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Reply #140 on: December 19, 2006, 04:02:06 PM

Stefan is a great name.  Trust me.

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Reply #141 on: December 19, 2006, 08:43:14 PM

Indecision.  You can call him Indy for short.

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Reply #142 on: December 20, 2006, 06:41:01 AM

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Reply #143 on: December 20, 2006, 07:27:37 AM

I told you.  Megatron.

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Reply #144 on: December 20, 2006, 08:05:25 AM

Nah: Galvatron.  Make the kid work for it.

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Reply #145 on: December 20, 2006, 08:34:06 AM

IGGINS!

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Reply #146 on: December 20, 2006, 09:14:27 AM

Not a good name.  He'd wind up terrorized by girls for his selfish ways.

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Reply #147 on: December 20, 2006, 11:02:22 AM

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Reply #148 on: December 20, 2006, 12:12:57 PM


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Reply #149 on: December 20, 2006, 12:25:02 PM

Well, you have to admit, it is cute!  Even cuter than Skippy.

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Reply #150 on: December 20, 2006, 12:26:30 PM

If he's a midget I'll consider it.

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Reply #151 on: December 20, 2006, 12:27:33 PM

If he's a midget you should name him Bitey.

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Reply #152 on: December 20, 2006, 12:57:16 PM

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There's some commercial with a Mr Nibbles. I keep thinking they are saying Mr Nipples.

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Reply #153 on: December 20, 2006, 01:43:21 PM

Please don't name your child Mr. Nipples.  Don't even name your cat that.

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Reply #154 on: December 20, 2006, 01:57:49 PM

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Robert, but only if his middle name was also Bruce
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Reply #155 on: December 20, 2006, 02:51:01 PM

Guinness...

Not Guinness.  The Guinnesses are a spectacularly unfortunate lot.  Suicide, murder, early death, divorce.  They make Dynasty seem like it was a gritty piece of Ken Loach realism.

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Reply #156 on: December 21, 2006, 06:13:29 AM

I think you should name him David with Lopan as a middle name. If you do, I'll give you the domain DavidLopan.com.

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Reply #157 on: December 21, 2006, 06:37:33 AM

Someone's been drinking all night.  Oh yes he has!

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Reply #158 on: December 21, 2006, 06:45:09 AM

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Reply #159 on: December 21, 2006, 07:51:28 AM

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Reply #160 on: December 21, 2006, 08:03:23 AM

Please don't name your child Mr. Nipples.  Don't even name your cat that.
Oh, that's a great idea. My girlfriend is going to be cursing you soon...though I can't have cats in my apartment :( I've taken to naming neighborhood cats. One squints all the time so I named him Bartholomew J Squinthorpe.
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Reply #161 on: December 21, 2006, 08:09:26 AM

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Robert, but only if his middle name was also Bruce

I was batting for Bruce as the first name, then I realized something.

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Reply #162 on: December 21, 2006, 08:15:23 AM

I wouldn't worry about it much.  I'm sure people around here would be too polite to comment.  Bruce is a really nice name.

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Reply #163 on: December 21, 2006, 08:38:45 AM

It's easy to console yourself when people are booing if your name is Bruce.
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Reply #164 on: December 21, 2006, 08:45:51 AM

One squints all the time so I named him Bartholomew J Squinthorpe.

That is awesome.

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Reply #165 on: December 21, 2006, 09:57:13 AM

My girlfriend keeps talking me out of my plot to kittynap him ;) He's in a house down the street with about a dozen outdoor cats, they're one step from being strays...
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Reply #166 on: December 21, 2006, 09:58:05 AM

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Heheh - his first two initials are BJ....
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Reply #167 on: December 21, 2006, 11:35:35 AM

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Reply #168 on: December 21, 2006, 12:24:03 PM

You keep shooting down all my good names.

Craig
Jason
Donny

And for the obscure:

Jimbo
Santos
Snuggle
Jethro
Abel
Joeyjoeyjojo-shabado

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Reply #169 on: December 21, 2006, 12:26:18 PM

My girlfriend keeps talking me out of my plot to kittynap him ;) He's in a house down the street with about a dozen outdoor cats, they're one step from being strays...

Stickytraps work great.  Be sure to nail them to some plywood first.

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Reply #170 on: January 25, 2007, 11:15:36 AM

We went with Alexander.

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Reply #171 on: January 25, 2007, 11:17:28 AM

Grats!

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Reply #172 on: January 25, 2007, 11:24:25 AM

We need beer delivered.

These 3 o'clock feedings/cryings/wetting 2 diapers/needing another change of clothes are the killer. Suddenly it's like 4:15.

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Reply #173 on: January 25, 2007, 11:27:29 AM

Congrats!   Thumbs up!

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Reply #174 on: January 25, 2007, 11:29:19 AM

Darn, I am late. Meanmachine would have been great.

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