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Topic: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors (Read 1695 times)
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sinij
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Man tells border patrol “I'm here to seduce a teenager”. Linky |
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NiX
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Honest is the best policy! But, seriously, if he didn't tell them we could be seeing a different story. Where was the weed? Never go after a girl from BC without it! Cheaper than vodka.
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sinij
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BRB, packing for the trip to Vancouver. Now, where did I put vodka?
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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Another criminal mastermind behind bars.
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Samwise
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So crossing the border with intent to seduce a 15-year-old is illegal, but if he crossed the border for some other reason and then just happened to seduce a 15-year-old while he was there, it would have been okay?
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Engels
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Correctomondo. Technically he wasn't in Canada just quite yet when interrogated by Canadian customs officials.
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Samwise
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So the correct thing to do would have been to wait until he'd crossed the border, turned around, and said "Oh, BTW, I'm also gonna bone a teenager I met on the Internets, keke?"
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Tebonas
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Classic villain error. They brag too much about their evil plans.
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Merusk
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".. Sly devil, you got me monologuing!"
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