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Morfiend
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Reply #35 on: November 01, 2006, 10:50:40 AM

It's trying to sell me a walkman specifically designed to be worn while exercising.

DUDE! The ads so just called you fat!!
Bunk
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Reply #36 on: November 01, 2006, 12:46:43 PM

My ads keep flipping between George Bush and Steven Harper offering me free ipods and laptops.

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Reply #37 on: November 01, 2006, 01:01:14 PM

My ads keep flipping between George Bush and Steven Harper offering me free ipods and laptops.

IT'S A TRAP!

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Reply #38 on: November 01, 2006, 01:06:41 PM

My ads keep flipping between George Bush and Steven Harper offering me free ipods and laptops.

Your Thetans want better kit. 

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Reply #39 on: November 01, 2006, 06:22:48 PM

Does anyone remember the old ad where you picked spots on a tree to try and win shit?

Treeloot for the win.
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Reply #40 on: November 02, 2006, 08:41:20 AM

It appears I was also the One Millionth person and I qualify for a FREE* Laptop

But I am to lazy to visit the site so instead here is my claim number. I am SURE this claim number can't be used more than once so the lucky person will be the first one who reads this post first.

Claim # 3383FAE

Enjoy your new FREE* Laptop
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Reply #41 on: November 02, 2006, 02:25:03 PM

With some of the eye-raping avatars around here, I can't be bothered to be upset by the banner ads.

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Reply #42 on: November 02, 2006, 02:31:09 PM

You leave Signe alone!

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Reply #43 on: November 02, 2006, 02:32:04 PM

It's funny because of the red-eye there, Rocky.
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Reply #44 on: November 02, 2006, 03:39:02 PM

I... umm... ok. 

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Reply #45 on: November 05, 2006, 09:53:03 AM



Spelling FTW!!!


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Reply #46 on: November 06, 2006, 09:33:05 AM



Spelling FTW!!!



For some reason I wasn't concentrating on the spelling in that ad...

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Reply #47 on: November 06, 2006, 12:15:45 PM

For some reason I wasn't concentrating on the spelling in that ad...

I understand, whereas if I want to see naked tits, I'll just take my shirt off.  Otherwise, they do nothing for me.  tongue

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Reply #48 on: November 06, 2006, 12:23:15 PM

For some reason I wasn't concentrating on the spelling in that ad...

I understand, whereas if I want to see naked tits, I'll just take my shirt off.  Otherwise, they do nothing for me.  tongue

Unfair! I think you need to rectify this injustice.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #49 on: November 06, 2006, 12:28:49 PM

You enjoy your eyesight, don't you?

Then I think it's safe to say that we'll just leave the mystery as it is.  Better to imagine than to go blind from horror.  :-D

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Reply #50 on: November 08, 2006, 11:30:27 AM

Men don't skip ugly boobs any more than a twelve-year-old skips the ugly Pokemon.  Gotta catch'em all.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #51 on: November 08, 2006, 12:28:30 PM

Men don't skip ugly boobs any more than a twelve-year-old skips the ugly Pokemon.  Gotta catch'em all.

Amen.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #52 on: November 08, 2006, 12:37:06 PM

Men don't skip ugly boobs any more than a twelve-year-old skips the ugly Pokemon.  Gotta catch'em all.

Amen.

ROFL!!

You guys made me have to explain to my co-worker why I started laughing my head off when I read your replies.  Thanks for a great laugh.  Heart   :-D

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Reply #53 on: November 08, 2006, 01:16:55 PM

My coworkers are long accustomed to my outbursts of chuckles.
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Reply #54 on: November 08, 2006, 01:19:58 PM

Outbursts of laughter are what I live for.  And tits.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Morfiend
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Reply #55 on: November 08, 2006, 02:24:57 PM

My coworkers are long accustomed to my outbursts of chuckles.

Me too. Usually followed by "Let me see" or "What did you find this time".
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Reply #56 on: November 08, 2006, 03:49:59 PM

Or "It looks bigger when erect."


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Reply #57 on: November 09, 2006, 07:29:11 AM

Me too. Usually followed by "Let me see" or "What did you find this time".
My girlfriend sits at one of the three desks opposite me. I usually garner one of these when I start chuckling:

Morfiend
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Reply #58 on: November 28, 2006, 10:56:53 AM

I just got a honest to goodness popup from the site. Here.

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Reply #59 on: November 28, 2006, 11:14:13 AM

I'm sure they just know that you need ink.

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Reply #60 on: November 28, 2006, 11:36:17 AM

What the fuck? I WILL check on that when I get home. Thanks.
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Reply #61 on: November 28, 2006, 03:05:39 PM

First don't you have to enable pop-ups with firefox, since by default they are blocked? Second, its time to log off and go to sleep, 12 days of f13 is too much.

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Reply #62 on: November 28, 2006, 03:15:46 PM

First don't you have to enable pop-ups with firefox, since by default they are blocked? Second, its time to log off and go to sleep, 12 days of f13 is too much.

Thats total time logged in, but its skewed and does not work to well.  Some of us have a teeny bit more...
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #63 on: November 28, 2006, 03:16:15 PM

Total time logged in: 118 days, 1 hours and 6 minutes.

It's based on cookies. Not actual time on the site.
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Reply #64 on: December 22, 2006, 10:45:13 AM

Another Ige add popped into rotation today. Wheee.

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Reply #65 on: December 22, 2006, 10:49:33 AM

I might have to remove Ad-sense from my blog since I noticed this morning it generated a gold seller I had blacklisted days ago.  I probably won't miss much, as my blog is so unpopular that it risks generating an anti-visitor singularity.  I was curious if it would flip Ad-sense and give me all money.

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Reply #66 on: December 22, 2006, 12:55:21 PM

Total time logged in: 18 days, 23 hours and 52 minutes.

Hehe, I'm browsing a lot, posting a lot less  tongue
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Reply #67 on: December 22, 2006, 03:12:34 PM

Merusk, it's gonna be hard to block them all. I don'tt know what the deal is.
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Geld, No, and Adsense sucks.
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Sairon, we thank you for your time, but please log 5 days, 8 minutes more before we unveil to you the secrets of the world.  - Ooooh, hadn't looked at mine in a while - Total time logged in: 123 days, 1 hours and 51 minutes.
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Merusk
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Reply #68 on: December 22, 2006, 03:26:26 PM

Merusk, it's gonna be hard to block them all. I don'tt know what the deal is.

Oh, I'm quite aware of that.  They're likely listing themselves under a few dozen names, playing the ad system to their advantage the same way they do games.  I just wanted to let you know.

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Reply #69 on: December 22, 2006, 09:52:52 PM

This site has adds? No seriously, I had to double-check after I saw that picture. I'm just so used to scrolling down a few notches instantly every single page I open. Right now typing this, I'm already scrolled down to where my screen only shows the forum backlinks. There's always a site header, add, or bunch of links at the top and never is there anything new or interesting, so I never look. :-D
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