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mr.burgerz
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Are you hungry? Low on cash? Wouldn't a hot dog be great right now? Well hunger no longer!!!! You too can own a delicious hot dog for only a buck! Just jump on over to www.dollarhotdogs.com, order away, and in no fewer than 5-7 business days you'll be in hot dog ecstasy! So what are you waiting for? Act now!!!! WWW.DOLLARHOTDOGS.COM |
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Nebu
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I believe the den is ------------> This way.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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stray
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Awesome
Best spam ever. Would read more.
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mr.burgerz
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« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 08:58:08 AM by mr.burgerz »
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Trippy
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Bored at work?
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mr.burgerz
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No this is our work!!!! We've already received over a dozen orders and are shipping international!
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I don't see chili cheese dogs on your menu. Especially with lots of mustard and onions.
How about all beef Chicago style -- with tomato slices, lemon pepper, etc??
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Kenrick
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Okay, I smell a gimmick account.
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mr.burgerz
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We will take special orders, please post in the comments area of the order form. Fees will differ based on condiment rarity and availability.
And I resent that "gimmick account" reference! I registered here a while ago, just never posted. I'm doing this cause this is a product I truly support!!!!
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mr.burgerz
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To give you guys a taste of our Spring Line..........CORNDOGS!!!!!
(Applause please!)
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Signe
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I know what I'm sending everyone for Christmas this year!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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mr.burgerz
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YES!!!! Nothing says the birth of Christ like a dog in your mouth!!!
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Paelos
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This thread has the potential to be truly epic.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Epic, like dollar hotdogs that take 5-7 days to cook?
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Paelos
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Epic, like dollar hotdogs that take 5-7 days to cook?
Like sheer comic irony. :-D |
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HaemishM
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Die in a hot dog fire.
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Nebu
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This is all anyone needs...  |
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mr.burgerz
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NO!!!!! Do not trust imitators!!! ONLY THE ORIGINAL WILL REIGN SUPREME!
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Ironwood
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Pika ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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Sorry, I only eat big Schwetty Wieners. Sometimes I gag on them, but I always swallow.
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Sauced
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Someone please delete this thread before Voodoo sees it and 3 cases of corndogs show up at our house. kthx.
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mr.burgerz
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We will give a discount on bulk shipping!
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Strazos
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I love Mr. Burgerz. He did it for the lolz.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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mr.burgerz
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No, strazos.....I did it for the dogs, they deserve it!  |
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Riggswolfe
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Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Nebu
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Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.
It even makes the buns toasty. Maybe I'll setup a hot dog roaster site and take over the interweb hotdog business! |
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mr.burgerz
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Don't question the legitimacy of our hot dogs! The company maybe, but the dogs no!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass.
*warning: fries, cheese, and onions are not included. just the hot dog.
actually eating hot dog after it arrives could make you really sick or cause death. do not eat. Which one of the bored Az guys is David, anyway? :P |
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Riggswolfe
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Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.
It even makes the buns toasty. Maybe I'll setup a hot dog roaster site and take over the interweb hotdog business! I'm gonna have to check Amazon now and see if they have it. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Jayce
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Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.
It even makes the buns toasty. Maybe I'll setup a hot dog roaster site and take over the interweb hotdog business! I'm gonna have to check Amazon now and see if they have it. See, this thread is worth something! Except, of course, to poor Mr. B. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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How much can I buy Dollar Hotdogs for?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Nebu
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How much can I buy Dollar Hotdogs for?
$1 + $6 shipping and handling. |
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Signe
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I had one of these:  but I broke it.  I loved it so much it was even my avatard for a while. I was going to replace it but now I have one of those thingys like Mr. Burgerz has. I don't think you can do corndogs on it, though. I want some corndogs! Well, maybe. I've never actually tasted one. |
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schild
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I'm going to punch the guy who did this.
Edit: And. I did.
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