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on: February 08, 2007, 12:54:10 PM

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Breaking news: Sources tell ET that Anna Nicole Smith has died.
Sources tell ET that ANNA NICOLE SMITH died this afternoon after she collapsed at a Florida hotel.

The actress and TRIMSPA spokesperson was staying at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida.

According to reports, Anna Nicole collapsed around 2 p.m. and paramedics were called. They reportedly performed CPR at the scene. She was then taken to the Memorial Regional Hospital.

Her partner, HOWARD K. STERN, tells ET that Anna Nicole's temperature was running high last night. The couple was shopping for a new boat in Florida.
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Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 12:56:31 PM

If this is true the Medical Examiner may have a field day with her corpse. Can you imagine if it turned out that diet stuff she was shilling for is what killed her?

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Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 12:57:31 PM


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Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 01:00:59 PM


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Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 01:01:47 PM

Didn't her son commit suicide recently too? I wonder if that had anything to do with it.

She just had a baby girl too...

Funny....I know way too much about Anna Nicole. More than I actually thought I did.

It's sad though.
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Reply #5 on: February 08, 2007, 01:01:57 PM

The Medical Examiner may have a field day with her corpse.

Yes, I imagine he might....

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Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 01:06:30 PM

Career wise it's a pretty smart move, gets her that whole "Marilyn Monroe" street cred.  -- some guy on Digg

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Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 01:09:03 PM

KE KE KE KE YEEEEEAH!  I LIKE COCAINE!

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Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 01:10:05 PM

The Medical Examiner may have a field day with her corpse.

Yes, I imagine he might....

I just choked coffee into my nose, you bastard.

I was really hoping she would get spit out of the bottom of the hard core porn industry before she got too old. Bummer. As fake and crazy and drug addled as she was, I thought she was hot as hell in her younger years.

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Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 01:20:06 PM

Didn't her son commit suicide recently too? I wonder if that had anything to do with it.

She just had a baby girl too...

Funny....I know way too much about Anna Nicole. More than I actually thought I did.

It's sad though.

She also was in a lawsuit about the father of her baby. I think she was due tomorrow to have the test. There is something fishy with the whole situation. The way he son died, and no, it wasnt suicide, and now this. There is defenetly more going on than was let on.
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Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 01:23:36 PM

Not to be cruel here, but my money is on drug-induced heart failure. 

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Reply #11 on: February 08, 2007, 01:29:14 PM

Have to wonder if one of the dodgy men in her life didn't have something to do with her and her son's death.  She good for a conspiracy theory, I think.  Wacky and very tragic.  Countdown to the film....

PS  Furiously, how often does your lovely wife smack you on the back of your head?  Just curious.   tongue
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Reply #12 on: February 08, 2007, 01:35:43 PM

Have to wonder if one of the dodgy men in her life didn't have something to do with her and her son's death.  She good for a conspiracy theory, I think.  Wacky and very tragic.  Countdown to the film....

PS  Furiously, how often does your lovely wife smack you on the back of your head?  Just curious.   tongue

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In any case, the only person I feel bad for in all of this is her infant daughter. No matter what happens with the paternity test she's without a mother, and neither man strikes me as the great father type.

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Reply #13 on: February 08, 2007, 01:44:33 PM

Can I have her stuff?



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Reply #14 on: February 08, 2007, 01:45:58 PM

They need to give that daughter the ol' Pan's Labyrinth.

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Reply #15 on: February 08, 2007, 01:54:23 PM

The Medical Examiner may have a field day with her corpse.

Yes, I imagine he might....

I just choked coffee into my nose, you bastard.

The joke actually slipped right past me. I must be in a literal mood today I keep missing all these sly wordplays.

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Reply #16 on: February 08, 2007, 02:12:33 PM

We'll never know who the Dad is now.

Wait, yes we will. It'll be about how much the baby is worth though.  embarassed That's just depressing to think about.
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Reply #17 on: February 08, 2007, 02:14:03 PM

Why not?  Don't you think those men will duke it out in court to see if they get to spend that kids money? 

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Reply #18 on: February 08, 2007, 07:24:39 PM

Conspiracy theories I've heard so far:

NASA killed her in an attempt to bury the story about the chick driving in her diapers to stalk a guy.
The Bush administration killed her because they already used Michael Jackson too many times.

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Reply #19 on: February 08, 2007, 07:34:14 PM

The Medical Examiner may have a field day with her corpse.

Yes, I imagine he might....

Turnabout's fair play.   After all, she had her way with a corpse years ago.


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Reply #20 on: February 08, 2007, 07:45:52 PM

Conspiracy theories I've heard so far:

NASA killed her in an attempt to bury the story about the chick driving in her diapers to stalk a guy.
The Bush administration killed her because they already used Michael Jackson too many times.

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Reply #21 on: February 08, 2007, 07:49:05 PM

We'll never know who the Dad is now.

Wait, yes we will. It'll be about how much the baby is worth though.  embarassed That's just depressing to think about.

What's more depressing is how many people actually care about it.
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Reply #22 on: February 08, 2007, 08:29:22 PM

It's serious business dude. Don't you know where you're at?


Sheesh.
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Reply #23 on: February 08, 2007, 10:05:51 PM

The Medical Examiner may have a field day with her corpse.

Yes, I imagine he might....

Turnabout's fair play.   After all, she had her way with a corpse years ago.

She was probably easier before she died. Rimshot

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Reply #24 on: February 08, 2007, 11:28:51 PM

I heard. I laughed. I didn't care. Went back to playing Fight Night.

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Reply #25 on: February 09, 2007, 12:33:47 AM

I heard. I laughed. I didn't care. Went back to playing Fight Night.

She was fairly annoying (from what I saw of her reality show while flipping through channels), but not to the point where I understand why people would laugh or make jokes about her death.
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Reply #26 on: February 09, 2007, 12:52:14 AM

Eh? She was a joke of a human being. She married an old guy for the money. Slept around. Did TONS of meds and drugs. Her weight was up and down like a fucking rollercoaster. She would strip naked in public. She was a walking 3 ring circus. However, death and tragedy followed her. In 3 years we'll be submitted to a movie that puts her on a Marilyn Monroe shaped pedestal when really, she should have just been Another Person Who Died.

I understand why people laugh about her death. Hundreds of better people die everyday and because she's famous, she becomes the top newstory.

Fuck that.
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Reply #27 on: February 09, 2007, 05:06:57 AM

YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO BIG O AND DUKE.

Yes indeed.  It's Dukes, though. He hates when people call him Duke.

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Reply #28 on: February 09, 2007, 06:10:03 AM

Conspiracy theories I've heard so far:

NASA killed her in an attempt to bury the story about the chick driving in her diapers to stalk a guy.
The Bush administration killed her because they already used Michael Jackson too many times.

I heard one this morning on the radio that went along the lines of that her daughter is actually her son's kid via incest and so his death was actually a suicide by OD and now she followed along because it will come out in the paternity tests.

I didn't make this one up but I wish I had, it's awesome.

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Reply #29 on: February 09, 2007, 07:54:34 AM

Pictures of ANS are all over the news and she looks like a different person in each one.

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Reply #30 on: February 09, 2007, 08:02:48 AM

It's serious business dude. Don't you know where you're at?


Sheesh.

Oh.  Yeah.

Shit.....
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Reply #31 on: February 09, 2007, 08:12:56 AM

I just hope the baby is well taken care of and loved. Not to mention that he's potentially worth half a billion dollars.

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Reply #32 on: February 09, 2007, 08:19:45 AM

That incest conspiracy theory may be the best one.

Personally, I think it was all orchestrated by Al Sharpton, Oprah, and Bill Cosby, because they were offended at her edgy comedy and frequent jabs at various racial stereotypes.

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Reply #33 on: February 09, 2007, 09:17:19 AM

Eh? She was a joke of a human being. She married an old guy for the money. Slept around. Did TONS of meds and drugs. Her weight was up and down like a fucking rollercoaster. She would strip naked in public. She was a walking 3 ring circus. However, death and tragedy followed her. In 3 years we'll be submitted to a movie that puts her on a Marilyn Monroe shaped pedestal when really, she should have just been Another Person Who Died.

I understand why people laugh about her death. Hundreds of better people die everyday and because she's famous, she becomes the top newstory.

Fuck that.

Oh noes, she slept around!  And she got fat for a while!  wink
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Reply #34 on: February 09, 2007, 09:34:09 AM

Mostly she was just a trainwreck of a person who brought most of the bad things in her life on herself. She was lucky she was so damn hot, otherwise she'd have three teeth and a Camaro on blocks in front of her trailer in Texas.

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