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Evangolis
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on: December 29, 2006, 10:50:01 AM
Thirsty German sells beagle to buy beer
Eager for a drink, customer sells his step-daughter's pet for $53

What really disturbs me about this is that when I read it, my first thought was 'Wow, he got a really good price.'  If you'll excuse me, I have to go launder my soul.
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Strazos
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Reply #1 on: December 29, 2006, 10:55:07 AM
How much do pure-bread Beagles go for?
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Reply #2 on: December 29, 2006, 10:56:31 AM
It's okay.  You can't help your nasty mind and insensitive thoughts.  I'm sure you were just born that way.
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Evangolis
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Reply #3 on: December 29, 2006, 10:58:50 AM
Quote from: Strazos on December 29, 2006, 10:55:07 AM
How much do pure-bread Beagles go for?

Probably 200+ from a kennel.  In a bar?  I'm surprised he got more than two beers.

Quote from: Signe on December 29, 2006, 10:56:31 AM
It's okay.  You can't help your nasty mind and insensitive thoughts.  I'm sure you were just born that way.

Nonsense, it took years of hard work by myself and my family to make me the man I am.  I've pulled myself down by my own bootstraps.
"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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