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SurfD
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on: November 01, 2006, 05:11:48 PM

I saw this, and my brain just sort of went WTF.......

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2482433&cp=&f=Taxonomy%2FTRUS%2F2254197&origkw=rocky+basic&kw=rocky+basic&parentPage=search

Is there ANYTHING the toy industry wont do for a buck?

I love the fact that it is reccomended for childeren 8 and up.

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Reply #1 on: November 01, 2006, 05:13:25 PM

Dude that is hot.  Makes me want to have a son; seriously, we need less pussy ass toys and more toys with balls. 

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Reply #2 on: November 01, 2006, 05:22:14 PM

Dude that is hot.  Makes me want to have a son; seriously, we need less pussy ass toys and more toys with balls. 

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Reply #3 on: November 02, 2006, 12:09:58 AM

Probably the best thing I have seen from WoW in a long time.

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Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 07:38:28 AM

I want a life-sized fake rack of meat.
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Size doesn't matter, right?
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Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 08:14:06 AM

Right.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #6 on: November 02, 2006, 09:29:53 AM

Size only matters to women with large vaginas ;)

Well, actually with small vaginas, too. But in a different, more painful, way.
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Reply #7 on: November 02, 2006, 09:34:19 AM

Even I'M becoming offended.  You boys with teeny weenies are always so defensive.   rolleyes

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Reply #8 on: November 02, 2006, 11:20:37 AM

I'm not defensive. I was thinking the meat thingie would be a great keychain....

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Reply #9 on: November 02, 2006, 12:58:58 PM

I think you are brave to admit to your teeniness.  Women find that cute.

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Reply #10 on: November 02, 2006, 01:13:49 PM

Except those with flappy labia.
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Reply #11 on: November 02, 2006, 01:16:40 PM

Eewww.

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Reply #12 on: November 02, 2006, 01:29:51 PM

Don't be a mayo-jar hater.
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Reply #13 on: November 02, 2006, 01:32:36 PM

You're going to make me den a post that originally started as a commentary on a toy side of beef?

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Reply #14 on: November 02, 2006, 02:00:10 PM

Make fun of small penis: ok.
Make fun of large vagina: Den.

Alright. Just so I know the rules of mocking genetic traits.
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Reply #15 on: November 02, 2006, 02:15:36 PM

Why does every time the subject of small, snipped cock come up, you go batty?  Get over it.


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