cat's head so that actually might be possible for me.
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« Last Edit: March 02, 2007, 07:53:28 PM by Trippy »
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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He's 45.
She's 25.
They have 5 kids.
To get out of a jail term, he uses the natural defense strategy of your average pigeon.
Smart people will soon be a thing of the past.
(For anyone who listens to Adam Carolla, by the way, this would be a great Florida or Germany submission. I totally would've guessed Florida.)
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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The guy doesn't want to go to prison... so he goes to live in a tiny box instead?
Hello, McFly! *thump*
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Merusk
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He's 45.
She's 25.
They have 5 kids.
To get out of a jail term, he uses the natural defense strategy of your average pigeon.
Smart people will soon be a thing of the past.
(For anyone who listens to Adam Carolla, by the way, this would be a great Florida or Germany submission. I totally would've guessed Florida.)
Nature always finds ways to thin overpopulated species. Apparently 'stupidity' is going to be ours, since plague famine and pestilince haven't worked so far. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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The people writing the Darwin Awards are going to have their hands full.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Evangolis
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Actually, having five kids pretty well disqualifies these folks. Evolution is about survival of the reproductively fittest. Evolution doesn't care if you are smart, only if you are a grandparent. It doesn't matter how shiny your genes are, only that you got copies made.
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"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Right, but when 4 of those kids die in drunk driving accidents that they caused, and the last one dies bungee jumping from a highway overpass, you'll see my point.
Smart people will soon be a thing of the past, and Merusk is probably right in saying that stupid people breeding is probably how our population will thin down.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Evangolis
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They only need to knock up a drunk 13 year old before they die to carry on the family. Fuck early, fuck often, it's nature's way!
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"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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Der Helm
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Fuck early, fuck often, it's nature's way!
Now, he tells me ...  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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They only need to knock up a drunk 13 year old before they die to carry on the family. Fuck early, fuck often, it's nature's way!
True. God damnit. Idiocracy just continues to ring truer and truer. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Evangolis
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Fuck early, fuck often, it's nature's way!
Now, he tells me ... Yeah, things I wish I'd known when I was young and dumb... |
"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Fucking Yahoo News. They didn't even show the aforementioned photo.
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Furiously
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The guy doesn't want to go to prison... so he goes to live in a tiny box instead?
Hello, McFly! *thump*
He probably didn't get raped in the tiny box there. |
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Krakrok
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More wonderful news from Germany! Link |
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Samwise
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The guy doesn't want to go to prison... so he goes to live in a tiny box instead?
Hello, McFly! *thump*
He probably didn't get raped in the tiny box there. Point. OTOH, do they send you to pound-me-in-the-ass-prison for fraud? I thought white collar criminals usually got nicer accomodations. Or is that just in the US? |
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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I would imagine that well educated criminals are more likely to engage in sodomy than the supposed thugs, to be honest. There are no nice prisons. Just vindictive wankers who spend their time complaining about any form of punishment being too nice.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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