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Soln
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on: December 04, 2006, 08:44:13 AM
Le Click

  • Head A'Sploder
  • Tom Cruise missile
  • Catapult that catapults catapults



Ironwood
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Reply #1 on: December 04, 2006, 08:48:16 AM
Saw that earlier on Fark and pretty much stopped reading at Cock-Rocket.

 undecided
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Dren
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Reply #2 on: December 04, 2006, 09:08:23 AM
Quote from: Ironwood on December 04, 2006, 08:48:16 AM
Saw that earlier on Fark and pretty much stopped reading at Cock-Rocket.

 undecided

Hey thanks.  I didn't go any further than your post!
stray
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Reply #3 on: December 04, 2006, 11:26:10 AM
I'd like to see a....Directed Acoustic Projector. Make entire armies shit in their pants.


Those guns from the first Dune movie would be cool though too.
Rhonstet
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Reply #4 on: December 08, 2006, 10:54:13 AM
Belt-fed potato gun.
We now return to your regularly scheduled foolishness, already in progress.
Riggswolfe
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Reply #5 on: December 08, 2006, 01:33:02 PM
That was some funny shit. I want a Peruvian Nerve Squirrel for a yard pet.
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sinij
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Reply #6 on: December 08, 2006, 09:59:56 PM
Choking STFU gas, this thread can use some.
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Llava
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Reply #7 on: December 09, 2006, 02:03:34 PM
Quote from: Soln on December 04, 2006, 08:44:13 AM
Catapult that catapults catapults

When I finally broke down what that meant, I was disappointed.  I thought it was saying a catapult for catapults made to launch catapults.  A triple catapult.  But it's only asking for a double catapult.  Way to not think outside the box.
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Reply #8 on: December 11, 2006, 01:50:18 PM
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Reply #9 on: December 12, 2006, 01:20:43 PM
Quote from: Sky on December 11, 2006, 01:50:18 PM
Oh. Hell. Yes.

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Simond
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Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 07:08:50 AM
But where's the fœtuspults?
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