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Topic: Hungry for a hotdog? (Read 10927 times)
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schild
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David is one of the guys that works with me. Yes, people are buying his hotdogs. Yes, he is shipping food.
Burgerz on the other hand is going to get a fistful of poison. The chemical type, not the band.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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There's no limit to what people will buy on the Internet.
This is brilliant.
I think I'm going to start a site and sell dust from my house. Individual specks of dust, only $0.10 each + $6 shipping.
Given that most dust is composed of shedded skin cells, you could own a Piece of Llava for less than the cost of a Subway Sandwich!
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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This thread had a very high payoff-to-posts ratio. Started off like any spammer, but the humor was delectable. I give this thread eleven thumbs up.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Is one of those fingers a net-ordered hotdog?
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sinij
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This thread has the potential to be truly epic.
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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sinij
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*warning: fries, cheese, and onions are not included. just the hot dog.
actually eating hot dog after it arrives could make you really sick or cause death. do not eat. Pork Roll express? If you ship express in a styrofoam container with cool packs and meat is vacuum sealed there is no reason it won't be safe to eat., least processed meat like hot dog. Amature. |
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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mr.burgerz
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This thread had a very high payoff-to-posts ratio. Started off like any spammer, but the humor was delectable. I give this thread eleven thumbs up.
Well I, mr.burgerz, thanks you Yegolev but seeing as how I'll officially never be allowed to post here again I'd take this time once more pimp these lovely dogs with their fine quality of meat and lushious array of condiments so if you are hungry visit us at www.dollarhotdogs.com !!!! |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Oh, yes, your reign of hotdoggy terror is over, no doubt about that. It was very funny for the whole minute it took for me to read it all the way to the funny part, but the joke was complete on page one.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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mr. burgerz is sitting next to me. Don't worry, his end won't be painful.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The question does remain...why is a guy selling hotdogs named mr burgerz?
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Nebu
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The question does remain...why is a guy selling hotdogs named mr burgerz?
It's an advertising hook carefully designed to annoy you into remembering his business. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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mr.burgerz
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Again, not true at all ive had this name on here for while, and for a very different reason! The irony is purely coincidental!
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Signe
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mr. burgerz is sitting next to me. Don't worry, his end won't be painful.
Should I cover my eyes?  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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hotdogs apply directly to the forehead
hotdogs apply directly to the forehead
hotdogs apply directly to the forehead
hotdogs apply directly to the forehead
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schild
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hotdogs in the mail apply directly to your brain
hotdogs in the mail apply directly to your brain
hotdogs in the mail apply directly to your brain
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Furiously
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You know - all we need is to meme this...... I smell millions for Schild's acquaintances... Until they get sued for food poisoning.
But I do like the disclaimer...
"actually eating hot dog after it arrives could make you really sick or cause death. do not eat."
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« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 03:20:53 PM by Furiously »
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Signe
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Muse.
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I miss mr. burgerz.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Someone please delete this thread before Voodoo sees it and 3 cases of corndogs show up at our house. kthx.
TOO LATE! |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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How much can I buy Dollar Hotdogs for?
$1 + $6 shipping and handling. I meant the company; I want to get in on the ground floor before this thing takes off! |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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OK, that was a good one.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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