Ironwood
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Is this a challenge? Well, alrighty then!
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Signe
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Why do I get shouted at when I post two men kissing and Nix doesn't? It's not fair. I accuse you all of discrimination. And hobbit pics are lovely. Dammit.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Because we know, deep down, that two men kissing doesn't actually get Women hot.
Whereas...
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Nothing gets me hot. I find porn and even sex in general to be totally boring. I'd rather go to a motorsport event or play a game or almost anything. When I post that I'm excited or something, I'm just kidding. I'm probably more like my avatard than you would guess, except I'm as extroidinarily smart as Ironwood is extroidinarily rich... just fluffy in the brain and prone to extreme confusion. Unfortunately, I even talk like Ellen Feiss. But I'm not her. I'm fatter and I have blond eyes and blue hair.
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Ironwood
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Nothing gets me hot. I find porn and even sex in general to be totally boring.
Should I send Righ a card or summat ? |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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or a muffin basket?
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Signe
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Muffin basket would be better.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Not touching that. 'muffin basket' is just way too large a target.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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Nothing gets me hot. I find porn and even sex in general to be totally boring.  |
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Nothing gets me hot. I find porn and even sex in general to be totally boring.
I thought you were a Brit, so isn't this just "business as usual"? |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Ironwood
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You thought wrong.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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She is British in the same way that Madonna is British.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Ironwood
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As in not at all ?
I'm not understanding.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Muse.
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I'm NOT a Brit. I've just usually live there. It's convenient. My father is Norwegian, my mother came from somewhere in the upper dregs of Italy, my husband is a Scottsman (hehe) and I'm as American as cherry pie. I have some American family. I have no American friends. Now you know my entire life story.
Some people are just not fussed about sex. I'm one of them. If there's something more fun to do, I'd rather be doing that. I never said I hated it or anything.
Now just shut up.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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>buttonfound = 1
keke
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I have no American friends. You have me and the PopTart. |
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Signe
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I have no American friends. You have me and the PopTart. That's true.  I meant the sort that you sit in the van and get stoned with but, it's true... I consider most of the people on f13 to be real friends now, even though I can't punch them in the arm or twisty-pinch them really, really hard. |
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sinij
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We are just voices in your head.
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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or twisty-pinch them really, really hard. You stay away from my nipples and I will stay away from yours. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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RhyssaFireheart
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Better late than never.  Guy that took the pic is a retired member of my guild. Somehow, he's managed to make quite a business of taking pics of occasionally dressed women. And they are good pictures, too. http://www.razorfist.com/ is the site, or his livejournal is http://razorfist.livejournal.com/Yes, I guess I am pimping for him. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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That's the classiest pic posted on the Cheddar Birthday Boobie thread so far, Rhyssa. (although the puppy is still the cutest)
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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I think Ironwood is going to go on vacation with that photo. Good job.
Also, hawt
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Ironwood
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You mean you want me to go away ? That's mean.  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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No, you're just very dedicated to your appreciation of the female form...or something like that.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Ironwood
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It's True. But we all have our little crosses to bear.
You know what I always say.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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'Where's the lotion, I'm starting to chafe!' ?
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Ironwood
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Usually 'Stop running, bitch, you're only making it worse for yourself.'
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Muse.
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I bet your family puts you in a nursing home decades before you're ready.
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Signe
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Happy Halloweenie to Cheddar!!  |
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sinij
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I bet your family puts you in a nursing home decades before you're ready.
If you are in a nursing home you can be 'dirty old man' regardless of age. Society for some reason allows dirty old man do get away with more things that normal people, after all they are some dirty old man from a nursing home. |
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Ironwood
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I've thought about it and I think Amanda has a nice arse.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Haha this is one of the most viewed threads in Useless news. The Britney Spears thread has waaay more views, but I guess that is like watching a train wreck.
Is it because of the boobies? The witty banter? Or is it because it is ALL FOR ME (minus that hobbit pr0n shit, VD can have that as a wedding present)?
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Ironwood
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It's the Boobies.
More Boobies.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I like seeing two girls kissing before I scroll down.
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