Signe
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Shug is my nephew's name. It's a nickname for Hugh. It's very Scottish.
Anyway, I like the name Spike. If I had decided to pop sprogs, I probably would have name him/her Spike. Fortunately, for all involved, I would rather pop my clogs than pop a sprog.
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Llava
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You trying to turn your hypothetical kid into this?  Or this?  Either way, he's sure to get laid easily. Do you really want that for your child? |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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That is better than cleaning rock-hard Kleenex and socks from under his bed.
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Furiously
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I'd rather worry about that then have to worry about my daughter being peer presured into having sex with the quarterback.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Wordstar Cthulu Service Pack 2
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create.l_function_nametable.sql
'Squealy' for short.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Signe
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I'd rather worry about that then have to worry about my daughter being peer presured into having sex with the quarterback.
Then name him Spike! Sorted. If you have a girl, name her Signe. Her unpronounceable name will turn them off and their mispronunciation will turn her off. It's a win win situation for a father. |
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Llava
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But what if she ends up married to a Scotsman?
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Endie
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I'd rather worry about that then have to worry about my daughter being peer presured into having sex with the quarterback.
The name Hepsibah Agnes Bulldyke should have the desired effect on that front. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Furiously
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I'd rather worry about that then have to worry about my daughter being peer presured into having sex with the quarterback.
Then name him Spike! Sorted. If you have a girl, name her Signe. Her unpronounceable name will turn them off and their mispronunciation will turn her off. It's a win win situation for a father. Wife says it's a dog's name. So no. |
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Furiously
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My initial inputs were Gunther and Bertha, just so I wouldn't have to worry about them having sex.
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"Too much is always better than not enough." -Dobbs
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Angus! Maybe Michelle will go for it better than Kate did...
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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Signe
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Angus is a terrible name. Even in Scotland it reminds everyone of beef which reminds everyone of Mad Cow. Nix on Angus. Oh, wait... how about NiX?
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Angus is a terrible name. Even in Scotland it reminds everyone of beef which reminds everyone of Mad Cow. Nix on Angus. Oh, wait... how about NiX?
Angus is half of the mighty army, the Clan MacAdder! How dare you?? |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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Maybe, but Angus is a girl.
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Llava
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Angus.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Endie
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Angus.
Anus.
No.
Yeah, the spellchecker on Word 2 once "corrected" a letter my one-time employers sent to a client (the managing partner in a law firm), changing it from: Angus MacKenzie XXXX, YYYY and ZZZZ Hanover Street Edinburgh to: Anus MacKenzie XXXX, YYYY and ZZZZ Hangover Street Edinburgh Which necessitated the sending-round of a board member to apologise in person. Endie |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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But just think... if Angus goes into military service and becomes a Colonel. How cool would that be.
You should really just go with Jimmy McMillan.
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Furiously
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I think he would have to change his last name to Angus to be Colonel Angus. And Angus Angus is just a bizarre name.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Anal Angus.
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Furiously
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But my last name isnt Angus.
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Walter
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Walter
No - Walter the farting dog. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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But my last name isnt Angus.
You know what has to be done. |
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Furiously
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Yes - I need to find a name that the wife and I can agree on.
And I think I probably went to the wrong place for help.
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Signe
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Yes - I need to find a name that the wife and I can agree on.
And I think I probably went to the wrong place for help.
Gee. Ya think? |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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"Honey, we have to change our last name to Angus."
"..."
"We'll call our son Anal."
*door slams*
"But....f13 said so!"
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Tale
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Come on. How many kids will be jealous of the name Cthulhu?
Answer: All the cool ones.
Plus, you really get to fuck with substitute teachers. "Okay so I'm sorry if I mispronounce your name, but I'll do my best. Now, let's start roll call. Is.... Cutul... oh fuck this."
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Tebonas
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My initial inputs were Gunther and Bertha, just so I wouldn't have to worry about them having sex.
Bertha I understand, but why the fuck do Gunthers not get laid in your country? There goes the last chance of me moving there. |
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Ironwood
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Yes - I need to find a name that the wife and I can agree on.
And I think I probably went to the wrong place for help.
I can't believe you read my thread and thought any different. |
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Llava
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Shalim!
Arabic god of dusk!
It'll help him make friends at airports.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Furiously
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Yes - I need to find a name that the wife and I can agree on.
And I think I probably went to the wrong place for help.
I can't believe you read my thread and thought any different. Reading is hard! |
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Furiously
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Twenty-eight days according to the doctor. Still no name...
What would be a better story then....
"Daddy, tell me how I got my name..."
"Well son, there was this bloke named XXXXXXX on the F13.net board, and he/she suggested it."
"That's a crappy story dad."
"Yes. Yes it is."
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Signe
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